Jumat, 30 Juni 2017

walking death

walking death

you can turn these captions off by clicking the cc button below the video. you think you're black? i'm black, yeah. brother, you got skin like an english kid. well i don't like coffee... but you'd eat a bagel. hey you know what animals i like? sharks...

... and skunks! that's great. listen, pretty redneck i'm taking your banjo! come on, don't! that's not cool he needs his banjo for the talent show man, that's no fair! all i have is a guitar!

and you get a banjo? you ready? or... do you need something else before you start? my lips are so sore already... i know. i don't wanna mess up your dumb potato basket a woman thug stole my banjo you have a new one? i got cheetah candy

but it's pretty gross and i gotta poo again nuh uh, you just went! oh yeahhhh! oh, kitty! oh, you're bleeding! on me! oh yeahhh! a friend of mine got a foot

and it's juicy what the hell are you talking about? you know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze.... chavi choff chop what's "chavi choff chop"!? j-j-j-j-j-j-j-juh! ahhh gosh! hey!

you're hurting my neck! *cough! *cough! see, i coughed! *cough! christine! hey! i just heard that! oh, excuse me! i broke wind. did you have bologna and the fishsticks?

that's just great. i know what it takes to make you hot i need a man that can decorate and mix my brew well i'll wash the dog, but you're washing the laundry! naw, naw, i'm not gonna be your sexy beef friend oh yeah? well just say "ahhhhh" knock knock. who's there?

why don't you zip it... cheesy bird mess. what'd you just say? i have a cheesy bird mess? dreet! uh oh what happened? he said "dreet" and i'm about to freak out! i just can't whoop him.

yeah i farted on you when you put banana peppers in the wheaties. but ah -- now, jim... or are you mark? hey, do you remember that costume party? you went as a penguin and i went as a pink shark did you notice the teeth?

because everybody else told me i was neat! a tiny clown, he got wet i was talking to a psychic and i can't sleep in the ozone there's too many different peanuts looking sad uh, i would like to go now... candy canes will wreck y'all's bowels you got a problem! i want a brown girl!

hey, psst! i'm standing right here! she's so white and not exotic! kevin, go away! i want another one! geez, he's a spaz! i just peed eww gross! guess what? i just ate a hotdog!

yeah! hey papi ah! you just like me for my weed yeah, i will admit it. let's get to it. we're on broadway i once knew a kid his tongue fell off in his sleep.

la-bibbida-bibba-dum la-bibbida-bibba-do this is a violet. no it isn't yeah, well it could be a flower the other night, there was this movie that was all about gardens called "bloody shrimp" you got a problem. uh, yeah, i just found out that we missed halloween

yeah. i always wanted a wookiee then i found out they weren't real thanks for nothing, george lucas! ok this is getting old! no more! come on, stop it! you're like a dope fiend!

cluck! went the chicken. and that's how they do it on broadwayyyyy

Kamis, 29 Juni 2017

walking dead

walking dead

hey how is it going bros my name's pewdiepie welcome back to the walking dead we've just met clemen- cleme- cle- cleme- cle *wut?* my girl my boo.. shit ok, here we go she's so.. pretty so she's the one that did it [laughs]

she's a badass! oh my god, you got a- awwn clemy.. she's so cute! does clemy even know how to drive? how old is clemy? [14 years old] i hope- i hope that wasn't a weird joke i just realized it clearly was.. listen i just wanna ship them, ok? that's all awwn

i prefer her voice now actually it's smoother before it was that eh, clementine- now it's just clementine it's cool, she's cool i'm so excited oh, wow, what the fuck is this arm doing? more bald people..

clemy wouldn't waste ammo, that's right she know how to del with this guys right through the fucking mouth! i've been around.. why is clementine alone? well, he is still tied up.. muertos.. that's one thing that is really weird to me about the walking dead is that they never refer to them as "zombie"

it's something like walkers or crawlers or muertos or puertos.. there you go the ones that run? does that mean there are different types of walkers? ookay.. oh great.. lee.. my man she clearly knows her way around

she's stil wearing the cap -omon! ok, we're heading to the van, the giant van is it you.. ok, let's keep playing it's about to get intense! oh we've got some people.. it's spaz time! come. wooh!

oooh! okay what? oh thanks! appreciate it! nice man bun. loser! fine! alright. uh... boom! bim! bazinga. bazinga headshot all around. now what? don't worry clemy, i gotchu uhh let's save clemy

you're fine! fuck yeah clem! oh my god! that is ugly! it's like a- a fucking horse! what is happening like (his face lol) (laughter) oh my god, this is me as a badass so the walkers, i mean the zombies prescott...

the walk in- they move in herds and there's little cities around now even. or outposts. that's pretty cool. woah looks like uh very fallout-y it's called a silo, thank you very much (sassy pewds) double gated... well clearly, he's worried about his family. (clementines face has a seizure) what is that? ooookay!

oh, cause she brought the bullets of the gun and.. clearly they didn't work, huh this is very cool! i'm much more intrigued by this universe. she's so cute! i'm the new lee, huh? this is great i really enjoy this let's look at this guys why not? they look so nice, what is he- what is sh-

clementine mean with the people here? what does that mean? we- we used.. we used to be famous.. for gambling? well i'm the expert, right? call his bluff.. hey hum hum

hey no problem clemen, she's so cool! he looks like such a.. trust for the person wow shit! ohh shhh..(dat faece man) ohohohoohoho doesn't seem that bad! you know atleast they're safe

see? what is service? **poods in heart melting emotion** we've always been huaha ohooooo!! salute kinda just sleepin' on the fuckin' floor i would- i would trust-- i trust clemetine more than i trust anyone

okay? i've been with her, why should i trust eleanor? i'll g-i'll go with clementine's advice i know i-- eventhough i really like to go thought we already had a sleep? aow aow shit got dark for a sec there what the fuck, she was happened

what the shitty da shoodie da booty what is this? owh backstory? ehhhhts.. me? oh it's a baby of course! oh my god she was straining the baby like- just tomato sauce

just tomato sauce kenny's hat! whoa this is wellington holy sht aaaaaaaaaaaoooooohhhhh siet o my god oh

what happened to aj then? we don't know yet *creepy voice* we don't know yet .. ohh clementine.. is this da-day 2? **that poods face tho** got him i mean, at this point i don't even care if this guys are still there like i'm not invested enough in them

i don't really givashit i don't know what we'd expect then that was one of them clementine that was one of them wasn't that hers? gooot him!! mah chocolate the cassette player! haaauhhh

yes! awwwnn but you didn't listen nooww.. bam i'm mr. viking don't mind me ah shit that was our deal sorry clemmy oops could that be her?

ah it's them! how 'bout that.. a grenade will do the trick.. rehp ohh.. oh it's fighting time baby! it's ass kicking time! pluhp ouu jeez ohh doug.. you got snooked on

axe mudafaka! oh that one look like a kid jeesus.. oh shit.. ernn got him! hey how 'bout that? they are all dead you're welcome! yes, but i have another girlfriend now! don't worry about it

mehh.. ohh ouu.. ok.. alright.. alright well.. i got kidnapped! are you the new [innaudible] humm

or is it? let's go on a trip, tripp! she's not a kid! so emotional clementi- hey, i guess.. whatever.. the ambulance? you really need to just throw those away, ok? and i have the batterie, i mean i have this thing [screams]

what?? ohhh! ohh! ohh! what the shhit you jinxed it! you jinxed it, alright ohhh.. oh my god no! fuck!

