the walking dead series 1

♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ - "the walking dead." - ooh, the walking dead.i haven't played this. - i think i know this 'cause it's a tv show too. - i literally love the show and i've never played the game, so... i'm pretty excited. - i've seen people play this game,but i've never actually played it. oh, that's sick! - (finebros) the walking deadby telltale games

is an episodic interactive drama adventure based on the comic book series.- oh, comic book. okay. i thought it was just a show on amc.that's it. like, everyone talks about it. there's probably gonna be differences than in the show, right? - (finebros) and we're gonna have you play the first episode of the game. (gasps and squeals) - "this game series adapts to the choices you make." - "the story is tailored by how you play." - "telltale games presents..."

- "episode one: a new day." (car zooms down road) - what did he do? - is this me?i'm being arrested? - oh, i like the graphics.they're very comic book-like. it's really cool. - (officer) well, i reckon you didn't do it, did ya? - what didn't he do? uh, uh, uh, uh...

(stammers) i'm just gonna say, "does it really matter?" - (prisoner) does it really matter?- (officer) nah, not much. - "why do you say that?"- (prisoner) why do you say that? - (officer) y'know, i've driven a bunch of fellas down to this prison. usually it's about now i get the "i didn't do it." - "and what do you say?""not for me." "every time?"i'm gonna do, "not for me!" wait, but that makes it sound like i did it. "and what do you say?"

- "and what do you say?"- (prisoner) and what do you say? - (officer) i say, "yep, i know you did it." - uh... okay. - (dispatcher) we've got what looks like a 10-91e near peachtree exit of 285.- "use the mouse to look around." okay. - "aim turned at rearview mirror."like this? okay. clicking on that. - (officer) i followed your case a little bit, you being a macon boy and all.- what's a macon boy?

oh, it's a place!so you've got an opinion, punk! - "so you've got an opinion?" - (prisoner) you've got an opinion then?- (officer) i wouldn't say that. (cop siren wails)i go in for that innocent 'til proven guilty.- okay. oh, what? why is there a cop car? - (officer) even considering who they say you killed. - i killed someone? oh no.- (dispatcher) be advised... - (officer) i've got a nephew up at uga.you teach there long?

- i taught? - so he's a teacher? - (officer) you meet your wife in athens? - wife's a touchy subject, i see. - (officer) you wanna know how i see it? (cop siren wails) - not really.- (prisoner) not really. - (officer) too bad.(scoffs) you might have the right to remain silent,but it don't mean i gotta be.

(cop siren wails)- um... "sure" or "not--" but there's so many police cars.let's go with "sure". we need to be nice.he's a cop. - (prisoner) sure. - (officer) regardless, could be you just married the wrong woman. - oh [bleep]. so it looks like he killed his wife. - oh, he's, like, investigating me. uh, "or she--" no, i'm not gonna say the bad word. okay.

(prisoner grumbles)- she married the wrong guy. wait, what? (laughs) what? i just grunted. - the only reason i picked this one is 'cause i just wanna see what the cop's reaction is. (prisoner grumbles) he didn't even say it, wow. - he didn't say it! (helicopter flies overhead)- another helicopter.

what is happening back behind us? - oh, dang, it's getting serious. - okay, looks like something's going down. - this guy likes to talk a lot, doesn't he? oh my god! there's a person!(anxious squeal) oh! we just hit a zombie!what is happening? - what is this? there's a pers-- watch out! watch out!(tires squeal) i didn't save. watch out!

- dude, watch out!- (prisoner) watch out! (tires squeal) (loud crash) - bruh. - bro, oh my god.it went from zero to 100 real quick. (loud crash)- crap, am i dead? ♪ (eerie music) ♪- oh. (sucking air through teeth)- oh, there's another one outside too? open your eyes! ugh!

(zombies snarl)(people screaming) - i hear people screaming. (people scream, ripping flesh)- okay, someone's getting ripped apart. - i don't like... (nervous giggle). - he got knocked out, okay.waking up. (prisoner groans) ow! [bleep]. my leg!- we're in pain. - oh, dang. the cop died. - "use the mouse to look aroundand find a way out of the car."

- look at-- look at this.- (prisoner) hey! hey, officer! you all right?- he's clearly dead. - (prisoner) i'm still cuffed back here!- no, no, he's clearly dead. - there's another thing.look at shotgun. - (prisoner) why the hell did he have his gun out? - oh, he was fighting something. (birds whistle)- okay, let's get out. - kick! we can kick!yeah, 'cause we're strong. (prisoner grunts)(glass cracks)

- all right, there's no way you can break a cop car window that easy. dude, he kicked it and there's already a hole in it. are you serious? how many times do we have to kick this window? - come on. be a man. okay.(prisoner grunts) - here, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. - "look at the door.use the mouse wheel (or number keys 1-2) to select an action." (insects chirrup)- i'm climbing out.

(prisoner grunts) - (sighs) oh, man.this is not good. i have handcuffs. my leg is injured. - dude, that's a big fall, actually. (prisoner groans in pain) (prisoner yelps)- oh, my-- ow! ew, it, like, squished. - do i want to go forward? - it feels like i'm basicallywalking through a movie,

which is cool.i'm enjoying it. - movin'. movin' along. ♪ (tense music) ♪- okay, let me get the gun. there's a shotgun. - (prisoner) the officer's shotgun is over there. - pick it up! (prisoner grunts)- all right. you've got it, you've got it.- (prisoner) ooh! (groans) - we're good.- (prisoner) looks empty.

- of course. - empty? that's no use! - (prisoner) it'll be easier to carry with these cuffs off. - oh, great, now i have to break the cuffs too. - we have to get the handcuffs off? let's go. - uh, no, can't go this way.can i go past him? and just, like, walk over him? oh. - okay, i'm gonna get the keys. (keys jangle)

oh, now i have to unlock it. okay. (handcuffs click)- (prisoner) [bleep]. - [bleep]. what-- really?you're gonna drop them? - wow. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- (whimpers nervously) no! no, no, no!no! okay. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ - something's gonna pop up right now, as i'm picking them up. okay, never mind.

- unlock.(handcuffs click) this time successfully. - there's a lot of clicking in this game.(zombie moans) lots of clicking. - oh, he's making some--oh, back up, homie. back up! (zombie growls)back up, son! (zombie growls)(squeals) - run! crap, get the shotgun.- (prisoner) holy [bleep]! holy [bleep]!

- exactly, holy [bleep]!hey, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill! - s key?! (whimpers)get away from me. - (prisoner) what in the hell?- kick him. - (prisoner) what the [bleep] are you?!(zombie growls) - kick him! what? (zombie chomps down)(prisoner screams) - oh, did i just die? first encounter and i die. (handcuffs click)all right, take two.

(zombie growls)shotgun. where is it? shotgun. where's the shotgun?it's right next to you! - (prisoner) what happened?- stop asking questions. get up, bro, it's not a q and a. - (prisoner) what happened?- what do you mean, "what happened?" go! oh, a shotgun. (zombie snarls)oh, too late? (prisoner screams)

i was asking him too many questions and not killing him. gun to my left.get that real quick, shotgun. - okay, there's a shell. - ugh, i dunno. - yes, yes, die! shoot! - (prisoner) [bleep]!- really?! oh my god, no! - are you serious? - grab it! grab it! come on. - pick it up! what do you mean?

you fricking butterfingers.- (prisoner) don't make me do this! - how do i shoot? how do i shoot?(gunshot) no, i missed! dang it!(zombie snarls) - (prisoner) no, no. - this is what i get for not learning how to use a gun. - (prisoner) no! (prisoner groans)- gosh darn it. gosh, okay. i have to start over now from this.

all right, i need to aim this time for reals though. (gunshot)bam! (zombie growls)head shot. (gunshot)- oh! i thought i missed. - and... pew!(zombie snarls) (relieved) yay. - boom, head shot!that's how we do it. - you should keep the shotgun, man.no! come on. - (prisoner) man.

- okay, now what? - (prisoner) his skin's all rotten and he smells like [bleep]. - ew! - (whimpers) oh, there's someone else in the distance. - oh! oh!- (prisoner) help! come get someone. - there's someone. - (prisoner) there's been a shooting!- i think it's a child. - (prisoner) there's been a shooting! - (scoffs) that's a nice way to put it.

(zombies moan)what? no. (whimpers) what?ugh! i don't wanna know! - there's panting.why is someone panting? (zombie moans)- it's probably a dog. oh, never mind. - nope! nope! ha! nope. - oh!(zombie moans) (prisoner groans)- oh my gosh. this guy is the clumsiest guy.

- why do you keep dropping stuff,tripping over stuff, and doing dumb things? - hurry it up.♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ why do you keep falling, man? - every possible thing he could trip over,he just trips over. - at least they're slow. - he's gonna die right here. he got hops though. he has hops. (zombie moans)- can they climb?

please tell me they can't. (scratching at fence) (gunshot in the distance) (gunshots)- someone else is shooting now. (zombies snarl) - maybe they're distracted now. - yay. go away. - guarantee you this guy falls eight more times. - (prisoner) hello? anybody?

- why would you try to call out and attract zombies? - yeah, let's go. maybe there's a sliding glass door. - oh, i'm gonna go inside the house. - (prisoner) i wonder if anybody's home.- let's see, buddy. - what if there's a zombie in there though? - (prisoner) hello? anybody home?(rapping on glass) - please tell me there's no zombies in there. okay? so, um, i could--ooh, what's this? third option: open door.(whimpers) i don't-- do i wanna?

(door slides)- (prisoner) coming in! don't shoot, okay?- that's always a great way to enter a house-- "don't shoot me." - if there's a zombie there,they're not gonna shoot, they're gonna eat. - (prisoner groans in pain) [bleep]! hello? (panting)i'm not an intruder. - uh, there's blood.uh, get out. - [bleep], someone got rekt. coloring book? it's charlie the unicorn.

- why do they have such dramatic music? - okay, well, first of all,we should probably not step on the blood. - (prisoner yelps and groans)- oh my. (in game: answering machine beeps)- let's go in the kitchen. oh, [bleep]! okay, wow, that was a [bleep] dumb idea. okay, let's see, um... what's here? there's something red going on. - answering machine. can we listen to answering machines?

- (answering machine) three new messages. message one. left at 5:43 pm.- so this is yesterday. - (woman on machine) hey, brenda.this is diana. we're still in savannah. ed had a little incident with some crazy guy near the hotel. we had to get him back to the er...- crazy guy? does that mean zombie? ... and have it checked out. anyway, he's not feeling well enough to drive back tonight, so we're staying an extra day.

thanks so much for looking after clementine-- - that extra day killed him.i know it. - (diana, laughing) we'll be back in time before your spring break. - oh, dude, i would be pissed. for messing up my spring break.- (answering machine) message two. left at 11:19 pm.- (diana, fretting) oh my god, finally. they're not letting us leaveand aren't telling us anything about atlanta. please, please, just leave the city...- we're in atlanta, i guess.

... and take clementine with you back to marietta. i've got to get back to the hospital. please let me know that you're safe. - oh, this is getting progressively worse. - the next one's gonna be crazy.just screaming. - (diana, tearfully) clementine?baby, if you can hear this, call the police.we love you. (weeping) we love you.(answering machine beeps) - oh, [bleep], dude.