noo you guys are dumb! i gotta come with them right leon- no, not leon! lonny- lonny, whatever not lonny! anyone but lonny.. fuck yeah! clementine!

that was episode oneee! ties that bind.. ohh.. wo ohh wha ah ah ah that was awesome! that was so short.. that was just 1 hour- less th- that was almost just an hour- that's.. that's probably why they.. let we have.. we have another episode thank fucking god!

i understand now why! people would be like:what the fuck! i waited for this? that's cool though! "did you stay the night at the junkyard?" "you and 56.." okay, well.. alright "did you shoot the driver?" oh a lot of people..

a lot of people decided to shoot, huh? i wouldn't have imagined that let him go but he was such an asshole. i don't like him! and i've got to prove myself to clemmy ernn 88% of players got locked up, huh? okay, well fair enough "who brought you to the junkyard?" everyone decided with their dick and balls, huh?

alright, fair enough.. "did you escape with your family or stay with clementine?" that's an obvious one! c'mon! easy.. 'course i'll stay with clementine! alright! -ery cool! i'm so glad that we have 2 more episodes that we can play i mean, it's 1 more episode but i'll split it into 2

i love playing this game! i- i'm so glad is back! you know? it's fucking back, i'm so excited! it's so cool to see how clementine's character has developed it's so cool in the universe that is more interesting it's le- it seems li- i don't know episode 2 was a little whiny & mony, ok? i- am i the only one that got that?

"oh everything is so bad!" here things is moving foward you can tell the universe has expanded in- into- in- in different ways i think is really awesome but yeah.. leave a like if you enjoyed watching i'll see you tomorrow with episode 2! we're lucky, huh? thank you telltale!

you fucking rock man! [blows a kiss] that one's just for you man i- i think i'm i- i- i've been shitting a lot of the other telltale ones but i'm just honest, ok? i think.. i think- this one is really good and they deserve for 'em so..

as always stay awesome bros!

Rabu, 28 Juni 2017

walking dead website

walking dead website

i don't think he's out here... what are you suggesting, taylor? that we give up, and head back to camp? we can't do that, man. this is the spot where justin said he was headed. this is where he was going to be, man. but he's not here. we can't go! taylor, we can't go! if he dies, that's on us man...

if he's dead, then we are the one's to blame because we were responsible for him. now look, he was headed this way we just gotta split up we gotta cover more ground that way. okay? you gotta keep quiet! you make any noise.... there might be a whole group of them on us one more time. we can't do that anymore. got it? (pause) taylor? we cannot lose another.

we cannot lose another person. so what was justin doing out here anyways? before we left to gather supplies yesterday he talked about hearing a radio signal so why'd he decide to go alone? couldn't he have waited for one of us?he's been talking about this signal for days now... nobody wanted to waste their time. now just like always, nico's taking the blame on himself. what happened? he was too close!

i had to use my gun! he was about to get taylor! we need to find justin! justin!? we need to go! don't use your guns on them. it's only going to attract more. can we use our guns yet?! there's too many nico! we need to shoot!....justin! (whispers)

Selasa, 27 Juni 2017

walking dead watch

walking dead watch

♪♪ >>you are watching the walking dead. >>everybody, listen up! now we've dealt with these walkers for a long time. we've lost a lot of good people, but i miss someone who i feel is the ultimate zombie survivor.

he's going to teach us a few things. terry, come on up. >>hey guys, i'm terry. i'm here to teach you everything i know about surviving walkers. it's pretty simple. move out of the way. >>what do you mean?

>>um, exactly what i said. just, i hear one coming and i move out of the way. >>but, with how many guns? >>uh, no guns actually. i just use my healthy legs to move faster than a half-rotted stumbling corpse. >>boo!

that ain't no solution! >>quiet maggie! now, i know it's complicated, but hear him out. >>it's not- okay, look, these guys are slow, dumb, loud, and move about as gracefully as a baby doe on a trampoline.

>>my wife was killed by a baby doe on a trampoline! >>that's a good point. >>okay- when- when a walker appears, just go ahead and walk briskly in the other direction or just walk at a normal

pace in the other direction. seriously, it's that easy. >>at what point do i fall on the ground and cower like a child? >>that's a good question. >>i would not do that. >>so- >>if you accidentally fall

down you could crawl away. you can literally crawl faster than these guys can move. >>what about when they sneak up on you? >>how are they sneaking up on you? i'm- wha- >>you just see them coming?

>>guys, honestly, a screaming cow walking over a floor made of fritos would be quieter than a walker. >>my brother was killed by a screaming cow in a frito factory! >>what is wrong with your family?

>>what do you do when you're in a house searching for supplies and a bunch of them corner you? >>that is exactly a good question. before entering a house use your ears. if you hear loud gurgling moaning,

shut the door and move on. seriously, these terrifying monsters don't even know how to open doors. >>what about when you think you hear something in front of you and so you keep looking ahead while slowly moving backwards into a dark part of a room

without looking behind you? >>been there 50 times. >>guys, looks, it's not very hard. step one, listen for walkers. step two, if you hear one coming, walk away. good?

>>not good! >>what's step three? >>you with your fancy talk and lack of pit stains makes me think that- >>prime example. does anybody hear that? >>don't interrupt me when i'm angrily not being aware

of my surroundings! >>[metal clanking] >>this nonsense about moving out of the way is a waste of time! >>seriously, nobody hears anything? >>these walkers are stealthy as silent as the grave from whence they came!

>>[zombie garbles] >>he is practically bleeding on you. >>even i, with my finely tuned senses can't always discern when a walk- sweet blue jeans! >>walker! form up!

tight circle! engage on my count! >>got to be kidding me. okay. you're done. all right, all right. now follow me. there you go. good boy.

come on. there you go! this is- right, everybody still watching? all right! and now- >>[grunting] >>it's that easy! >>black magic!

>>no, it's the will to survive! >>they're just dumb and frail! at the rate that they have decayed, they could impale themselves on a dandelion covered in fabric softener. >>my son was murdered by a dandelion covered in-

>>sir! how have you survived the apocalypse? i can't even- >>what a strange dude. >>come on everyone, best go ruin another settlement. >>i'm just going to grab a quick snack.

[screaming] no! >>thanks for watching guys! >>step one, subscribe below. >>watch out! >>step two, share this with your walking dead friends! >>i've got a knife. whoa, walker!

>>i'm going to let him go. can you handle it? >>oh, he disarmed me! he just- grab a rock! whoa! >>dude. watch out! >>okay.

all right. whoa, whoa, whoa! >>dude! >>whoa! oh no! >>give me your money!

Jumat, 23 Juni 2017

walking dead walking dead

walking dead walking dead

*wapish* top of the morning to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to telltale's 'the walking dead season 3'! i've done season 2 on the channel, i didn't do season 1 on the channel, because i played it on my own time before i even starting doing youtube videos. which is crazy to think that *chuckle* where we've come to now,

but this the new season and i'm really looking forward to it because... i don't know, a lot of people are excited about this, and then the first episode of this is split into two parts because apparently it was too big to put into one part. which entices me even further,

and the trailer and everything they showed was pretty cool. and we get to see clementine again all grown up. i don't think clementine is our main character any more, i think she's, uh, another character we meet along the way, and we play as somebody new. and i did, yeah! there she is!

teenage clementine! i did import my save from season 2, which should carry on some of the choices from season 1 and season 2. if not, i might have to go back in and click 'cause when you start season 3 now, you get the option of being able to craft your story based on the choices you made before. so you can go back in, if you didn't have the save

file from those you can just go back in and make the same choices in like a list. and then it will update the choices for season 3 for you. so... the walking dead! season 3! episode 1! part one. it's getting even more confusing it was already confusing enough so... we're gonna do all of part one in this video and then episode 1 part two should be

coming in a few days. i'll do that one as well. i don't know how it works. and then episode 2 will come in a couple of months like the rest of them do. so... it's very confusing i'm sorry. but let's continue story. import save 1 are we good? clem, aj and jane then returned to howe's,

where they took in a family looking for shelter. s- st- start over? oh! start story and start over. ok! and i made some questionable choices at the end of season 2 and a lot of people got mad at me for it *half laugh* and it was crazy. the comments where an absolute disaster on that video. but that's what this series does.

that's what these series do they- they make you they make you take these really weird choices and hopefully these choices actually matter 'cause another thing these series tend to do is is like 'oh! this person died at the end of this season!' and then you go into this and everyone is like 'remember that guy?' 'oh i 'member' and then you just move off and its like it never

happened again. so... start story! start episode 1. so this is called 'a new frontier. damn! look at clem! she's so badass looking now! ahhh... yeah ok, 'ties that bind' and then part- it says part one here. i don't know. i'm just gonna start. enough talking. lets just actually start the fricking episode.

*reads screen* as always so, batman just ended and now we are going straight into the walking dead. it's awesome! i like this! i like telltale games. don't do that! oww! jesus man! right! off to a banger!

ow.. *giggles* i'm gonna be nice, i like being nice. so, has the zombie stuff started yet? wait the zombie stuff must have started if clementine's in the game grown up. the character models are way improved. the engine has come a long way since like, the first season of this. it's very impressive, good job.

maybe this is something that happened back then and we like flash forward to the future where he's all... older and- i don't know. oh... oh god... oh god that's awesome! oh! it' so creepy! it's just like everyone like reeling from the... reeling from the death and then to just hear,

'no, he's awake.' oh, please don't let that little girl die... oh jeez... *laughter* no... no... ooh! grandaddy got strong! oh god no, no, no, no. oh that's a good way to lose a thumb! oh! or a fucking chunk of your face!

uh oh, uh oh, uh oh. oh! fucking jesus! this episode is just *snap* bang! right into the middle of the action see it came in useful, big brother! also- this must be before all that broke out 'cause nobody expected it. oh... this is bad... mama's gonna die too. did you get bit?

ah son of a bitch! christ man... okay, they are everywhere now. ahhhh... there we go! damn, looking older. 'why does that matter?' 'maybe we should go.' 'i've never seen so many.' why are they all blurry? they're there.

ah... that dude has no bottom jaw... ahh... gross! damn a lot of time has passed... how many years is it between when it broke and to present day in the game? we will. *hipster voice* some fucking weed dude! shit dude! 'want me to roll it?' i roll a- a fuckin sick blunt. joint!

i know my weed vernacular. i think the weed would help calm the shakes of the zombie apocalypse. not that i'd fucking know. i've never smoked weed in my life. but i'm gonna smoke it in game though. i'm gonna live vicariously! ohh... goes down smooth, man! *laughter* *laughter* oh, what happened to david? 'do you miss him?' oh... did he die or did he leave?

yeah, exactly *giggling* *stoned impression* i think you're doing ok! good for you! um... he's right there. shhh! sure... that's teenagers, man. yeah! we were all like that once. some of you are probably still like that *laughing* a lot of you are teenagers out there.

not saying that all teenages are the same. *laughter* i agree with that- that's a hard thing to go through. is that the weed talking? 'the kids can-' 'wanna pull over?' 'you know we can't.' oh! burn! ice fucking cold! that's the smell of dank! 'we hit a skunk.' *laughter* *giggles* yeah! what the fuck? you didn't think about that before?

they were still breathing while asleep, just 'cause they are awake now, doesn't change any of that. but yeah, teenage years very, very tough time. um... especially in the zombie apocalypse and especially for anybody who has to go through periods as well. very, very tough time. wait is this-? this isn't the place from the other episode is it? weren't we in a garage place like this? a- in season 2?

was it season 2? or was it season 1? i can't remember everything just kinda blends together. it looks a lot like the same place. that will come in handy. yeah... it sounds like a candy bar. great. gre- ah... he's got a fucking crowbar in its jaw. oh yes! let's eh- mess shit up!

*noises of disgust* fuck 'em up! *slightly disgusted laughter* i can't imagine zombies smell very good. they are decaying people after all. me too. except now you gave away your secret. four years! javi, you're a good dude. i like you!

ohhh.... this is nice. ah, the engine is so much better now! well it would be nice if i could use the mouse to like, look around. ah..um... yeah and there's probably a lot of stuff like i don't know if this is the same... junkyard it- it kinda reminds me- oh! there was a dlc episode, for the walking dead that i played.

i can't remember the name of it. there was season one, a dlc, then season two. and now season three, and there was michonne, that i didn't play. i did record the first episode of it, and i hated it. it- it was not a good game. at- at least i didn't think so, it didn't feel like a good walking dead game. so... and the episode i recorded didn't feel very good so i didn't upload it. i know a lot of people asked me to play it,

but i just didn't bother. um, so, like if there was a scene with somebody sticking a crowbar in a zombie's face in one of the other episodes, and this is like a call back to it, and i just don't remember it, please forgive me! because it's been years since i played the other episodes and i didn't exactly take a refresher before this one, so there's probably a lotta stuff like that gonna happen. some stuff in my inventory.

mari did you find something? like the junkyard in life is strange. why? aw. she's a very smart, mature, young girl. i'm gonna be nice. i'll be nice to everybody. that moon is really cool.

ok, let's actually start looking for shit. walking dead? let's poke the mattress! poke it. you don't need to look and stuff just poke it. *chuckles* i'm not, that was funny. uh... let's talk to kate. did you just - stay ahead of me?

did you just insult me? thank you! thank you, miss pessimism. that's what we need! not that i should judge too harshly. it is kinda the zombie apocalypse. um.... shit happens and i probably shouldn't be too.... probably shouldn't um, think about it the same way as regular life

uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! *sounds of disgust* yahh! yikes. i'm okay! keep on- a siphoning. not that there would be anything in this. anything? *high pitch* hey! there you go.

i like this guy. he's all about optimism. uh sure, but couldn't you siphon what ever's in it, as well? we're not staying. we just said that we'll stay ahead of the herd okay. hey gabe! can- am i allowed to call you gabe?

there's some stuff in this as well. that's a handy little device. i know. but it sounds like you got a 'glug glug' in there, sounds like you got a little piece. those tyres are like the size of the van. what up, gabe? that must be hard, man. again, being a teenager

um.. and like, having lost your dad or what seems like you lost your dad now you're staying with uncle all the time and somebody who is not your mom either, it''s tough. i like javi though. he's a good dude. and i also like these new button prompts.

not only do they look nice and simple and clean and fit the aesthetic of the rest of the game; when you press 'e', a little blood comes on them so you know that you definitely pressed it. it's very nice very nice update. and the lighting is very much improved, too. i like this game already. this is cool.

started off with a bang and now we're- now we're just sauntering around a li'l junk yard all together. for jet engines! no? ok. i'm feeling that something bad is gonna happen in here. maybe we'll find someone! this dude's smart. he's got a brain hole.

he's also very nice to the kids, and kate, and he's an optimist! what's the catch? he a zombie? let's climb! *chuckles* 'any luck?' 'jesus christ! 'don't do that!' *chuckles* *high pitched* you're not my real mom *laughs*

it was also nice making him or letting him help and he has a gun. again, if he feels like he has responsibility then he's less likely to turn on you. not that he's gonna kill us or anything, but. make people feel productive, make them feel welcome, make them feel like they matter.