- there's a girl in that photo.that's clementine then. - why'd they name their kid after a fruit? - (little girl) daddy?- (prisoner) huh? - oh, i knew it!i knew we were gonna find the kid. - (whispering) where is she?where are you? - oh, there's something in here, in this drawer. - hey. - oh, a walkie talkie. - (little girl) you need to be quiet.

- is there someone in here with me? - uh... "who is this?"- (prisoner) who is this? - (little girl) i'm clementine.this is my house. - (prisoner) hi, clementine. i'm lee. - "i'm not a monster," "are you okay?" - "are you okay?"- (lee) are you okay? - (clementine) i'm okay. they tried to get me, but i'm hiding until my parents come home. - your parents said they can't come home.

did you not hear the messages? - uh... "how old are you?"- (lee) how old are you? - (clementine) eight.- just eight? - (lee) you're all alone?- (clementine) yes. i don't know where anybody is. - "what's your name?" i know it's clementine, but...- (clementine) i'm clementine. - yeah.- (clementine) this is my house. - (lee) hi, clementine. i'm lee.

- "how old are you?"nah, that's kind of weird to ask. - (lee) where are your parents? - where? yeah, they're dead.they're probably dead. - (clementine) they took a trip and left me with sandra. they're in savannah, i think.where the boats are? - oh, "where are you?""safe?" or "where are you?" - "where are you?" - i'm gonna go with "where are you?"- (lee) where are you? - (clementine) i'm outside in my tree house.

they can't get in. - "are you safe?"- (lee) are you safe? they can't get in.- (lee) that's smart. - smart girl. - (clementine) can you see me?i can see you through the window. - oh, she's so little.she sounds a lot older. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪(clementine shrieks) - oh, sh--! (clementine shrieks)

- oh! - oh, [bleep]! - get away from me! oh no! (lee grunts)(zombie snarls) - uh, q? what does q do?i'm just gonna press q. (zombie snarls) - (clementine) are you dead too?- i think so. enter?(zombie snarls) okay, so do i just hit q?

- oh, q, q!where's q? i'm gonna use my right hand.i don't care. - q, q, q, q, q, q! e, e, e, e! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪(lee groans) - oh my gosh! what did i tell ya? - he trips on everything, i swear! - okay, okay, okay.time to do-- (zombie growls)kick.

- there's kitchen knives everywhere. use them. (zombie snarls)- okay, oh my gosh! - kill! kill the zombie. kill it. - help me, clementine! - give me the hammer. give me the hammer. - q, q, q, q! (struggling) - e. - give me the hammer!

- uh, uh, do i click here? - give me the hammer, little girl. (loud smack)- kill her! - bam! bam her.(loud smack) - oh, this is graphic. - oh, i think she's already dead,but just for good measure. - maybe one more time.(skull shatters) (lee screams)- is she dead? - sick.

- all right, this is definitely not a children's game. (lee pants)- oh my gosh. - (lee) man. hi there. - oh, that little girl just witnessed that. - this girl has seen some stuff now. - (clementine) did you kill it? - "yes", "i don't know. i think so", "something else did." i think, "i don't know. i think so." - (lee) i don't know. i think so.

- why would she remember that?- (clementine) sometimes they come back. - "yes."- (lee) yes. - (clementine) it's okay.i think she was a m-monster. - (lee) i think so too. you've been all by yourself?- uh, clementine will remember that. - (clementine) i want my parents to come home now. - well, anyone would! - yeah, they're dead.- (lee) i think that might be a little while.- they're dead.

- (lee) look, i don't know what happened, but i'll look after you until then. - yeah, he's being a good samaritan. - he's a good guy. - (clementine) what should we do now?- that's a good question. - "look for help before it gets dark.""get out of here once the sun goes down." (gasps) oh my gosh, i don't know. i feel like we should leave. but what if-- what if-- okay, what if?

(sighs) okay. - (lee) we need to get out of this neighborhood at sunset.- yeah, we do. - i would get out of here before the sun goes down. - (lee) we need to get out of this neighborhood. it's not safe. we're less likely to be seen if we move at night. - oh, [bleep]. we chose to wait until the dark. i [bleep] up.- (lee) we won't go far.

- (clementine) well, we can hide in my tree house until then. - (lee) it'll be a tough climb with this leg, but... - it is. that's a nice little height you got there. - i mean, she survived for a couple days. hopefully, we can make it through the night. (insects chirrup) - (lee) now, let's stay quiet. we'll head out to the front yard and follow the road. - oh, we're going out now.okay, at night time.

- (clementine) okay.- (lee) it'll be okay. stay near me and we'll move as fast as we can.- hopefully this girl survives. i don't wanna see her get messed up. - wait, what? why are you leaving? don't run so fast.do you not see i am injured? i say we go to the gate. just open it. (gate creaks)there we go.

(gunshot) - oh, [bleep]!- (officer 1) i found the bastard! - no, i'm--- (clementine) are we going to die? - no, we're people. "they're after me, not you."- (lee) they're after me, not you. - (officer 2) stay down!- "stay down. georgia state patrol." oh, [bleep].- (officer 1) dude, he won't listen to that. - uh, we're friendly.- (lee) we're friendly! there's a little girl here.- you're still gonna get shot.

okay, awesome, cool. - (officer 2) oh, [bleep].you're not one of those things. - oh, they don't even know that we were arrested. they're just like, "oh, you're not a zombie. okay." - (officer 1) my name's shawn, shawn greene. - oh, you're kind of attractive.- (shawn) this is andre. - (andre) officer mitchell.- (shawn) did you see any of those things? one of them just got our buddy, chet.- "chet." that's such a frat boy name.

uh, "a lot, in the forest." - (lee) i saw a lot in the forest. - (shawn) looks like you cut the [bleep] out of yourself. - (lee) my leg, yeah.it's hurt pretty bad. - (shawn) look, help us find the thing that got our buddy and we'll take you and your daughter down to my dad's farm to safety. he should be able to fix your leg up, too.- cool, we're making a... - (lee) i'm not her dad.- ... business transaction. - (lee) i'm not her dad. i'm her--- her best friend!

"her babysitter,""just some guy," "a neighbor." what do i say? "her babysitter."- (lee) her babysitter. - she didn't like that. - i'm gonna go with babysitter. i can't say i'm just some guy.it's gonna be a little sus'. - (andre) whoever you are, let's get a move on. - (lee) we just want--(zombie moans) ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- oh, [bleep]. - (shawn) oh, [bleep]. it's chet!

- oh, he's a-- oh, you're gonna have to shoot him up though. - (andre) let's go! get to my car. - why wouldn't you shoot?he's a monster. you would probably put him out of his misery. - i'm getting dã©jã  vu. (engine roars) okay, bye. - "look for help before it gets dark" or "get out of here once the sun goes down."

- "look for help before it gets too dark." - i'm gonna say during the day. - i'm gonna look for help.- (lee) we have to find help before it gets dark.- (clementine) yeah, it's not safe at night. - "the safety of daylight." okay. but if i picked night, they would probably have been like, "(dramatically) you chose the stealthiness of the night." - i look like a zombie more than anything, covered in blood with my limp.

- dude, lee's a trooper.his leg is messed up. he's a beast. - where are you going? wait for me. - clementine, i'll follow your lead. - (man groans) oh, man! - so how do they not notice those two guys out there the whole time? - (shawn) this sucks.- (man) aw, it's hot dish night. - (scoffs) that's his main concern?it's hot dish night. - uh, should i say something?

(wind chimes tinkle) - (lee) what's the matter?- (clementine) should i stay? - (lee) what? - (clementine) what if my parents come home? - well, then... um."i won't leave you alone." (chuckles) it's better than the others.- (clementine) let's go somewhere safe that's close, okay?- (lee) that's a good idea. - girl, they dead. uh, "they won't."- (lee) they won't. - "they won't."- (lee) they won't. we should go.

- (deep sigh) her parents are gone. (gate creaks) - (lee) hey, man!- (man) holy [bleep]! don't eat us. - (lee) we're not going to hurt you.- how did they not... (laughs) hear us? we had a full-on conversation. - (shawn) ... both going to give us the chomp. - uh, "what is going on?" - (lee) do you know what the hell this is? - (shawn) no idea.

- "we're looking for help."- (lee) we need help. - (shawn) are you trying to get out of here? because you should be.i'm shawn, shawn greene. - (lee) lee. this is clementine. - (man) i'm chet.- i like chet. he seems like a cool guy.- (shawn) we shouldn't be out like this. how about you help us clear the way, and we'll take youand your daughter out of here and down to my father's--- uh, this ain't my daughter.

- (shawn) it should be safer there.- (lee) i'm not her dad. i'm... - i'm just one guy.- (lee) i'm just some guy. - "i'm just some guy." (chuckles)- (lee) i'm just some guy. - (shawn) some... guy?- (lee) yeah. - "i'm a neighbor."- (lee) i'm a neighbor. - a neighbor.- (lee) i'm a neighbor. - (shawn) let's get going.staying put-- - he noticed? what? uh... - (lee) what do you want to do?- i swear, i'm not a pedo, man.

- (chet) them monsters comin'!(zombies moan) - i have a giant limp. - (shawn) lee, quick! let's go. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- yep, let's go. let's go. - click! click, click, click. click more. click-- click ten times. - why isn't the other guy helping?come on, chet. pull your weight. - and lee's got a broken--look at-- clementine's helping and the guy with the broken leg.

- the tubby guy is gonna die. - go, go. (engine roars)(zombies snarl) - i'm getting away. oh, no!(tires squeal) - (shawn) for just some guy, it seems like you saved a bunch of lives today. (zombie snarls)- thanks, i try. - car's driving by, clementine's here,we're her babysitter, apparently. everything is looking up.- (andre) say hi to your dad for me. - (shawn) yeah.

- (andre) i'm sorry, shawn.chet was a good dude. - i'm on the farm.- (shawn) one of the best. (engine hums loudly)- yeah. - (andre) take care, you two.- bye. don't die. - i mean, at least we've got corn here. - this is, like, exactly the same as the show the walking dead. they go-- it's similar. they get some new people, they go to the farm. - (shawn) no sweat, man.i'll catch you tomorrow night.

- (chet) it was nice to meet you both.- it was nice to meet you, chet. (door creaks)- please. (gasps) is he a zombie? - (older man) thank god you're okay.- okay, he's not. - (shawn) i was worried it'd be bad here too. - (older man) been quiet as usual the past couple days. - (shawn) i ran into andre outside of atlanta and chet... he got killed.- (older man) no! - oh, chet!- (older man) you're kidding.

- (shawn) those things got him. dad, i don't know what's going on.- (older man) i'm sorry, shawn. - (shawn) i wouldn't have made it back without chet. - chet did nothing, so, um, yeah. - "your boy's a lifesaver,""we need a place to stay," "we just need some help." - "your boy's a lifesaver." always make a good relation right here. - (older man) glad he could be a help to somebody.

- dang, throwing shade. - (older man) so it's just you and your daughter then? - (gruffly) she's not my daughter.- (shawn) oh, not his daughter. he's... well... just...- just some guy. ... some guy who found her alone. - i'm the babysitter.- (shawn) he's the babysitter. - that's right.- (older man) honey, do you know this man? - (clementine) yes.- okay, good [bleep]. she's playing along.

- this girl is smart. - everyone just thinks i'm a pedo, i think. - (older man) looks like you hurt your leg pretty bad there. i can help you out. shawn, run on in and check on your sister. - he's got a sister.- (older man) you, take a seat on the porch and i'll go see what i have.- okay. - he seems like the old knowledgeable man, help us out. - (older man) this is swollen to hell.

- uh... "could be worse."- (lee) it could be worse. - (older man) what did you say your name was? - i'm just gonna say it's lee. "it's lee!"- (lee) it's lee. - (older man) nice to meet you, lee.i'm hershel greene. - hershel!! it's hershel's land. - hey, is that supposed to be hershel? - (hershel) how'd this happen? - "i fell," "car accident,""jumping a fence," "i don't remember."

"i fell."- (lee) i fell trying to get away from one of those things. - car accident. - i'll say "car accident," dude. - (lee) car accident.- (hershel) that so? - (lee) we hit a guy. one of those things you've been hearing about. on the road. - (hershel) who were you with, the girl?

- uh, police officer.i'm just gonna be honest. - "a police officer." i'm gonna be honest.- (lee) i was with a police officer. he was giving me a ride.- "hershel believes you." - (hershel) awful nice of him. - no, ah, uh...- (lee) nobody. - all right.- (hershel) is that so? - now i'm kind of suspicious.- (lee) it is. - (hershel) you said "we," that's all.

the house is full up with mine. we've got another displaced family of three sleeping in the barn. you and your daughter are welcome to rest there. - i'm the babysitter! - (shawn) hey, dad, so i'm thinkingfirst thing tomorrow we gotta reinforce the fence around the farm. - (hershel) that doesn't seem necessary.- all right, hershel's dumb. - fences are necessary!come on, hershel. - (shawn) but there's some serious [bleep] hitting the fan.

- (hershel) well, do what you think you should. we got plenty of chores as it is. - (clementine) it smells like... - horse [bleep].yeah, that's what i thought. - [bleep].- (lee) [bleep]. - (clementine gasps in shock)that was a swear! - come on, girl, you just saw me kill someone. man up. - (clementine) i miss my mom and dad.

- (lee) i bet, clem.- aw, he already made a nickname for her. - he's so emotionally attached.he shouldn't do that 'cause she's gonna die. - you're okay, man.(heavy sigh) - (redneck) hey, get up.- that's a nice handlebar mustache. - mister country boy. - (clementine) i'm itchy. - (redneck) well, you slept in a barn, little lady. lucky you don't have spiders in your hair.- (groans in disgust)

(clementine gasps)- oh, [bleep]. - (redneck) but i bet your daddy scared 'em all away, huh? - why does everyone think i'm her dad? - (lee) name's lee.- (redneck) i'm kenny. - (boy) dad, we're gonna build a fence! there's a tractor and everything!- kind of looks like that kid from toy story. - (kenny) that's my boy, ken junior.- ken junior. - (kenny) we call him duck though.

yeah, nothing bothers him. like water off a duck's back, you know? - (lee) that's a valuable trait lately. - (kenny) but frankly, i think it's because he's dumb as a bag of hammers.(splutters) - (duck) dad!- did he just call his son dumb? that's mean, man. - (kenny) the word is you were on your way to macon. - that's true.- (lee) my family's from there.

- (kenny) well, macon's on the wayand, personally, i'd appreciate the company of a guy who canknock a couple of heads together if he has to. - uh... sure.- (lee) sure, we'll tag along. - (kenny) honey, duck, this is lee. and, uh, what's the girl's name?- (lee) clementine. - (kenny) clementine. - (shawn) well, we should get to work. we've all seen what those things can do out there,

so the faster we get this fence up, the better. - (duck) i wanna build a fence!- why's this kid so excited about building a damn fence? - (shawn) well, i need a good foreman.you can sit on the tractor and yell at me whenever i take a water break. - i feel like this kid's gonna do something really stupid. - (woman) i can keep an eye on your little girl here on the porch. - "be sure to check in with everyone you've met so far." - okay, i guess i'll talk to these people,

even though i just talked to them. - "you two look relaxed."- (lee) you two actually look relaxed. - (woman) i think we're doing just fine. clementine was just telling me about first grade. - what do--? what do you mean she wasjust telling you about first grade? dude, she just sat down. - (lee) well, yeah. so... you're good?(chuckles)

- (woman) it's almost like we didn't see people eating each other for the past three days. - i'm just gonna leave. - we're foraging. - what's up, kenny? - (lee) hey there, uh, kenny. - uh, what's your plan?- (lee) what's your family's plan? - (kenny) get back on down to lauderdaleand let this mess get sorted out. - well, how do you know there's no mess there?

- (kenny) government will start handing out shots and the national guard will do its thing. on the odd chance things got too bad, we could hop on my boat, i guess. - you got a boat?- (lee) you got a boat? - i wouldn't want to go on a boat though 'cause you're gonna run out of supplies eventually. and be stuck in the middle of the ocean. - "you learned about kenny's boat." (gasps) maybe we're gonnaescape on the boat.

- oh, i see them on the tractor. - (shawn) hey, lee. - "need a hand?"- (lee) need a hand? - (shawn) if you could cut those two-bys to length, that'd sure speed things up. - i have no idea what you just said. - doing manly [bleep] on the farm. (sawing away) - (shawn) my dad doesn't know how bad it is.

i saw a guy in atlanta kill a kid. a boy. just shot him right in the face.- oh, that's fun. "was the boy one of the walkers?" - (lee) was the boy one of the walkers?- oh, is that where they get the walking dead from?they call them walkers? - (shawn) he was either attacking the guy or asking for help. - a boy. just shot him right in the face.- dang. uh...(sawing away) "damn."- (lee) damn.

- (shawn) no [bleep] damn.(laughs) - (shawn) did you have to do it?- (lee) do what? - (shawn) kill. have you had to off one yet? - (lee) oh, uh... - i'm gonna go with... "i had to shoot one." - (lee) i had to shoot one. - (shawn) i could shoot one, maybe.if it were far away. - um... "sometimes it's kill or be killed." - (lee) sometimes it's kill or be killed.

- (shawn) i guess. i don't think i could sleep good after that. (hammering away) anyway, when you see my dad around,he might want some help in the barn. - oh, looks like we're off to help someone in the barn. a new quest has been unlocked. - all right, well i'm out. peace. - let's go talk to hershel. - what's up, man? - (hershel) you should know that if you weren't leaving with kenny today,

i wouldn't stand for your lack of honesty last night. - lack of honesty? - yeah, what the hell's he talking about? - (hershel) i ain't dumb. i caught you in that lie last night.- damn. - (hershel) about who you were with in that car. - he called me out on that. - (hershel) how'd you get out of atlanta? - on foot.- (lee) uh... on foot.

i headed south and hoofed it out of there. - "i was on my way out."- (lee) i was on my way out anyway. timing of all this just happened to be right. - (hershel) ha, if there ever is a good time for the supposed "apocalypse". but now you've got this little girl to take care of. clementine, is it?- nope. - (hershel) you just stumbled up on her? - (takes deep breath) um...

"i was being attacked."- (lee) i was being attacked and she came to my rescue. - clementine was like, "here, hammer!"and i just smashed that girl's face in, like, eight times. - (hershel) can i give you a piece of advice? - uh, sure. what is it? sure. - can i give a piece of advice, hershel?mind your own business. - he's still going to give me advice. - (hershel) i don't know who you areor what you did,

but you'd better become a better liar, and fast. - what? - (hershel) you're gonna have to depend on the honesty of strangers if you're gonna make it. and if those same people get to questioning yours, you're gonna be in trouble. so whoever you are, and whatever you did,keep it to your damn self. - okay. - (hershel) oh, and tryingto be less of an [bleep]

would serve you just fine.- oh. - (hershel) or you're gonna be in trouble.- okay. - (hershel) but at least you have the common sense to listen to a man giving you advice. (tractor engine starts)(shawn screams) - (lee) what the--? - oh no! is it the zombies? - (hershel) go! i'll get my gun.- oh, [bleep]. ♪ (frantic music) ♪(shawn screams loudly)

- is that the tractor? (zombies moan) - oh no. oh, oh, [bleep]. - did duck drive the thing on him? (duck yelps)- no! - oh, stupid duck! - oh no. oh no. - what do we do? what do we do? (duck yelps)okay, save him. save him.

save the boy. - okay, i'm not gonna help the kidbecause you're stupid. wait, but i have to.- (shawn) kenny! (duck screams)- (shawn) [bleep]! - how do we get rid of-- ew. (zombie groans) - i hope i can save both.- (duck) don't let them take me! - wait, why can't we save both of them?(zombie snarls) punch him.

(punch lands)(zombie moans) all right, great. now can we go save the other guy? - (lee) now shawn!- (shawn) get this tractor off of me! - oh my god. - (shawn) lee!- did he just run away?! - okay, how do we help him?how do we help him? no! no!(shawn shrieks) (shawn shrieks)- (in disgust) ooh. - who to help first? ugh.fine, i'll get you.

- i'm gonna save shawn. - i'm gonna save shawn.i'm going with shawn. (duck screams) (lee grunts)- oh, i can't help him though 'cause it's crushed. hey, move this thing, you idiot. - yeah, the little boy has a dad to save him. - (shawn) kenny! help, please! - wow, dude.- (shawn) kenny!

(fence crumbles)- oh, [bleep]. oh, [bleep]. oh god. (fence crumbles)- oh no! (fence crumbles)- uh, nope! - are you serious?(shawn shrieks) - oh my god.dude, kenny is a dick. (zombies moan and tear flesh) - i feel like i should've saved the other guy now. - hershel's probably gonna just be like, "get off my land, even though tried to save my son."

- kill your son, too.he's gonna turn into one. - (shawn) i'm okay.- you're not okay. you're dying. - i think it's too late though. - (shawn moans) it almost... almost got me, man. lee tried to save me. - well, at least i earned the dad's trust now. - (hershel) i know, son. - (shawn) i...- dang it, shawn. - yeah, dude, this is all kenny's fault.

- damn, rip, bro. a sad life. - now they're gonna hate meand shawn's not even alive. - (hershel) get out.- no! - (hershel) get the [bleep] out of here!- damn. - (kenny) i'm sorry.- (hershel) sorry?! your son is alive.you don't get to be sorry. and you. you didn't even try to help.- i tried! - "i panicked."- (lee) i panicked. - (hershel) look at him.

remember that next time you panic. you don't get to be sorry! you tried to help him, but this piece of [bleep] let him die. - i think i chose correctly. - "it's kenny's fault."i'll just say that. - (lee) if kenny had helped,your son would be alive. (chuckles) - "it's nobody's fault."- (lee) you can't blame kenny! - (hershel) the hell i can't! get out!

and never come back. - we're gonna go on the boat now? - he just ran away too with his son. i'm so mad at him. - (kenny) you've got that ride to macon if you want it. - ooh, macon. (tractor engine hums) - okay, let's book it. let's get out of here. - thanks for watching us play the walking dead: episode 1.