and not in a fake way either, actually give them responsibility. see? build up people. make them feel useful, make them feel like their self-esteem is worth something. instead of just, being like 'hey, you do this because i tell you to.'

he's a teenager, not a toddler. i said look, not pull. this is bad news beared all over it luckily i got a crow bar from a zombie face! aw, okay. those are weird. *laughs* fuck. 'he said a bad word!' gabe, you keep an eye out now. aw yeah, that's the stuff right there

hell yeah! why don't we just take the ambulance? okay gabe, you do that. uh oh, uh oh. no shooty bang yet. ah, 'q'. *grunts* i didn't feel like you did it. it would probably be wise to uh, pull a weapon.

this, yeah- this is definitely reminiscent of the place i was in in the other episode. it was the dlc. yeah, let's look in first. i remember i was playing as a lady with her sister? i think in whatever episode

or in the dlc, whatever part it was, 'cause the dlc had like 4 parts or something. and i was a different character each time. man, this crowbar is handy ...or not. smash a window. there's just boards on the windows, we can get that.

we can definitely pry a window open. what's up, javi? you sexy man, you. *childish* secret entrance. gabe, i'm going in a hole. you watch ou- not look in the car, look at me! easy, easy. s'up, dude.

that's a lot of supplies. we whisper, quiet 'what?' easy does it. batteries, yes! for her headphones. she's gonna love me after this. also, what's

mariana's connection to everybody? 'cause i know gabe was dave's son um. so i'm his uncle and kate was connected to dave. is mariana his his daughter, as well? are they brother and sister?

because she did call him grandad as well, so, i don't know. unless it said that and i already forgot. s'up dude. 'this place is a dump', 'i think it's cosy' oh. god. doesn't feel safe. ah, they call them 'muertos'. ugh! i kinda want to stay the night because

i'm a fan of the cosiness two against one. three against one. i- i know that the zombies are gonna show up in the morning and shit's gonna go down, but... let's make a game out of it. now kate's mad at me, god damn it. aw, am i being too nice to the kids?

i wanna be- i wanna be a good surrogate father aw, my little heart. aw i'm gonna get so dicked over later for being a nice guy. maybe if you didn't fucking piss on every parade that we had. hey, i'm nice. candy bar! no, you give it to her. oh come on! don't be like that.

balls... oh shit nuggets. ah we, we- uagh, 'we only need a little'. aw shit. no? mainly 'cause i just said there's more of us. ahh- 'i'm alone.' *quietly* fuck.

shit. ok, just be honest, uh communication is key. uhh, niceness. kick 'em in the nuts! oh god they're not here. *quietly* clever. oh shit sack, what do i do? nice.

ah that was me, i was hungry. a real pretty smart mouth. ow.. uh oh. uh, a cat. 'touch that, you die', uh, fuck. *yells* oh god, i'm going to get somebody killed.

oh! oh, oh oh, don't- don't shoot! oh, pistol whipped. why'd you drop it? ow! ohh.. you pistol whip, you get pistol whipped.

that's how shit goes down. fuck, man. oh please don't tell me you've found everybody else. that's not cuffs, they're zip ties! oh, shit. are you gonna turn green and mean? you said it wasn't your call. *sarcastic* nice driving, fucko. um, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea, bad idea.

oh balls. why can't we all just be friends? don't shoot him. fuck. that's gonna bite me square in the middle of my anus in a minute. dude, i just let your guy go! mari? kate?

clem! it's clementine. yeah! yes, clem! jeez, you're a bad ass now god damn. seen some shit, man holy shit. i feel that.

i relate to that, a lot. we need our van! that's true, i kinda just told her where it was. people call me clem. aww. ah she's back! i love clementine. clem, please stay with us. i need you to stay with us. clem has seen some shit,

she's been through it all. it's why she's such a bad ass now. she's not taking any chances any more. and lee's hat. i miss lee, i wish lee was here. jesus, brutal.. 'huh, i've had some practice.' that's true.

don't we all in times like this? that's a lot of fucking zombies. god it must be terrifying, to be on your own in the apocalypse. 'k, ok. lee! aw, lee and kenny.. aww they're all dead. what happened to like jane and people? yes.

see? treat people with respect. show them that you trust them, not stupidly of course, those other guys, they didn't deserve our trust. those guys were assholes. they punched me in the face. i didn't like that. but yeah, didn't we leave clem with like jane and people at the end of season 2?

oh, balls. that's not my people. that's a lot of people going in there. at you! is this the colony place? ok. fucking do this. boom. and oh, what's that? headshot.

nice to meet you. meet my bullets. god damn it. jesus, clem. i got you, homie- oh god, oh jesus. you know, when you're fighting zombies, horse. i do like my teeth. they help me eat pizza. thanks, clemmers.

'cause i do know that one of the choices at the end of season 2, let you get to a colony. i'm wondering if this is the same one. it's cool to see clementine, like all grown up now. *giggles* damn, she's so badass. i like that she's still wearing the hat, too. aw, i don't want to...

i don't like other people. just gonna go look at some chess. heh. can i have this chess set? aw man, i wanna play phantom punch! aw that'd be awesome to play right now. imagine being in the apocalypse and seeing like such simple mundane things, like i- i take my computer and everything for granted right now

and internet and all that stuff. imagine if an apocalypse broke out and all that stuff just disappeared. you'd appreciate everything so much more. let's talk. do you? damn.. am i cooler than i thought i was? call his bluff.

you've two pairs. he sounded so confident. you a 2 pair, especially ace high. clem? 'she doesn't need one', she's a badass. oh jesus. jesus chri- dude! calm the f down! calm those tatas!

bitch ass! now stab him in the shoulder, pin him to the chair. yes please. 'i don't control her', she- she's her own. holy fucking shit. oh, fuck. i like you, clem. i love how i said 'honesty and communication is key' and now i'm all like 'clementine, no!'

aw that was fucked up. at least that we can agree on. thank you. appreciate it. i can't be a total push-over. hi! oh, are you female nathan drake? *chuckles* she cute.

let's see about that wound - he starts taking off his shirt. *laughs* *sarcastic* owie! 'takes one to know one,' 'you think i'm pretty?' oh.. ugh. flirting's not going well. uh, 'things got out of hand'. i agree. well she is helping now, i don't want to get her in trouble.

ah, stitches. oh, steristrips, it's okay. yeah. you're a good dude, tripp. you're helping me an awful lot for someone who just met me. uh. oh.... oh no...

i do trust tripp a lot because he seems like a good, honest to god dude. but... the.. the moment makes me wanna just pick eleanor to see what kind of shit goes down. for the sake of, just the series. ah, what do i do? agh...

go with eleanor, 'cause it might be funner. i blew the other guy's head off, haha. da da da! nighty night. what's that all about? that- i'm, i'm nervous. oh, ok. jane! and the baby!

aw.. *baby voice* goof ball! uh.. theodore. 'kenny.' 'lee'! aw it has to be! what else? damn.

jane's gonna cry. i wonder what happened. that is the world's quietest baby. oh no, i hear a rope... did she hang herself? she was pregnant. aw, jane... jesus, aw. well,

that answers what happened to jane, but what happened to the baby? this episode isn't pulling any punches. and this is only part 1! she looks like nathan drake. 'he's a decent guy'. 'i'm back!' 'remember me?' maybe the guy made it back

and he'll vouch for me that i didn't shoot him. or the herd got in and shit went down. *quietly* aw, fuck. fuck you, dude. that's how you do it. no slicing up the face or anything with crowbars. right in the noggin. shh! you're way too cavalier.

there they are! oh, damn. *high pitched* i'm back! it's time to go all terminator on their ass. fuck yeah! stabby stabby. fuck them up. i got you, eleanor. nice!

hello! yeah, of course. kiss her. sounds familiar. she does seem very, like, 'hey! how's it going?' 'i'm eleanor.' i'm way too happy. that's my buddy clem.

i like safe, safe is good. shot a dude, i was in prison... are we gonna be- are we gonna be welcome back? oh, i was just going to say that i have a bad feeling... oh no! aw the way it was framed i knew something bad was gonna happen.

eleanor, now would be a fucking great time to use that. no! *loudly* fuck sake! don't get shot, don't get shot, don't get shot. *yelling* fuck! cover me. are th- click on her to shoot her? oh, mari...

you don't sound fine. i'm not staying. i left my family once, not again. clem, you better not get hurt. aw... what about clem? that was intense. aw! no, fuck.