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the walking dead season

hey how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie! today is a very special day i have in front of me, walking dead, season 3 now walking dead, is a very dear game series to my heart i loved season 1, i loved season 2 and here we are with season 3. finally. i'm really excited to see what's gonnahappen oh, get the walking dead michonne

i think no thank you that was garbage and if season 3 is like that i'm gonna be well fucking pissed now, the reason why-we all love the walking dead is because of clementine, okay greatest character of all-all time maybe a little bit of a- *inaudible*- exaggeration but we are invested in this character okay and kenny, alright. i care about kenny erm...

cause- how many hours have we spent on this you know? i'm, i'm invested i think you are as well if you're watching this and if you're not check out season 1, right fucking now now sh- we-i know this okay. so we get to choose how we eh... let the story off right cause choices matter

no they fucking don't start a new story ah shit i already fucked up eh... fuck okay, wait what? so episode one and two are already out what?! oh, they never done that before that's a strange move from telltale let's give it a go i guess

so we're gonna continue our story recreate your story? oh we get to-ahhhh so cute ahhh, so we we, we shot him after lee's death, clem found more survivors people who helped her, such as kenny clementine remembered the joy she felt with kenny it depended on, family

thanks to her companions, clem's journey ultimately led her to we led- we led us to wellington that's the ending i really liked i think we should enter wellington, i think that's more interesting clem learned the hard way that survival depending on let's just start, i am very confused this seems like a lot of difference, changes huh? okay interesting, there- it's barely visible, can't see it ooo i'm nervous, i'm very nervous

okay, let me tell you. you know, in season 2 i didn't have my say of fight either and you had to replay the entire of season 1 which let me tell you is the most boring thing you could possibly do cause there was no fast forward you have to be careful alright already we fucked up every time, every fucking time

okay? every fucking time i swear to god show the fucking subtitles this looks cool this is before shit happen i suppose the good old- this is what americans dream sitting on your front yard, front porch drinking oh it's as it's happening ooo will he turn perhaps?

why do i care? i don't know who this two are clearly running over there oh my god it's potato boy with our fists where's clementine? yeah get inside potato boy potato bitch potential boyfriend material for clementine oh my god

sometimes you just gotta fight it out and not be a little bitch afterwards ya know? see they just- see they got it out of there girls are just passive aggressive instead what?! now kiss sorry i don't know, i don't know, i genuinely don't know they said silence is a valid option

are they suppose to be spanish? cause they really don't look- is it just me? i fell on a ice skating rink no so we played baseball. i'm sure we're gonna get a baseball bat later as a weapon something's happening in the background out of all this it seems like the outbreak almost oh geez

someone hit me! got that right telltale presents that's a bit weird time to put in the title i never understand when they do that i like this, cause then we get to experience the outbreak which i think is a very exciting part to- to be experiencing eh- an apocalypse grandpa is dead

bitch ohhhhhhhh that's creepy that's- nice, nice. i liked that probably should not be, okay jesus skybound know that this is their baby they know they can't fuck this one up and it's going well so far, i enjoy it oh, my god whoa, grandpa got muscle

he's just confused, yeah cause he's fucking dead don't let her bite her okay well hey hey yeah potato boy where is she? no one cared the grandpa came back alive? you might want to walk seems like they're trying to do like last of us you know, when they started up oh he got a scratch too huh

oh shit boy you dead it's like he knows it's just herpes okay, calm down it's very nice i get stressed out okay hey look it's jacksepticeye i take every chance that i can get

who the fuck are these people? maybe we should go, i've never seen so many i miss the soundtrack is that a ghost one? what the fuck is that? what the fuck is that one?! did you see that? see, i can point with this now listen... before you judge me, can i be a hipster okay? jesus christ

where's clementine? car crash in 3, 2,1 eh, triggered. there's a hula girl did you see it? should we be smoking now? yeah seems like a bad idea they're asleep! shut up! so... her husband is dead? and he was stubborn!

look at that hula girl! you're gonna be a *inaudible* you're not my fucking mother! what the fuck is that quote? what the fuck wait, what, what happened to walking dead? we're talking about boners and periods right now what the fuck is this? where. is. clementine?

it's been 18 minutes and i have yet to see clemy clue alright? wanna pull over? don't worry baby i just need 15 seconds ah shit 10! fucking hell i'll take 5! we're smoking weed, go back to sleep, we hit a skunk huh mariana i want to know how many days after the outbreak is hey i got an achievement. wow ah

that feels great, thank you gabe is anyone else- do you actually care about achievements? like i could not give a big shit aw nice what about a walking dead game without a little bit of walking is it? someone needs to do better quality control over these, like just play through it slowly and be like oh, something happened there like, i do it with my videos all the time just to make sure like it's so easy when you make cuts and stuff i'm not saying it's the same thing but still

it kind of takes away the immersion a little bit when you see a weird movement, with their bodies that isn''t suppose to be there alright well, maybe i'll get to use this eh oh, it switched to my keyboard, great erm... why did he do that? is that a joke? we do bottle flips oh no, it's jackseptic-

ohhh shit alright, b i pressed this jesus gabe dude you look nasty and here he comes for the strike oh i see, this is the guy, in front of the beginning i'm so stupid did that click for you right away?

aw man i feel stupid of course it's him i- oh that's the daughter! oh my god terrible idea to wear headphones in a zombie apocalypse did- tell me honestly, did that click for you before it did for me? i'm sorry if i'm stupid okay, i didn't think about it. so we're the guy from the beginning potential clementine boyfriend material which is why i'm excited this is cool, i get to walk with my flashlight

hey there so we got mariana and my name is, something else. i don't remember and we're looking for barrelss look at the barrels okay, he's walking over this is pretty cool i can dig it how do you know the difference just by looking at it? was that a pantie flying around? did you see that?

hold rt to walk faster maybe you can siphon gas from this car? empty i don't care about that, what you think about it si- si, how do i- okay so siphon we, we hit it, and then we okay well let's hop on- hey i got a crazy idea how 'bout we si-siphon that's a weird looking siphon

si, si, shut up bing, badaboom badabing, why am i doing this? i don't know all i care about is clementine this is game not real okay how 'bout we climb up this ladder? that seems like a good diea so one eh one part of scare pewdiepie season 2

spoilers it's going to be walking dead i'm very excited it's probably one of my favorite episodes yeah let's stick together that seems like the right thing to do gabe i did something. literally me something that probably would have seen anyway maybe he can find some medicine in there

they changed the control systems like that it's a bit weird yeah is that all they contribute? fucking smiling get the fuck out of my way, my sight i don't need that shit in a fucking zombie apocalypse i mean, it's kind of a tiny alright, what? so why don't we, enjoy ourselves a little bit?

okay well let's uh check here you can break the window, you have a crowbar nope apparently not how about that oh no oh, oh his fault. oh god i hate bald people no offence bald people, i don't hate you, but i hate bald people why?

that's right bald people get some hair looks like we shouldn't go there gabe give him, give him your beanie fast uh oh i don't like this what the fuck was that sound? i suppose we should go in here? gabe what are you doing? you can back out or we can look in

be careful now ooooooo okay why? why do people want to get into the hatch? 'kay then let's back out move this oooo secret entrance hey gabe why don't you help? instead looking inside of cars here we go

why does gabe have a gun and not me? fuck i'll be terrified. i'll look behind right away i wouldn't be yelling either. sorry i'm just thinking if this is me okay no dead ones at least that's right i understand some other languages i understand russian avocado, wow you start looting that

hey batteries, aw that's cool dip sauce! look at that shadow there on the green left shadow from the pudding walking dead do you want me to play tests? your games i- i'm happy to do so that's actually good

don't care, don't care i think we should keep moving. actually if there's- sh-shut shut the fuck up, i'm trying to think here that's a terrible idea and you're a kid so shut the fuck up if there's a herd coming after us, i want to keep moving okay. i don't care if it's uncomfortable plus i want the sex tonight if you know what i mean pound it. i am so sorry what is-

hey, i got batteries i wouldn't normally give it to her, but since we have to be kind of a dick you know we- i figured i could give it to her you know i have nice qualities too, believe or not. thank you very much you're welcome oh jesus what the fuck? damn it

aww well i'm already grabbing it and later i plan to grab some ass on top not just gas you got it i don't know it was yours okay, everyone calm down what's wrong with his face? time to kill some people

sorry lonnie but you're gonna be bonnie, i mean buying, buying goodbyenie shit, what do we do? what do we do? i don't know ooo oh we gonna fuck around we gonna fuck around real good you can take off that stupid hat what are you fake hipster?

sorry, okay yeah that's right, slide that shit hey no that's ghost please i just said we ow oh no that was a raccoon it's my pet raccoon steve please don't hurt steve

i don't want to kill lonnie lonnie is my favorite character so far and he's so awesome hiiii okay he did it anyway see i didn't do that i'm sorry lonnie i love you but you gotta go aw lonnie no alright mr hipster boy

oh god he's- aw shit he's gotta shout it hey i didn't kill lonnie lonnie killed himself ow... fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck shit fuck got that back shit in here we are, sleeping in the van

no we're not, we got hit by the head by other people aw they got one of those zip ties thanks whoa shit oh fuck shit oh my god damn that was loud, that was very fucking loud hey look at that it's a gun well i better- aw it's a shame if i-

oh no i have the gun now oh that's too bad why did they retrieve ball? what are they fucking on? hey asshole oh fuck me dude i'm a good shot, how 'bout that? aw oops why did i shoot him? now i feel terrible well at least it wasn't lonnie

ohhhh, i recognize that boice i know that voice ooooooooooo clemen chlo oh my god she's so pretty oh my god cl- she's a badass she got a fucking spazz no she's not a kid, she's a fucking bitch oh my god, okay, alright

we're gonna end that episode there cause oh boy, that was exciting erm... okay now, i realize i could make this episode up to a little longer but i want to keep it like a daily series cause i think that's a really fun way to watch well let me know if you want uh, want to see more or less or whatever uh i do value your opinion cause we're doing this together and

yeah, i'll see you tomorrow with a new episode, this is so exciting clemy's back! yes! clemy's back! thank you for watching. i'll see you tomorrow as always, stay awesome bros!

the walking dead season premiere

the walking dead 7x02 promo season 7 episode 2 promo

the walking dead season one

hey! how's going bros? my name is pewdiepie! welcome back to episode 2, part 2. final. it's really confusing season 3. you're like : "what is happening.." all you need to know : it's intense. are they following us ?

just the other car. looks like we're okay. we don't know where clementine is... and i don't like that. not. one. bit. it'd be fun if we see some old characters. it's been a while. we've seen clementine, but... they just love to introduce new characters. hey, i helped her win at poker. oh there's clementine.

uh oh. oh.. oh it's time for our little boy to be a man huh? time to get that beanie up! awh... what about.. merr... well that was easy. how quick was that guy to give up on his whole town?

like, he didn't even bring anything but his overall. oh, that's cute uh, excuse me. uhh.. he- he's not ready. he is not ready for clementine. lemme tell you that. clementine.. badass.

gabriel.. fucking pussy, alright? *burp* i'm sorry that was really gross, i just realized i burped, *laughs* oh she- see i forgot they brought her we got water hopefully it's not urine. it looks kinda sketchy. you're thirsty, you're hot? you got sepsis. whatever

i don't want her to die.. it's a raccoon awkward.. owwwww clementine clemy cluu i love her so much on the road again last chapter coming up

last one had four if i remember correctly sooooo, its about to go down in viking town "hey it's me odin" yeah that's the point its a trap. its a trap!! nothing for clementine! ♪ clementine ♪

she needs her own themes! hah hou that was fucking badass clementine is the fucking shit i love clementine so much. shes my favorite character after lee of course. push so we can't push, huh?

allright or can we? try putting it off gear.. sorry dont roll your eyes to me young man oh my god its says dab! ow dammit it said jab fuck i hate when it says jab instead of dab it's the worse thing i hate! *hisses*

alright maybe we can find something in this garage! open please well how convein- ahhhhhhhhh! its jacksepticeye! no oh jeez dude... is that a fucking wrench? sweet man i'll take the wrench!

swedish invention by the way.. [ speaks swedish ] you're welcome! alright.. you're welcome.. hum.. video game we need to power it somehow.. how about we use the wrench on this now i can pull out the cable. [ gasps ] ohhh man..

connect thanks for helping viking dude! ah- wa- ah- ha shut the fuck up winch.. perhaps, there are something else that we can find oh look at that we can talk to jab-no, his name's conrad.. i guess we should talk to everyone. i kinda like this down moments in the game, it's..

brings atmosphere, it's brings me great pleasure and joy ohh.. you're hitting that? if you are i'll fucking kill you! uh-huh.. pretty cool.. how old are you? huh? not old enough! if you touch clementine ima touch you- no wait-

ima kill you! hey jumper cables.. let's just talk to conrad you don't ask someone: "you good?"[ laughs ] your friend died? you good? alright.. sounds good to me conrad.. the real hero of this story.. is lonny..

i should ask her if she knew lonny.. lonny was my man he's was my main bitch dude, th- was there an ax next to him? it's okay i did this during scare pewdiepie i know what i'm doing! it's easy.. i mean i could have done that.. now run the engine.. what a puzzle!

oh no walkers.. this is not gonna end well.. i know this game.. hey look at that.. zombies.. how convinient oh my god it's more jacksepticeye.. oh i love cars hey next time close your fucking windows! wow! fuck yeah that's- oh my god! yes, yes, yes!

that's cool.. i'll shoot you and then you, and then you, and then you, and then you. and then clementine will kick some ass! dude.. ow sh- dude ah.. look on your left oh dude that was awesome! oh oh thanks buddy! good job..

uhmm.. it's on fire .. how does so many of them just come out of nowhere like nowhere! convenient plot device.. zombies now everywhere hehehey damn.. *laughs* there's no point wasting bullets here but okay. oh no...

ohh fuck... that'll take you out. this is getting intense. you could climb that. 'self service' well you got that right. i like the sound of that. hey! you don't talk to clementine like that! you fucking viking. is it kenny?

*grunting* *heavy breathing* oh, yea. i don't- i don't think i can kill kenny this play though i- now i remember, i actually did kill him. 'wasd' thank you game. ah wow... clementine is literally the only character left from season one. it's a bit sad. i wou- now i would aim the gun at him and be like:

'hey, umm..' whats up? how's it going bro? its pewdiepie here, did you watch my channel? who the fuck are you? oh fuck, i wasn't ready for this. america! everyone has guns. hell of that... there's no shortage of guns in this game. uh oh...

that's bad. thats real bad. what is clementine doing? lower them- *chuckles* i want to know what clementine thinks 'cuz i only really trust her. *laughter* how 'bout that? we met jesus. what a weird dude.

oh! we got a clementine flash back coming up. lets see what is says. 'four' okay so there's five then i suppose. sorry sorry *laughs* here we go. oh yea, what happened to little timmy? i know that's not his name that seems like a terrible idea.

hey, hey, hey, hey. aj oh... babies are the worst. beautiful. stunning. wait, did the zombie hum as well? seems harmless honestly. oh, fuck. looks like we're gonna- there was an open door all along? what the fuck?

hey look at that. i roll alone. i'm clementine. you like apples? well too bad! 'cuz i'm clementine. *nervous laughter* oh my god thats creepy now. no. i know you. the fuck does that mean?

i hate when they- okay you're just gonna sleep there? on your ikea pillow? oh my god. well that was clementine flash back number two. what? what does she know? what- does she know something? she knows something. what is it clementine? anything you want. oh, maybe she's marked. *gasp*

oh no! clementine! this is super awkward. i can't believe you le- la- um.. tattoo you. uh, with the- fire thing. well her story adds up. plus of course, i trust her. huh, jesus, literally. it's jacksepticeye. oh, thats creepy.

reminds me of uh- i am the one, the one. oh shit. what the fuck does that mean? oh shit. fuck jesus! karate jesus! holy moely. let's go in the tunnel they said.

it will be a good idea they said. this is real bad. this is real bad. let me tell you, i know when things are bad. hey, you opened the door. *muttering* uh, this? okay well i suppose i could do that. it's baseball time bitch! she knows. i can't believe it clementine.

got him. yes, yes shoot him! uh... no! ahh! *whispers* fuck he was a good man. it had to be done. don't look at me like that. i don't-

that was a tough decision i gotta say, to run on the fly. i wanted to think about it for a second. but i- you know... gabriel and clementine are important to me. alright? i don't really care about conrad. so what am i supposed to do huh? ah he- what does he- why would he care at this point about ka- i'm sorry dude. i'm really sorry about killing your friend.

that's gonna- that's gonna- that's gonna bite me in the ass later i am sure. but at least- at least we have jesus on our side you know? that makes me feel good. ohhh.. is someone watching us? i feel watched! i feel very watched. overwatched okay then

creepy lookin. their not in the car. *gasp* she's there! *zombie noise* oh okay. she's fine. sorry, i don't- hopefully we got there before the other guys, you know? trust me, you don't want to go to norway. she's one hundred percent gonna die.

looks so nice and inviting. uh oh... this is stupid. that does- i agree. what are we fucking twelve. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. ah fuck.

*gasp* oh! woh! what!? the fuck!? ah! well that was unexpected. very unexpected. cool.

oh, sorry i forgot, now, we got 62% of players told david that kate wanted to leave him. well that was 62% of players that was- tricked into another option. i hated that option. that didn't make any sense. how did you handle the frontier 61% opened fire so it was kinda a close call. what would you have done huh? what would you have done? did you trust jesus? *laughter* 87% would have trusted jesus.

very good. how did you deal with conrad's threat to clementine? oh, a lot of people killed conrad. i thought that was a really tough decision to make. i suppose it makes sense that it's the right decision but that dosent make it a tough decesion um... finally, how far did you get into richmound. uh huh... that was it?

okay. excellent. well that concludes another episode of season 3 the walking dead. i love playing this game and i'm so thrilled i can share it with you guys. through the power of the internet. we have three more episodes to go. let's have a quick look here. so.... coming soon. okay, jesus is in that one, that's cool. clementine lookin all badass in episode 4. and then...

alright, should be a good one. i'm really enjoying this one so far, i hope you are as well. and uh, hopefully we can see some more familiar faces in the next one. anyway thank you guys so much for watching it's- it's such an amazing thing, i really appreciate it. and as always [ smooch ] stay awesome.

the walking dead season 2

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the walking dead season 1

*wapish* top of the morning to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to telltale's 'the walking dead season 3'! i've done season 2 on the channel, i didn't do season 1 on the channel, because i played it on my own time before i even starting doing youtube videos. which is crazy to think that *chuckle* where we've come to now,

but this the new season and i'm really looking forward to it because... i don't know, a lot of people are excited about this, and then the first episode of this is split into two parts because apparently it was too big to put into one part. which entices me even further,

and the trailer and everything they showed was pretty cool. and we get to see clementine again all grown up. i don't think clementine is our main character any more, i think she's, uh, another character we meet along the way, and we play as somebody new. and i did, yeah! there she is!

teenage clementine! i did import my save from season 2, which should carry on some of the choices from season 1 and season 2. if not, i might have to go back in and click 'cause when you start season 3 now, you get the option of being able to craft your story based on the choices you made before. so you can go back in, if you didn't have the save

file from those you can just go back in and make the same choices in like a list. and then it will update the choices for season 3 for you. so... the walking dead! season 3! episode 1! part one. it's getting even more confusing it was already confusing enough so... we're gonna do all of part one in this video and then episode 1 part two should be

coming in a few days. i'll do that one as well. i don't know how it works. and then episode 2 will come in a couple of months like the rest of them do. so... it's very confusing i'm sorry. but let's continue story. import save 1 are we good? clem, aj and jane then returned to howe's,

where they took in a family looking for shelter. s- st- start over? oh! start story and start over. ok! and i made some questionable choices at the end of season 2 and a lot of people got mad at me for it *half laugh* and it was crazy. the comments where an absolute disaster on that video. but that's what this series does.

that's what these series do they- they make you they make you take these really weird choices and hopefully these choices actually matter 'cause another thing these series tend to do is is like 'oh! this person died at the end of this season!' and then you go into this and everyone is like 'remember that guy?' 'oh i 'member' and then you just move off and its like it never

happened again. so... start story! start episode 1. so this is called 'a new frontier. damn! look at clem! she's so badass looking now! ahhh... yeah ok, 'ties that bind' and then part- it says part one here. i don't know. i'm just gonna start. enough talking. lets just actually start the fricking episode.

*reads screen* as always so, batman just ended and now we are going straight into the walking dead. it's awesome! i like this! i like telltale games. don't do that! oww! jesus man! right! off to a banger!

ow.. *giggles* i'm gonna be nice, i like being nice. so, has the zombie stuff started yet? wait the zombie stuff must have started if clementine's in the game grown up. the character models are way improved. the engine has come a long way since like, the first season of this. it's very impressive, good job.

maybe this is something that happened back then and we like flash forward to the future where he's all... older and- i don't know. oh... oh god... oh god that's awesome! oh! it' so creepy! it's just like everyone like reeling from the... reeling from the death and then to just hear,

'no, he's awake.' oh, please don't let that little girl die... oh jeez... *laughter* no... no... ooh! grandaddy got strong! oh god no, no, no, no. oh that's a good way to lose a thumb! oh! or a fucking chunk of your face!

uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. oh! fucking jesus! this episode is just *snap* bang! right into the middle of the action see it came in useful, big brother! also- this must be before all that broke out 'cause nobody expected it. oh... this is bad... mama's gonna die too. did you get bit?

ah son of a bitch! christ man... okay, they are everywhere now. ahhhh... there we go! damn, looking older. 'why does that matter?' 'maybe we should go.' 'i've never seen so many.' why are they all blurry? they're there.

ah... that dude has no bottom jaw... ahh... gross! damn a lot of time has passed... how many years is it between when it broke and to present day in the game? we will. *hipster voice* some fucking weed dude! shit dude! 'want me to roll it?' i roll a- a fuckin sick blunt. joint!

i know my weed vernacular. i think the weed would help calm the shakes of the zombie apocalypse. not that i'd fucking know. i've never smoked weed in my life. but i'm gonna smoke it in game though. i'm gonna live vicariously! ohh... goes down smooth, man! *laughter* *laughter* oh, what happened to david? 'do you miss him?' oh... did he die or did he leave?

yeah, exactly *giggling* *stoned impression* i think you're doing ok! good for you! um... he's right there. shhh! sure... that's teenagers, man. yeah! we were all like that once. some of you are probably still like that *laughing* a lot of you are teenagers out there.

not saying that all teenages are the same. *laughter* i agree with that- that's a hard thing to go through. is that the weed talking? 'the kids can-' 'wanna pull over?' 'you know we can't.' oh! burn! ice fucking cold! that's the smell of dank! 'we hit a skunk.' *laughter* *giggles* yeah! what the fuck? you didn't think about that before?

they were still breathing while asleep, just 'cause they are awake now, doesn't change any of that. but yeah, teenage years very, very tough time. um... especially in the zombie apocalypse and especially for anybody who has to go through periods as well. very, very tough time. wait is this-? this isn't the place from the other episode is it? weren't we in a garage place like this? a- in season 2?

was it season 2? or was it season 1? i can't remember everything just kinda blends together. it looks a lot like the same place. that will come in handy. yeah... it sounds like a candy bar. great. gre- ah... he's got a fucking crowbar in its jaw. oh yes! let's eh- mess shit up!