60% of people decided to leave. 'did you shoot the driver or let him go'? 'you and 40- so 52% of people shot him. granted, this is like an early um, preview copy provided by telltale like um a review copy so i can play it and get the episodes up right when

the launch happens. not sponsored or anything they're just good about that. they give out ah, keys early to people so the episodes can go up right as the game launches. so this isn't the general public's choice yet. i'll have to refresh these and come back to it like when the game is actually out.

and this is only part 1, so i don't know how many people have actually taken this choice yet. 'you and 90.8% of players got locked up. so only 9.2 % of people- i don't know, is that because we lied for clem? that's a good statistic. ok, we went with eleanor, a lot of people went with eleanor. and 85% of people left, yeah.

'cause why would you leave your family first- well, not by your own choice, come back and then leave them again? you'd want to stay. with them, i mean. i knew it, it was literally on the tip of my tongue to say 'i have a bad feeling about this'. right before mari got shot. i knew something bad was gonna happen,

i thought a zombie was gonna bite her on the ground though. aw, just the way it was framed, the pacing of everything and the sound and i knew something bad was going to happen. so can we- ok, updating, talking to the server. hello server, how are you? can we continue please? start episode 2.

the way they said it, they said episode 1 was coming out and they said that episode 1 was too big to put into one episode so that the premier would be part 1 and part 2 of episode 1. at least that's how they made it sound, not that episode 2 was part 2 of that. so i can actually play episode 2 right now if i want to. awesome! well look forward to that then in a couple of days.

because before it was like you play episode 1 and then you'd have to wait a couple of months, and then episode 2 would come out. but now it's out right as episode 1 is out, so. that's awesome. okay cool, we can pick that up straight away then, then episode 3 will be out in a couple of months. i imagine. god. good first episode.

good episode. there was a lot of meandering here and there, like there always is kinda with these types of games. 'cause you need to keep stuff going, they need something to go from a to b to c to b to a. whatever. they need to keep stuff going back and forth all the time so meeting up with those bandits at the start, kinda came full circle in the end.

but again, it felt like meandering just to get us to the next plot point. but overall, very well done. the engine is a lot nicer now, the graphics are a lot nicer, the lighting is a lot nicer and the character models are a lot more convincing in their emotions now. before, they were very cardboard. it still sold the emotion anyway with the voice acting, but now it's kinda more complete package, which i really like. sad that mari has died

but i'm glad that clem is back in the game. i'm looking forward to seeing where this goes. clem shooting somebody and i don't know what this is, uh, at the end. and i don't know who you are. anyway! thank you guys, so much for watching this, if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss! and, high-fives all-round! *wapish* *wapish*

thank you guys, and i will see all you dudes, [high voice] in the next video! [outro music plays] not letting anybody else die. that's it, nobody else is dying in this playthrough.

Kamis, 22 Juni 2017

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walking dead tv

>> steven, my man, how are you doing? >> how are you? >> steven r. from "the walking dead'." one of the bad guys on the show. >> 14 million people watched the finale. >> and we talk about that

because people are outraged about the way the series ended the season. >> who got killed off? >> who do i think got killed off? i absolutely have zero idea. >> they build up to a character's death, been building

for it all season. they finally get to revealing who's going to get killed. and it literally goes to black. >> literally, i don't know. we're wrapped. harvey: smart programming. a character died. now you want to know who?

come back at the beginning of next season. >> or go read the comic book. >> who died in the comic book. >> glenn, it was glenn. >> is there an asian guy? harvey: is there a black guy left? >> yes!

harvey: did the black guy die? that's victory, right? >> or do it this way. [laughter] >> you look like you're hailing a taxi and changed your mind. >> thank you.

Rabu, 21 Juni 2017

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walking dead tv show

you can turn these captions off by clicking the cc button below the video. you think you're black? i'm black, yeah. brother, you got skin like an english kid. well i don't like coffee... but you'd eat a bagel. hey you know what animals i like? sharks...

... and skunks! that's great. listen, pretty redneck i'm taking your banjo! come on, don't! that's not cool he needs his banjo for the talent show man, that's no fair! all i have is a guitar!

and you get a banjo? you ready? or... do you need something else before you start? my lips are so sore already... i know. i don't wanna mess up your dumb potato basket a woman thug stole my banjo you have a new one? i got cheetah candy

but it's pretty gross and i gotta poo again nuh uh, you just went! oh yeahhhh! oh, kitty! oh, you're bleeding! on me! oh yeahhh! a friend of mine got a foot

and it's juicy what the hell are you talking about? you know, fish can hear you thinking just before you sneeze.... chavi choff chop what's "chavi choff chop"!? j-j-j-j-j-j-j-juh! ahhh gosh! hey!

you're hurting my neck! *cough! *cough! see, i coughed! *cough! christine! hey! i just heard that! oh, excuse me! i broke wind. did you have bologna and the fishsticks?

that's just great. i know what it takes to make you hot i need a man that can decorate and mix my brew well i'll wash the dog, but you're washing the laundry! naw, naw, i'm not gonna be your sexy beef friend oh yeah? well just say "ahhhhh" knock knock. who's there?

why don't you zip it... cheesy bird mess. what'd you just say? i have a cheesy bird mess? dreet! uh oh what happened? he said "dreet" and i'm about to freak out! i just can't whoop him.

yeah i farted on you when you put banana peppers in the wheaties. but ah -- now, jim... or are you mark? hey, do you remember that costume party? you went as a penguin and i went as a pink shark did you notice the teeth?

because everybody else told me i was neat! a tiny clown, he got wet i was talking to a psychic and i can't sleep in the ozone there's too many different peanuts looking sad uh, i would like to go now... candy canes will wreck y'all's bowels you got a problem! i want a brown girl!

hey, psst! i'm standing right here! she's so white and not exotic! kevin, go away! i want another one! geez, he's a spaz! i just peed eww gross! guess what? i just ate a hotdog!

yeah! hey papi ah! you just like me for my weed yeah, i will admit it. let's get to it. we're on broadway i once knew a kid his tongue fell off in his sleep.

la-bibbida-bibba-dum la-bibbida-bibba-do this is a violet. no it isn't yeah, well it could be a flower the other night, there was this movie that was all about gardens called "bloody shrimp" you got a problem. uh, yeah, i just found out that we missed halloween

yeah. i always wanted a wookiee then i found out they weren't real thanks for nothing, george lucas! ok this is getting old! no more! come on, stop it! you're like a dope fiend!