*noises of disgust* fuck 'em up! *slightly disgusted laughter* i can't imagine zombies smell very good. they are decaying people after all. me too. except now you gave away your secret. four years! javi, you're a good dude. i like you!

ohhh.... this is nice. ah, the engine is so much better now! well it would be nice if i could use the mouse to like, look around. ah..um... yeah and there's probably a lot of stuff like i don't know if this is the same... junkyard it- it kinda reminds me- oh! there was a dlc episode, for the walking dead that i played.

i can't remember the name of it. there was season one, a dlc, then season two. and now season three, and there was michonne, that i didn't play. i did record the first episode of it, and i hated it. it- it was not a good game. at- at least i didn't think so, it didn't feel like a good walking dead game. so... and the episode i recorded didn't feel very good so i didn't upload it. i know a lot of people asked me to play it,

but i just didn't bother. um, so, like if there was a scene with somebody sticking a crowbar in a zombie's face in one of the other episodes, and this is like a call back to it, and i just don't remember it, please forgive me! because it's been years since i played the other episodes and i didn't exactly take a refresher before this one, so there's probably a lotta stuff like that gonna happen. some stuff in my inventory.

mari did you find something? like the junkyard in life is strange. why? aw. she's a very smart, mature, young girl. i'm gonna be nice. i'll be nice to everybody. that moon is really cool.

ok, let's actually start looking for shit. walking dead? let's poke the mattress! poke it. you don't need to look and stuff just poke it. *chuckles* i'm not, that was funny. uh... let's talk to kate. did you just - stay ahead of me?

did you just insult me? thank you! thank you, miss pessimism. that's what we need! not that i should judge too harshly. it is kinda the zombie apocalypse. um.... shit happens and i probably shouldn't be too.... probably shouldn't um, think about it the same way as regular life

uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! *sounds of disgust* yahh! yikes. i'm okay! keep on- a siphoning. not that there would be anything in this. anything? *high pitch* hey! there you go.

i like this guy. he's all about optimism. uh sure, but couldn't you siphon what ever's in it, as well? we're not staying. we just said that we'll stay ahead of the herd okay. hey gabe! can- am i allowed to call you gabe?

there's some stuff in this as well. that's a handy little device. i know. but it sounds like you got a 'glug glug' in there, sounds like you got a little piece. those tyres are like the size of the van. what up, gabe? that must be hard, man. again, being a teenager

um.. and like, having lost your dad or what seems like you lost your dad now you're staying with uncle all the time and somebody who is not your mom either, it''s tough. i like javi though. he's a good dude. and i also like these new button prompts.

not only do they look nice and simple and clean and fit the aesthetic of the rest of the game; when you press 'e', a little blood comes on them so you know that you definitely pressed it. it's very nice very nice update. and the lighting is very much improved, too. i like this game already. this is cool.

started off with a bang and now we're- now we're just sauntering around a li'l junk yard all together. for jet engines! no? ok. i'm feeling that something bad is gonna happen in here. maybe we'll find someone! this dude's smart. he's got a brain hole.

he's also very nice to the kids, and kate, and he's an optimist! what's the catch? he a zombie? let's climb! *chuckles* 'any luck?' 'jesus christ! 'don't do that!' *chuckles* *high pitched* you're not my real mom *laughs*

it was also nice making him or letting him help and he has a gun. again, if he feels like he has responsibility then he's less likely to turn on you. not that he's gonna kill us or anything, but. make people feel productive, make them feel welcome, make them feel like they matter.

and not in a fake way either, actually give them responsibility. see? build up people. make them feel useful, make them feel like their self-esteem is worth something. instead of just, being like 'hey, you do this because i tell you to.'

he's a teenager, not a toddler. i said look, not pull. this is bad news beared all over it luckily i got a crow bar from a zombie face! aw, okay. those are weird. *laughs* fuck. 'he said a bad word!' gabe, you keep an eye out now. aw yeah, that's the stuff right there

hell yeah! why don't we just take the ambulance? okay gabe, you do that. uh oh, uh oh. no shooty bang yet. ah, 'q'. *grunts* i didn't feel like you did it. it would probably be wise to uh, pull a weapon.

this, yeah- this is definitely reminiscent of the place i was in in the other episode. it was the dlc. yeah, let's look in first. i remember i was playing as a lady with her sister? i think in whatever episode

or in the dlc, whatever part it was, 'cause the dlc had like 4 parts or something. and i was a different character each time. man, this crowbar is handy ...or not. smash a window. there's just boards on the windows, we can get that.

we can definitely pry a window open. what's up, javi? you sexy man, you. *childish* secret entrance. gabe, i'm going in a hole. you watch ou- not look in the car, look at me! easy, easy. s'up, dude.

that's a lot of supplies. we whisper, quiet 'what?' easy does it. batteries, yes! for her headphones. she's gonna love me after this. also, what's

mariana's connection to everybody? 'cause i know gabe was dave's son um. so i'm his uncle and kate was connected to dave. is mariana his his daughter, as well? are they brother and sister?

because she did call him grandad as well, so, i don't know. unless it said that and i already forgot. s'up dude. 'this place is a dump', 'i think it's cosy' oh. god. doesn't feel safe. ah, they call them 'muertos'. ugh! i kinda want to stay the night because

i'm a fan of the cosiness two against one. three against one. i- i know that the zombies are gonna show up in the morning and shit's gonna go down, but... let's make a game out of it. now kate's mad at me, god damn it. aw, am i being too nice to the kids?

i wanna be- i wanna be a good surrogate father aw, my little heart. aw i'm gonna get so dicked over later for being a nice guy. maybe if you didn't fucking piss on every parade that we had. hey, i'm nice. candy bar! no, you give it to her. oh come on! don't be like that.

balls... oh shit nuggets. ah we, we- uagh, 'we only need a little'. aw shit. no? mainly 'cause i just said there's more of us. ahh- 'i'm alone.' *quietly* fuck.

shit. ok, just be honest, uh communication is key. uhh, niceness. kick 'em in the nuts! oh god they're not here. *quietly* clever. oh shit sack, what do i do? nice.

ah that was me, i was hungry. a real pretty smart mouth. ow.. uh oh. uh, a cat. 'touch that, you die', uh, fuck. *yells* oh god, i'm going to get somebody killed.

oh! oh, oh oh, don't- don't shoot! oh, pistol whipped. why'd you drop it? ow! ohh.. you pistol whip, you get pistol whipped.

that's how shit goes down. fuck, man. oh please don't tell me you've found everybody else. that's not cuffs, they're zip ties! oh, shit. are you gonna turn green and mean? you said it wasn't your call. *sarcastic* nice driving, fucko. um, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.

oh balls. why can't we all just be friends? don't shoot him. fuck. that's gonna bite me square in the middle of my anus in a minute. dude, i just let your guy go! mari? kate?

clem! it's clementine. yeah! yes, clem! jeez, you're a bad ass now god damn. seen some shit, man holy shit. i feel that.

i relate to that, a lot. we need our van! that's true, i kinda just told her where it was. people call me clem. aww. ah she's back! i love clementine. clem, please stay with us. i need you to stay with us. clem has seen some shit,

she's been through it all. it's why she's such a bad ass now. she's not taking any chances any more. and lee's hat. i miss lee, i wish lee was here. jesus, brutal.. 'huh, i've had some practice.' that's true.

don't we all in times like this? that's a lot of fucking zombies. god it must be terrifying, to be on your own in the apocalypse. 'k, ok. lee! aw, lee and kenny.. aww they're all dead. what happened to like jane and people? yes.

see? treat people with respect. show them that you trust them, not stupidly of course, those other guys, they didn't deserve our trust. those guys were assholes. they punched me in the face. i didn't like that. but yeah, didn't we leave clem with like jane and people at the end of season 2?

oh, balls. that's not my people. that's a lot of people going in there. at you! is this the colony place? ok. fucking do this. boom. and oh, what's that? headshot.

nice to meet you. meet my bullets. god damn it. jesus, clem. i got you, homie- oh god, oh jesus. you know, when you're fighting zombies, horse. i do like my teeth. they help me eat pizza. thanks, clemmers.

'cause i do know that one of the choices at the end of season 2, let you get to a colony. i'm wondering if this is the same one. it's cool to see clementine, like all grown up now. *giggles* damn, she's so badass. i like that she's still wearing the hat, too. aw, i don't want to...

i don't like other people. just gonna go look at some chess. heh. can i have this chess set? aw man, i wanna play phantom punch! aw that'd be awesome to play right now. imagine being in the apocalypse and seeing like such simple mundane things, like i- i take my computer and everything for granted right now

and internet and all that stuff. imagine if an apocalypse broke out and all that stuff just disappeared. you'd appreciate everything so much more. let's talk. do you? damn.. am i cooler than i thought i was? call his bluff.

you've two pairs. he sounded so confident. you a 2 pair, especially ace high. clem? 'she doesn't need one', she's a badass. oh jesus. jesus chri- dude! calm the f down! calm those tatas!

bitch ass! now stab him in the shoulder, pin him to the chair. yes please. 'i don't control her', she- she's her own. holy fucking shit. oh, fuck. i like you, clem. i love how i said 'honesty and communication is key' and now i'm all like 'clementine, no!'

aw that was fucked up. at least that we can agree on. thank you. appreciate it. i can't be a total push-over. hi! oh, are you female nathan drake? *chuckles* she cute.

let's see about that wound - he starts taking off his shirt. *laughs* *sarcastic* owie! 'takes one to know one,' 'you think i'm pretty?' oh.. ugh. flirting's not going well. uh, 'things got out of hand'. i agree. well she is helping now, i don't want to get her in trouble.

ah, stitches. oh, steristrips, it's okay. yeah. you're a good dude, tripp. you're helping me an awful lot for someone who just met me. uh. oh.... oh no...

i do trust tripp a lot because he seems like a good, honest to god dude. but... the.. the moment makes me wanna just pick eleanor to see what kind of shit goes down. for the sake of, just the series. ah, what do i do? agh...

go with eleanor, 'cause it might be funner. i blew the other guy's head off, haha. da da da! nighty night. what's that all about? that- i'm, i'm nervous. oh, ok. jane! and the baby!

aw.. *baby voice* goof ball! uh.. theodore. 'kenny.' 'lee'! aw it has to be! what else? damn.

jane's gonna cry. i wonder what happened. that is the world's quietest baby. oh no, i hear a rope... did she hang herself? she was pregnant. aw, jane... jesus, aw. well,

that answers what happened to jane, but what happened to the baby? this episode isn't pulling any punches. and this is only part 1! she looks like nathan drake. 'he's a decent guy'. 'i'm back!' 'remember me?' maybe the guy made it back

and he'll vouch for me that i didn't shoot him. or the herd got in and shit went down. *quietly* aw, fuck. fuck you, dude. that's how you do it. no slicing up the face or anything with crowbars. right in the noggin. shh! you're way too cavalier.

there they are! oh, damn. *high pitched* i'm back! it's time to go all terminator on their ass. fuck yeah! stabby stabby. fuck them up. i got you, eleanor. nice!

hello! yeah, of course. kiss her. sounds familiar. she does seem very, like, 'hey! how's it going?' 'i'm eleanor.' i'm way too happy. that's my buddy clem.

i like safe, safe is good. shot a dude, i was in prison... are we gonna be- are we gonna be welcome back? oh, i was just going to say that i have a bad feeling... oh no! aw the way it was framed i knew something bad was gonna happen.

eleanor, now would be a fucking great time to use that. no! *loudly* fuck sake! don't get shot, don't get shot, don't get shot. *yelling* fuck! cover me. are th- click on her to shoot her? oh, mari...

you don't sound fine. i'm not staying. i left my family once, not again. clem, you better not get hurt. aw... what about clem? that was intense. aw! no, fuck.