cluck! went the chicken. and that's how they do it on broadwayyyyy

Selasa, 20 Juni 2017

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walking dead tv series

what is a plot hole? it's a gap or an inconsistency in a storylinethat goes against the flow of logic established by the story's plot. these can include illogical or impossibleevents, and statements or events that contradict earlier events in the storyline. frankly, television is teaming with them - eventhe most popular shows on the small screen - and, in this video, we're going to run youthrough just a few of them. if you want to see more interesting videoslike this, subscribe to our channel and keep coming back!

here are ten plot holes in the biggest tvshows that went unnoticed. sheldon's financial situation - the big bangtheory in the big bang theory's season one episodethe dumpling paradox, sheldon cooper makes a reference to his financial status by sayingto leonard "frankly, if i could afford the rent, i'd ask you to leave," which explicitlymeans he can't pay the rent on his apartment by himself. however, in season three's the execlsior acquisition,it's shown that he's so well-off that he doesn't even cash his pay cheques, he just leavesthem in a drawer in his desk. moreover, in season two's the financial permeability,he lends penny a large amount of money from

a huge stash he just happens to have lyingaround, so he's obviously independently wealthy. which one is it, big bang writers? is sheldon hard-up or rich?! olaf's hammer - buffy the vampire slayerthe character of olaf the troll was introduced in the buffy the vampire slayer fifth seasonepisode triangle. in that episode, it was established that hewas a former lover of anya's, whom she had punished for his unfaithfulness by turninghim into a troll. later that season, when buffy went to fightglory, she used olaf's hammer to do so - with the reason being that, to fight a god, youshould use a god's weapon.

at no point previously had olaf been referredto as a god - and, given that his troll form was actually a curse, it makes no sense whatsoeverto have described him as one. the friends' ages - friendsthere were so many inconsistencies with the main characters' ages in classic sitcom friends- and it's an issue that has now come to irk fans of the show. for example, when ross first told joey whenhis birthday was, he said it’s in december, but a few seasons later he claims it’s october18th. he was also 29-years-old for three seasonsof the show, despite going through several christmas and other holiday episodes.

he wasn't the only one with age problems,however. in the episode the one where they all turn30, the cast celebrate rachel’s birthday, and she's the last one to hit the milestone- yet joey is actually established as the youngest. for instance, in the early episode the onewith the birth, he said he was 25, while rachel and monica were both already 26. quagmire's age - family guyby its very nature, seth macfarlane's brilliant family guy is inconsistent and silly, so alot of it doesn't make sense - but there's one particular issue that can only be describedas a plot hole; glenn quagmire's age.

according to his driver's license in the epsiodefox-y lady, quagmire is 61-years-old and puts his youthful appearance down to eating carrots. however, he recounts a "youthful" sexual encounterwith tracey bellings in 1986 in a fistful of meg, and he was at a school dance in 1984in meet the quagmires. quagmire being so young in those years wouldmean he couldn't possibly be 61 - especially given that he was at the school dance withpeter and lois, who are both in their 40s. the house homer grew up in - the simpsonslike family guy, you'd be foolish to go overboard with your criticism of plot holes in the simpsons,as it's just a fun animation for all the family. however, there are some that can't be ignored.

in the episode e-i-e-i-(annoyed grunt), homerand his family flee to the farmhouse where he grew up. however, homer and grandpa had accidentallyburned the house down in the earlier episode grandpa vs. sexual inadequacy. inexplicably, the house is still standingwhen the family arrive. moreover, when homer can't grow any food there,a neighbouring farmer tells him that's why grandpa simpson abandoned the place, but ingrandpa vs. sexual inadequacy, abe said he left because the cows started giving sourmilk. david's fireworks party - coronation streetwe now come to great britain's most popular

soap opera - coronation street - which hasbeen running on itv for no less than 56 years. even with that amount of production experience,the writers still get things wrong. take david platt's 2016 character arc, forexample. when david tried to commit suicide, he accidentallyset his neighbour anna windass on fire - and she ended up in hospital with serious burns. david was distraught and disappeared for afew weeks but, when he returned to the screen, guess what he did first? he planned a huge fireworks party for hiskids! that's such an out-of-character act that ithas to be described as a plot hole - and poor

writing and forgetfulness on the part of thewriters. the doctor's regenerations - doctor whoit is a long-established fact in the doctor who canon - or the whoniverse, as it's known- that the titular doctor can only use his regeneration ability thirteen times. this has now proven to be problematic, however. although there have only been twelve officialdoctors - meaning he's only used eleven of his regenerations on himself - the doctorhas also used his regenerations to heal his friends over the years. frankly, therefore, he should have run outof them long ago.

yet he's still going - and there's no signof the show slowing down, so we'll undoubtedly get a thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenthdoctor, and so on. why did nobody notice they were missing? - mighty morphin power rangersin 1993, the world was introduced to the mighty morphin power rangers - a group of teenagersrecruited by the wizard zordon and his robot assistant alpha 5 to protect the earth - andthere was a recurring plot hole that basically happened in every single episode. more often than not, the power rangers werecontacted at school to report for duty, and they would teleport to zordon at his commandcenter.

at no point, however, did their school's facultynotice that their star pupils were missing classes. it was never questioned or even addressed,even though it happened all the time. warp 10 irregularities - star trekstar trek has been around in various forms since 1966, but there's one thing that thewriters of the tv shows can't seem to agree on, which has resulted in a plot hole - andthat's the idea of travelling at the speed of warp 10. in the original 1966 series and star trekthe next generation, the enterprise reached warp 10 on several occasions - and all thatresulted in was the ship travelling faster

than normal. however, in the voyager episode threshold,tom paris achieves warp 10 and is described as being the first human ever to have doneso. moreover, the ship doesn't just go faster- paris is also described as existing at every point in the universe at that speed (somethingthat wasn't declared previously). michonne's walkers - the walking deadwhen viewers were first introduced to the now established character of michonne - playedby danai gurira - in amc's brilliant the walking dead, the character was accompanied by twoshackled walkers, who have been revealed to be her reanimated boyfriend and his best friend.

she used them for camouflage and was ableto walk amongst other walkers because of their presence next to her. but why? it is established that walkers can smell livinghumans and there's no viable explanation as to why michonne would be able to avoid detectionjust because she had two of them next to her. thanks for watching our video about ten plotholes in the biggest tv shows that went unnoticed. did you enjoy this video? can you think of any other gaping holes inthe plots of major tv shows? have your say in the comments section belowand be sure to subscribe to our channel for

more great videos like this one.

Senin, 19 Juni 2017

Jumat, 16 Juni 2017

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walking dead the walking dead

hey how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie! today is a very special day i have in front of me, walking dead, season 3 now walking dead, is a very dear game series to my heart i loved season 1, i loved season 2 and here we are with season 3. finally. i'm really excited to see what's gonnahappen oh, get the walking dead michonne

i think no thank you that was garbage and if season 3 is like that i'm gonna be well fucking pissed now, the reason why-we all love the walking dead is because of clementine, okay greatest character of all-all time maybe a little bit of a- *inaudible*- exaggeration but we are invested in this character okay and kenny, alright. i care about kenny erm...

cause- how many hours have we spent on this you know? i'm, i'm invested i think you are as well if you're watching this and if you're not check out season 1, right fucking now now sh- we-i know this okay. so we get to choose how we eh... let the story off right cause choices matter

no they fucking don't start a new story ah shit i already fucked up eh... fuck okay, wait what? so episode one and two are already out what?! oh, they never done that before that's a strange move from telltale let's give it a go i guess

so we're gonna continue our story recreate your story? oh we get to-ahhhh so cute ahhh, so we we, we shot him after lee's death, clem found more survivors people who helped her, such as kenny clementine remembered the joy she felt with kenny it depended on, family

thanks to her companions, clem's journey ultimately led her to we led- we led us to wellington that's the ending i really liked i think we should enter wellington, i think that's more interesting clem learned the hard way that survival depending on let's just start, i am very confused this seems like a lot of difference, changes huh? okay interesting, there- it's barely visible, can't see it ooo i'm nervous, i'm very nervous

okay, let me tell you. you know, in season 2 i didn't have my say of fight either and you had to replay the entire of season 1 which let me tell you is the most boring thing you could possibly do cause there was no fast forward you have to be careful alright already we fucked up every time, every fucking time

okay? every fucking time i swear to god show the fucking subtitles this looks cool this is before shit happen i suppose the good old- this is what americans dream sitting on your front yard, front porch drinking oh it's as it's happening ooo will he turn perhaps?

why do i care? i don't know who this two are clearly running over there oh my god it's potato boy with our fists where's clementine? yeah get inside potato boy potato bitch potential boyfriend material for clementine oh my god

sometimes you just gotta fight it out and not be a little bitch afterwards ya know? see they just- see they got it out of there girls are just passive aggressive instead what?! now kiss sorry i don't know, i don't know, i genuinely don't know they said silence is a valid option

are they suppose to be spanish? cause they really don't look- is it just me? i fell on a ice skating rink no so we played baseball. i'm sure we're gonna get a baseball bat later as a weapon something's happening in the background out of all this it seems like the outbreak almost oh geez

someone hit me! got that right telltale presents that's a bit weird time to put in the title i never understand when they do that i like this, cause then we get to experience the outbreak which i think is a very exciting part to- to be experiencing eh- an apocalypse grandpa is dead

bitch ohhhhhhhh that's creepy that's- nice, nice. i liked that probably should not be, okay jesus skybound know that this is their baby they know they can't fuck this one up and it's going well so far, i enjoy it oh, my god whoa, grandpa got muscle

he's just confused, yeah cause he's fucking dead don't let her bite her okay well hey hey yeah potato boy where is she? no one cared the grandpa came back alive? you might want to walk seems like they're trying to do like last of us you know, when they started up oh he got a scratch too huh

oh shit boy you dead it's like he knows it's just herpes okay, calm down it's very nice i get stressed out okay hey look it's jacksepticeye i take every chance that i can get

who the fuck are these people? maybe we should go, i've never seen so many i miss the soundtrack is that a ghost one? what the fuck is that? what the fuck is that one?! did you see that? see, i can point with this now listen... before you judge me, can i be a hipster okay? jesus christ

where's clementine? car crash in 3, 2,1 eh, triggered. there's a hula girl did you see it? should we be smoking now? yeah seems like a bad idea they're asleep! shut up! so... her husband is dead? and he was stubborn!

look at that hula girl! you're gonna be a *inaudible* you're not my fucking mother! what the fuck is that quote? what the fuck wait, what, what happened to walking dead? we're talking about boners and periods right now what the fuck is this? where. is. clementine?

it's been 18 minutes and i have yet to see clemy clue alright? wanna pull over? don't worry baby i just need 15 seconds ah shit 10! fucking hell i'll take 5! we're smoking weed, go back to sleep, we hit a skunk huh mariana i want to know how many days after the outbreak is hey i got an achievement. wow ah

that feels great, thank you gabe is anyone else- do you actually care about achievements? like i could not give a big shit aw nice what about a walking dead game without a little bit of walking is it? someone needs to do better quality control over these, like just play through it slowly and be like oh, something happened there like, i do it with my videos all the time just to make sure like it's so easy when you make cuts and stuff i'm not saying it's the same thing but still

it kind of takes away the immersion a little bit when you see a weird movement, with their bodies that isn''t suppose to be there alright well, maybe i'll get to use this eh oh, it switched to my keyboard, great erm... why did he do that? is that a joke? we do bottle flips oh no, it's jackseptic-

ohhh shit alright, b i pressed this jesus gabe dude you look nasty and here he comes for the strike oh i see, this is the guy, in front of the beginning i'm so stupid did that click for you right away?

aw man i feel stupid of course it's him i- oh that's the daughter! oh my god terrible idea to wear headphones in a zombie apocalypse did- tell me honestly, did that click for you before it did for me? i'm sorry if i'm stupid okay, i didn't think about it. so we're the guy from the beginning potential clementine boyfriend material which is why i'm excited this is cool, i get to walk with my flashlight

hey there so we got mariana and my name is, something else. i don't remember and we're looking for barrelss look at the barrels okay, he's walking over this is pretty cool i can dig it how do you know the difference just by looking at it? was that a pantie flying around? did you see that?

hold rt to walk faster maybe you can siphon gas from this car? empty i don't care about that, what you think about it si- si, how do i- okay so siphon we, we hit it, and then we okay well let's hop on- hey i got a crazy idea how 'bout we si-siphon that's a weird looking siphon

si, si, shut up bing, badaboom badabing, why am i doing this? i don't know all i care about is clementine this is game not real okay how 'bout we climb up this ladder? that seems like a good diea so one eh one part of scare pewdiepie season 2

spoilers it's going to be walking dead i'm very excited it's probably one of my favorite episodes yeah let's stick together that seems like the right thing to do gabe i did something. literally me something that probably would have seen anyway maybe he can find some medicine in there

they changed the control systems like that it's a bit weird yeah is that all they contribute? fucking smiling get the fuck out of my way, my sight i don't need that shit in a fucking zombie apocalypse i mean, it's kind of a tiny alright, what? so why don't we, enjoy ourselves a little bit?

okay well let's uh check here you can break the window, you have a crowbar nope apparently not how about that oh no oh, oh his fault. oh god i hate bald people no offence bald people, i don't hate you, but i hate bald people why?

that's right bald people get some hair looks like we shouldn't go there gabe give him, give him your beanie fast uh oh i don't like this what the fuck was that sound? i suppose we should go in here? gabe what are you doing? you can back out or we can look in

be careful now ooooooo okay why? why do people want to get into the hatch? 'kay then let's back out move this oooo secret entrance hey gabe why don't you help? instead looking inside of cars here we go

why does gabe have a gun and not me? fuck i'll be terrified. i'll look behind right away i wouldn't be yelling either. sorry i'm just thinking if this is me okay no dead ones at least that's right i understand some other languages i understand russian avocado, wow you start looting that

hey batteries, aw that's cool dip sauce! look at that shadow there on the green left shadow from the pudding walking dead do you want me to play tests? your games i- i'm happy to do so that's actually good

don't care, don't care i think we should keep moving. actually if there's- sh-shut shut the fuck up, i'm trying to think here that's a terrible idea and you're a kid so shut the fuck up if there's a herd coming after us, i want to keep moving okay. i don't care if it's uncomfortable plus i want the sex tonight if you know what i mean pound it. i am so sorry what is-

hey, i got batteries i wouldn't normally give it to her, but since we have to be kind of a dick you know we- i figured i could give it to her you know i have nice qualities too, believe or not. thank you very much you're welcome oh jesus what the fuck? damn it

aww well i'm already grabbing it and later i plan to grab some ass on top not just gas you got it i don't know it was yours okay, everyone calm down what's wrong with his face? time to kill some people

sorry lonnie but you're gonna be bonnie, i mean buying, buying goodbyenie shit, what do we do? what do we do? i don't know ooo oh we gonna fuck around we gonna fuck around real good you can take off that stupid hat what are you fake hipster?