60% of people decided to leave. 'did you shoot the driver or let him go'? 'you and 40- so 52% of people shot him. granted, this is like an early um, preview copy provided by telltale like um a review copy so i can play it and get the episodes up right when

the launch happens. not sponsored or anything they're just good about that. they give out ah, keys early to people so the episodes can go up right as the game launches. so this isn't the general public's choice yet. i'll have to refresh these and come back to it like when the game is actually out.

and this is only part 1, so i don't know how many people have actually taken this choice yet. 'you and 90.8% of players got locked up. so only 9.2 % of people- i don't know, is that because we lied for clem? that's a good statistic. ok, we went with eleanor, a lot of people went with eleanor. and 85% of people left, yeah.

'cause why would you leave your family first- well, not by your own choice, come back and then leave them again? you'd want to stay. with them, i mean. i knew it, it was literally on the tip of my tongue to say 'i have a bad feeling about this'. right before mari got shot. i knew something bad was gonna happen,

i thought a zombie was gonna bite her on the ground though. aw, just the way it was framed, the pacing of everything and the sound and i knew something bad was going to happen. so can we- ok, updating, talking to the server. hello server, how are you? can we continue please? start episode 2.

the way they said it, they said episode 1 was coming out and they said that episode 1 was too big to put into one episode so that the premier would be part 1 and part 2 of episode 1. at least that's how they made it sound, not that episode 2 was part 2 of that. so i can actually play episode 2 right now if i want to. awesome! well look forward to that then in a couple of days.

because before it was like you play episode 1 and then you'd have to wait a couple of months, and then episode 2 would come out. but now it's out right as episode 1 is out, so. that's awesome. okay cool, we can pick that up straight away then, then episode 3 will be out in a couple of months. i imagine. god. good first episode.

good episode. there was a lot of meandering here and there, like there always is kinda with these types of games. 'cause you need to keep stuff going, they need something to go from a to b to c to b to a. whatever. they need to keep stuff going back and forth all the time so meeting up with those bandits at the start, kinda came full circle in the end.

but again, it felt like meandering just to get us to the next plot point. but overall, very well done. the engine is a lot nicer now, the graphics are a lot nicer, the lighting is a lot nicer and the character models are a lot more convincing in their emotions now. before, they were very cardboard. it still sold the emotion anyway with the voice acting, but now it's kinda more complete package, which i really like. sad that mari has died

but i'm glad that clem is back in the game. i'm looking forward to seeing where this goes. clem shooting somebody and i don't know what this is, uh, at the end. and i don't know who you are. anyway! thank you guys, so much for watching this, if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss! and, high-fives all-round! *wapish* *wapish*

thank you guys, and i will see all you dudes, [high voice] in the next video! [outro music plays] not letting anybody else die. that's it, nobody else is dying in this playthrough.

the walking dead season 1 episode 1

hey how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie! today is a very special day i have in front of me, walking dead, season 3 now walking dead, is a very dear game series to my heart i loved season 1, i loved season 2 and here we are with season 3. finally. i'm really excited to see what's gonnahappen oh, get the walking dead michonne

i think no thank you that was garbage and if season 3 is like that i'm gonna be well fucking pissed now, the reason why-we all love the walking dead is because of clementine, okay greatest character of all-all time maybe a little bit of a- *inaudible*- exaggeration but we are invested in this character okay and kenny, alright. i care about kenny erm...

cause- how many hours have we spent on this you know? i'm, i'm invested i think you are as well if you're watching this and if you're not check out season 1, right fucking now now sh- we-i know this okay. so we get to choose how we eh... let the story off right cause choices matter

no they fucking don't start a new story ah shit i already fucked up eh... fuck okay, wait what? so episode one and two are already out what?! oh, they never done that before that's a strange move from telltale let's give it a go i guess

so we're gonna continue our story recreate your story? oh we get to-ahhhh so cute ahhh, so we we, we shot him after lee's death, clem found more survivors people who helped her, such as kenny clementine remembered the joy she felt with kenny it depended on, family

thanks to her companions, clem's journey ultimately led her to we led- we led us to wellington that's the ending i really liked i think we should enter wellington, i think that's more interesting clem learned the hard way that survival depending on let's just start, i am very confused this seems like a lot of difference, changes huh? okay interesting, there- it's barely visible, can't see it ooo i'm nervous, i'm very nervous

okay, let me tell you. you know, in season 2 i didn't have my say of fight either and you had to replay the entire of season 1 which let me tell you is the most boring thing you could possibly do cause there was no fast forward you have to be careful alright already we fucked up every time, every fucking time

okay? every fucking time i swear to god show the fucking subtitles this looks cool this is before shit happen i suppose the good old- this is what americans dream sitting on your front yard, front porch drinking oh it's as it's happening ooo will he turn perhaps?

why do i care? i don't know who this two are clearly running over there oh my god it's potato boy with our fists where's clementine? yeah get inside potato boy potato bitch potential boyfriend material for clementine oh my god

sometimes you just gotta fight it out and not be a little bitch afterwards ya know? see they just- see they got it out of there girls are just passive aggressive instead what?! now kiss sorry i don't know, i don't know, i genuinely don't know they said silence is a valid option

are they suppose to be spanish? cause they really don't look- is it just me? i fell on a ice skating rink no so we played baseball. i'm sure we're gonna get a baseball bat later as a weapon something's happening in the background out of all this it seems like the outbreak almost oh geez

someone hit me! got that right telltale presents that's a bit weird time to put in the title i never understand when they do that i like this, cause then we get to experience the outbreak which i think is a very exciting part to- to be experiencing eh- an apocalypse grandpa is dead

bitch ohhhhhhhh that's creepy that's- nice, nice. i liked that probably should not be, okay jesus skybound know that this is their baby they know they can't fuck this one up and it's going well so far, i enjoy it oh, my god whoa, grandpa got muscle

he's just confused, yeah cause he's fucking dead don't let her bite her okay well hey hey yeah potato boy where is she? no one cared the grandpa came back alive? you might want to walk seems like they're trying to do like last of us you know, when they started up oh he got a scratch too huh

oh shit boy you dead it's like he knows it's just herpes okay, calm down it's very nice i get stressed out okay hey look it's jacksepticeye i take every chance that i can get

who the fuck are these people? maybe we should go, i've never seen so many i miss the soundtrack is that a ghost one? what the fuck is that? what the fuck is that one?! did you see that? see, i can point with this now listen... before you judge me, can i be a hipster okay? jesus christ

where's clementine? car crash in 3, 2,1 eh, triggered. there's a hula girl did you see it? should we be smoking now? yeah seems like a bad idea they're asleep! shut up! so... her husband is dead? and he was stubborn!

look at that hula girl! you're gonna be a *inaudible* you're not my fucking mother! what the fuck is that quote? what the fuck wait, what, what happened to walking dead? we're talking about boners and periods right now what the fuck is this? where. is. clementine?

it's been 18 minutes and i have yet to see clemy clue alright? wanna pull over? don't worry baby i just need 15 seconds ah shit 10! fucking hell i'll take 5! we're smoking weed, go back to sleep, we hit a skunk huh mariana i want to know how many days after the outbreak is hey i got an achievement. wow ah

that feels great, thank you gabe is anyone else- do you actually care about achievements? like i could not give a big shit aw nice what about a walking dead game without a little bit of walking is it? someone needs to do better quality control over these, like just play through it slowly and be like oh, something happened there like, i do it with my videos all the time just to make sure like it's so easy when you make cuts and stuff i'm not saying it's the same thing but still

it kind of takes away the immersion a little bit when you see a weird movement, with their bodies that isn''t suppose to be there alright well, maybe i'll get to use this eh oh, it switched to my keyboard, great erm... why did he do that? is that a joke? we do bottle flips oh no, it's jackseptic-

ohhh shit alright, b i pressed this jesus gabe dude you look nasty and here he comes for the strike oh i see, this is the guy, in front of the beginning i'm so stupid did that click for you right away?

aw man i feel stupid of course it's him i- oh that's the daughter! oh my god terrible idea to wear headphones in a zombie apocalypse did- tell me honestly, did that click for you before it did for me? i'm sorry if i'm stupid okay, i didn't think about it. so we're the guy from the beginning potential clementine boyfriend material which is why i'm excited this is cool, i get to walk with my flashlight

hey there so we got mariana and my name is, something else. i don't remember and we're looking for barrelss look at the barrels okay, he's walking over this is pretty cool i can dig it how do you know the difference just by looking at it? was that a pantie flying around? did you see that?

hold rt to walk faster maybe you can siphon gas from this car? empty i don't care about that, what you think about it si- si, how do i- okay so siphon we, we hit it, and then we okay well let's hop on- hey i got a crazy idea how 'bout we si-siphon that's a weird looking siphon

si, si, shut up bing, badaboom badabing, why am i doing this? i don't know all i care about is clementine this is game not real okay how 'bout we climb up this ladder? that seems like a good diea so one eh one part of scare pewdiepie season 2

spoilers it's going to be walking dead i'm very excited it's probably one of my favorite episodes yeah let's stick together that seems like the right thing to do gabe i did something. literally me something that probably would have seen anyway maybe he can find some medicine in there

they changed the control systems like that it's a bit weird yeah is that all they contribute? fucking smiling get the fuck out of my way, my sight i don't need that shit in a fucking zombie apocalypse i mean, it's kind of a tiny alright, what? so why don't we, enjoy ourselves a little bit?

okay well let's uh check here you can break the window, you have a crowbar nope apparently not how about that oh no oh, oh his fault. oh god i hate bald people no offence bald people, i don't hate you, but i hate bald people why?

that's right bald people get some hair looks like we shouldn't go there gabe give him, give him your beanie fast uh oh i don't like this what the fuck was that sound? i suppose we should go in here? gabe what are you doing? you can back out or we can look in

be careful now ooooooo okay why? why do people want to get into the hatch? 'kay then let's back out move this oooo secret entrance hey gabe why don't you help? instead looking inside of cars here we go

why does gabe have a gun and not me? fuck i'll be terrified. i'll look behind right away i wouldn't be yelling either. sorry i'm just thinking if this is me okay no dead ones at least that's right i understand some other languages i understand russian avocado, wow you start looting that

hey batteries, aw that's cool dip sauce! look at that shadow there on the green left shadow from the pudding walking dead do you want me to play tests? your games i- i'm happy to do so that's actually good

don't care, don't care i think we should keep moving. actually if there's- sh-shut shut the fuck up, i'm trying to think here that's a terrible idea and you're a kid so shut the fuck up if there's a herd coming after us, i want to keep moving okay. i don't care if it's uncomfortable plus i want the sex tonight if you know what i mean pound it. i am so sorry what is-

hey, i got batteries i wouldn't normally give it to her, but since we have to be kind of a dick you know we- i figured i could give it to her you know i have nice qualities too, believe or not. thank you very much you're welcome oh jesus what the fuck? damn it

aww well i'm already grabbing it and later i plan to grab some ass on top not just gas you got it i don't know it was yours okay, everyone calm down what's wrong with his face? time to kill some people

sorry lonnie but you're gonna be bonnie, i mean buying, buying goodbyenie shit, what do we do? what do we do? i don't know ooo oh we gonna fuck around we gonna fuck around real good you can take off that stupid hat what are you fake hipster?

sorry, okay yeah that's right, slide that shit hey no that's ghost please i just said we ow oh no that was a raccoon it's my pet raccoon steve please don't hurt steve

i don't want to kill lonnie lonnie is my favorite character so far and he's so awesome hiiii okay he did it anyway see i didn't do that i'm sorry lonnie i love you but you gotta go aw lonnie no alright mr hipster boy

oh god he's- aw shit he's gotta shout it hey i didn't kill lonnie lonnie killed himself ow... fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck shit fuck got that back shit in here we are, sleeping in the van

no we're not, we got hit by the head by other people aw they got one of those zip ties thanks whoa shit oh fuck shit oh my god damn that was loud, that was very fucking loud hey look at that it's a gun well i better- aw it's a shame if i-

oh no i have the gun now oh that's too bad why did they retrieve ball? what are they fucking on? hey asshole oh fuck me dude i'm a good shot, how 'bout that? aw oops why did i shoot him? now i feel terrible well at least it wasn't lonnie

ohhhh, i recognize that boice i know that voice ooooooooooo clemen chlo oh my god she's so pretty oh my god cl- she's a badass she got a fucking spazz no she's not a kid, she's a fucking bitch oh my god, okay, alright

we're gonna end that episode there cause oh boy, that was exciting erm... okay now, i realize i could make this episode up to a little longer but i want to keep it like a daily series cause i think that's a really fun way to watch well let me know if you want uh, want to see more or less or whatever uh i do value your opinion cause we're doing this together and

yeah, i'll see you tomorrow with a new episode, this is so exciting clemy's back! yes! clemy's back! thank you for watching. i'll see you tomorrow as always, stay awesome bros!

the walking dead road to survival

walking dead 'round you and mecan you imagine a world like this i will fight for youwhen the darkness comes i won't give up they want you they're hungry smash their head if they bite youthey'll make youjust like them zombie you're a zombiethe man you were is gone zombie you're a zombieyou slowly turn your head dead man walking 'round you and me

when you die, you'll turn into this they want to bite your handthey want to feed on us but we can run they want youthey're hungry smash their headif they bite you they'll make you just like them zombie you're a zombiethere's nothing we can do walking dead 'round you and me i am the last one on planet earth

they want to eat my heartthey want to pin me down but i will fightthey're walkers they're bitersbut i'll survive i know iti'll find you it will be a new start

the walking dead premiere

the walking dead make the triumphantreturn with season 4 episode 9 after a boy becomes a man and we learnmore about my show than ever before and we get asked the question who wantputting i'm kim archer and this is brett erlich tim fresh and john i to rolla so we started this episode with thereminder that herschel is dead justed taken the wind a little bit for asecond had she not stab him in the face wewould have had herschel walker for herschel walker alright it is a sports figure who is currentlyon that guy verses rachel

the cooking show want to take a nap but what he wanted to talk about was umso in this episode we follow reckon carl and miss shown and very mucha story i've a juxtaposition have isolation and lossand how they deal with it and also growing up that's what i gotout a bit i got i got the idea that there's thishappens is i was like oh my god here's the thing that happens in life and a very clear allegory and that youcan trace to real life from here and i was like all this is very rough crashing

i can finally identify with somethingthat moment where you think you know what and everyone's like youknow what dad i'm grown up in i don't need this shit anymore home my dad died so i kind of had to youbitch just kidding i wanna make it awkwardwall but no up but that's it know but but there's that moment where icould i could go on without yet and heat we watch karol kinda realizedthrough it's easier said than done yeah yeah well ease currency malone inthis you know neighborhood it looks almostlike he's the share from his own little

town anything for it i mean with the hatkinda works but then he discovers hey i'm a little shit i'm not much of a manif i thought i was year yeah and and not just in that he's notdeveloped and he's not strong enough for whatever like you can't not going outwith one hit but also he is terrible judgment like the factthat he was like walking those two walkers way walking backwards in mudlike dude you've tried that before and i ended horribly like he easily could have died there he wasrecklessly way into the second house

like he's not prepared it's not justthese are old enough i think he might be too stupid to liveon his own in the afterlife or after the after the apocalypse it tome we've seen carl like just as a secondary characterin like little bits and pieces throughout the episode and the generalconsensus is that he's a little shit now that he's in the forefront of theapp so it's absolutely clear he's an enormous shed has no idea what he's doing he'sdeveloped yet definitely i see a development in the character that youpoint out

from a prepubescent poop club yeah i to aim a deep you best sent poop i'll what ended now galway is all on their own a 12-ounceand yeah that's good i don't but when you when you wereyou're talking about his big grant that his father yes plan that's where we getbeyond just the character having flaws into i'm sorry i know he's a kid or whateverbut he still actor like his limitations were front and center inan episode like he'd try to deliver that

that monologue in i was not buying itwhatsoever the zombie seemed interested but thatwas about it right i now know what it's like more than the zombieaspect but now this proved to me with how difficult it is to be in a situationthat you really wanna get outta but never ever and its you know this andfor them it's a post-apocalyptic for me it was his speech i yeah but they didn't feel anything forhim toward the end when he thinks rick is a walker and he can'tbring himself to kill his father event that they were always very goodclear learned that lesson maybe

although think about this i think thisepisode would have been fantastic african did die yeah i think that'sexactly what the show would have needed yeah like a rabid and could do yeah lookback on like the pantheon up shows that our awesome like it people have this feelingwell like the british of sn a lot alike bbc show where theyhave the call to have step happen and get the show over with in it in it in a way that doesn't feel like they'rejust drawing shapes out

like and and shows where people die people can die and that's what thewalking dead was at a certain point and they need to go back to that i mean theyget what they say about this is that i archive it as a joke that office episodei know that they had the time to like fully develop a story arc and like tiedup with any boat as like what more can we get out a wreckwell kara and calling the rev regret made i think a fairly rookie mistake forsomeone is live so long after the apocalypse

when you're like sick or whatever don'tact like a zombie yeah lay a wreath on let's say like pay him or something yougonna be started at about the same karol be careful after a while okay thank youasking the hate that point so much let's talk about my shown and heard you reallyreally really really impartial i'm really bad guy i know so the switchingover carl i think is interesting i think it probably isjust for this episode they want to show his attempt to grow up which he's not evenready for like you see him being

confronted by the video games and isexcited but then realized away but they actually think that overputting like he can't even decide is going up but i think the reason there to try thatis i don't think the show who knows who the main character supposed to be idon't think record works really anymore he certainly isn't more interested ormore relatable this episode that in the last season he's just kinda mcgraw for more beatenup version of himself you know muscle myth shown is isinteresting and even more interesting

this episode but i don't think they know who theywant the focus to be all the shows us and this is my problem with the last season the last half the first happenedthis season was they just paraphrase themselves allthe time there was nothing new in thatconversation between carl and his dad that i didn't get one they were farmingand more and carl's like you know i need to do thison my own they needed to save those debts dubinspeech that was frustrating cuz

and he's like angry it is loud and herealizes that the zombies might come again and sheshot himself but within like one-line he's back at that same volume there's something that things that speakvolumes are those moments that i think it workedthe moment where he's eating chocolate fucking puttingafter he feels like he's done this think he feels like he's tell you know they got my god not me heneeds to eat chocolate pudding and he needs to have that moment wherehe looks at the wires and

and this is that was just a great momentthat shows like mad men have and move on butthis stupid fucking show 20 just two wells on it and pushes thepoint home for at bir yet well that but i feel likethey therefore so the position where they have to to do that because you can't just showthem ransacking houses like everything's that would be cool in the after theapocalypse but that would be boring and there's nooverarching plot like trying to figure out the antidoteor whatever so you're stuck with those

very human moments but we've had four seasons have thosevery human moments and so there's only so many different emotions you candisplay better maybe those better seven ish ownworld today any get an asian per season you know free from i don't have anyoneswatch like the game of thrones preview their like area immediately there with their leashparts of the show where things bucking happened we won't have to slow build i don't knowanything about the season yet

things happen with michelle we finallygot them answers as to her backstory be a her really weird messed up dream it was agreat scene it was wonderful poorly acted now when i really like howshe thing to be in a different world and you see little bits and pieces that arewrong like these men are slowly deteriorate deteriorating she doesn'tseem to care so maybe years that you've got mail aknife holder for her qatada on the kitchen her which you probablyhave as well know those earning that or i would have won but

but you're getting really good at yourget on a shopping carrots she's played i over cal yeah symbolic yeah amanda being an arts nowpart i guess what you know it returned her old life only fire largely regressing to hurt theway she had been when she met in andrea at the end of season 2ibelieve where she had she had claimed no pets bythe way the governor's henchmen that's another old dead and she's walking around kind of tryingto

to live survive the way she used tosurvive on her own mostly but she can't do it now you knowi think that was good she she's changed enoughwith these people that she's grown to love she yeah the thought of losing themagain or date the actual after losing them again it's just too much she can't cope the same way she used tocope killers have a question this is the segways particle am i racist she saw herself and that other blackwoman with delivery of trainer

i'm not just thinking and no personintentionally look like her yeah well i wouldn't if i were if i werein charge at the show i woulda made a small place she looks over she seestheir the looks when she briefly not there anymore i would have had it just been sheimagined it for a second but it which was really there that's fine too why i liked what i liked about the wholescene actually like those parts i think better than most other car parts was like she has this great strategy forsurviving where she can just get the

pats and she can walk they don't evennotice that she's not human but at some point she's doing exactlywhat the zombies are doing so is she really is i like her littlefreak out that upgrade i was i and again it that was the momentand it happened i didn't need them to ruinit with so much fucking talking she was alone so she had that effectalready yeah with so with so with carl essentially yeah dead ihate you went around i wish i didn't give me thispained expression

but we did learn that she did have achild who schillaci had a lover who she lost their with another man her lover have faith that the indicationthat killed the baby as well yeah and i was just you learn so muchabout her what makes her take their their wouldn't that she was fancy on she wasyour first lady cocaine opiates why and yeah it's yeah that is fine i i mean i think it'sif they they they definitely rap to both those stories

and we see from the preview that bradymixing up for the next episode but it's interesting that they used thefirst episode of the relaunch to do those two little many very personalstory yet don't know if no idea of what thefurther plies gonna be right those tiny bottle at that thatbottle episode usually comes in the middle of the abovethe earth over the season unfortunately i think we're gonnaget two maybe three more about those as we meet never will get clans will getthe little girls that are out west we'd like to show yeah i liked gettingto the prison

i liked getting to herschel house i like that herschel plantation whateverthe hell i like that season i like the first season cuz it was newand i was like no i actually do like zombie stuff but now what the why are we here i likethe tension love like new people are coming thegroup do we trust them how can we trust i like that stuff i like watching the group breakdown ididn't need to see it multiple times in the prison

i enjoy those things the humanconnection that seem to see them clear at another house again i know everything that can happen whenyou a rather but bob there were three of those inthis episode and a i think excessive to me very we'retelling a very human story through all this and i think that's why i like itpersonally maybe on the only one left to like the show here about both i guess next week we're gonnasee darrell and beth discovering they're not alone and maybewe'll

see find something but like her at come back and join us next week forseason 4 episode 10 up the walking dead