sorry, okay yeah that's right, slide that shit hey no that's ghost please i just said we ow oh no that was a raccoon it's my pet raccoon steve please don't hurt steve

i don't want to kill lonnie lonnie is my favorite character so far and he's so awesome hiiii okay he did it anyway see i didn't do that i'm sorry lonnie i love you but you gotta go aw lonnie no alright mr hipster boy

oh god he's- aw shit he's gotta shout it hey i didn't kill lonnie lonnie killed himself ow... fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck shit fuck got that back shit in here we are, sleeping in the van

no we're not, we got hit by the head by other people aw they got one of those zip ties thanks whoa shit oh fuck shit oh my god damn that was loud, that was very fucking loud hey look at that it's a gun well i better- aw it's a shame if i-

oh no i have the gun now oh that's too bad why did they retrieve ball? what are they fucking on? hey asshole oh fuck me dude i'm a good shot, how 'bout that? aw oops why did i shoot him? now i feel terrible well at least it wasn't lonnie

ohhhh, i recognize that boice i know that voice ooooooooooo clemen chlo oh my god she's so pretty oh my god cl- she's a badass she got a fucking spazz no she's not a kid, she's a fucking bitch oh my god, okay, alright

we're gonna end that episode there cause oh boy, that was exciting erm... okay now, i realize i could make this episode up to a little longer but i want to keep it like a daily series cause i think that's a really fun way to watch well let me know if you want uh, want to see more or less or whatever uh i do value your opinion cause we're doing this together and

yeah, i'll see you tomorrow with a new episode, this is so exciting clemy's back! yes! clemy's back! thank you for watching. i'll see you tomorrow as always, stay awesome bros!

Kamis, 15 Juni 2017

walking dead site

walking dead site

the walking dead is the story of a guy who doesn't have much luck in life. basically. not at all actually . first, he gets shot when he awakens from his coma, almost all of the population turned into zombies from there, we say that level luck in life one has done better, much better. it's useless that guy plays the lottery or he buys a ''morpion'' keep your money. and as a bonus the guy is sheriff in georgia it means that he is has to wear this hat all year! ridiculous!

all year ! that thing on the head! more , this guy doesn't stop i'd rather be eaten by a zombie. "your hat and you are officially sheriff" it! on my head ? "that's it" oh no no no! not at all ! impossible ! even for a costume party.

i find it corny. i don't care, call a zombie. turn me into chipolata, i don't give a sh*t. me alive, never! undead, maybe. that, i don't know. and when the species is being transformed into living dead and you're the most wanted food from the mainland. what are you doing ? vital reflex. it's normal.

you're going to take refuge in a place where there is absolutely no one. a totally deserted place. for example, on google+! but no ! the hero what he doing? he goes in a city! where the concentration of zombies is the most important! it's like a chicken would take refuge in a kfc. life expectancy: 14 seconds. 14 seconds: chicken hop! nuggets! it's over. and the worst to worst.

what is his means of transportation to go in this town? a horse. how stupid! how you doing to close the doors when a band of zombies attacking you? you can't ! why ? because a horse has no doors and this is normal! because it's a horse! anyway. the walking dead is a good zombies tv show. that's it.. it isn't half done.

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Rabu, 14 Juni 2017

walking dead show

walking dead show

the walking dead tv show has stayed prettytrue to the comics...except for all the times it hasn't. true to form, the season six finalemirrored the unforgettable issue 100 of the comic book, featuring the long-awaited appearanceof the villainous negan. after his introduction in the comics, negan chooses glenn as hisvictim from rick's group...and beats him to death with his bat, lucille. but on the show,the victim's identity is a secret that won't be revealed until the season seven premierein october 2016. so just who, exactly, was "at bat"? would they kill off maggie? while readers have known about glenn's deathfor a while, the show often swerves to keep

fans guessing. so while it's almost unthinkable,we're thinking it: what if negan chooses glenn's wife, maggie, instead? in the comics, neganskips maggie and sophia. meanwhile, negan said that he wants rick's strong crew to workfor him. he may have chosen maggie to die just because of how visibly sick she lookedcompared to the rest of the group. what about abraham? maybe abraham ford will be the one to meetlucille. abraham has been through a lot since he first appeared. in the comics, dwight killsabraham with a crossbow. on the show, however, denise earned that fate, so abraham may beliving on borrowed time. if daryl dies, we riot

actor norman reedus has another amc show onthe docket, ride with norman reedus, that may serve as a transitional series for hardcorefans of both reedus and his character, daryl dixon, if and when he's killed off. neganhas plenty of motivation to kill daryl, considering he scorched a group of saviors with a bazooka.and nothing establishes the threat a new bad guy like killing off a popular character.but would they dare axe the guy so popular that there are actually shirts for sale saying,"if daryl dies, we riot"? but, really, it's probably glenn if the walking dead comic did it, there'sa good chance it'll happen on the show. the glenn-dying theory gets some support for afew reasons. it'd be heartbreaking: glenn

just killed his first living humans this season,which had a profound effect on him. he also has a baby on the way. based on how many timeschildren end up with single parents on this show, we wouldn't be surprised if glenn'sgone. steven yeun might be leaving the show steven yeun has some projects lined up whenthe walking dead would otherwise be filming, and the hollywood reporter says his currentcontract with the series ends with season six. yeun's new projects seem to corroboratehis character's eventual death. previous times at the bat think back to terminus:

he just happened to be the first memberof rick's group in line to be killed with a louisville slugger. it was an intentionalnod to this storyline. the show certainly spelled it out for us over the past few seasons,but we've still got our fingers crossed for someone else. a dark foreshadowing the show hinted at glenn's fate when he lookedup while raiding the saviors' satellite base and saw some of lucille and negan's priorvictims in a collection of polaroid photos on the wall. considering how much negan adoreshis weapon of choice, we wouldn't be surprised if he took these photos himself or if oneof his lackeys did in adoration of the saviors'

leader. sorry glenn, we'll miss you since his first appearance in the series premiere,glenn has been the heart of the walking dead. we cringed at every moment he looked deathin the eye, especially during that alleyway scene where we thought he died alongside nicholas.but things certainly aren't looking so good for him, and there's enough evidence in frontof us that he just isn't going to make it into season seven of the walking dead. solong, buddy. thanks for watching! subscribe to our youtubechannel to see more videos like the one you just saw. and leave us a comment to tell uswho you think is taking a walking dead dirt

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Selasa, 13 Juni 2017

walking dead series

walking dead series

hey youtubers, it's charlie. this is going to be my walking dead episodefour video. if you haven't seen it. just careful for spoilers, so here we go littlepig little pig let me know who judith's real father is. i cannot believe that they did that that blewmy mind that's usually something that creators keep really close to the vest and reveal atconventions long after the shows gone off the air like 10 years later someone's like,so tell us finally who is judith's father but they kind of turned it into this metaphorfor them accepting the negan situation is

a top 10 wtf and easter eggs. it was a 90 minute episode so i think thebiggest surprise number 10 is that they did not slaughter someone during the episode likeyou kinda thought for little while the negan was can open up on olivia and when spencergot back they kind of teased you that rick might kill him just to show you that he'snot a total coward. now, even though he is definitely a littlegun shy like he gives omissions got so number nine. giving them a shows gun at the end you couldsee like her heartbreaks just a little bit having to see rick like this.

and she is pissed as hell. but they kind of tried to get that acrossthrough the episode so you know number eight, most of the survivors or pissed and stillready to double down just letting you know that things are shit right now but it is notthe end number seven was negan's entrance little pig little pig let me and that wasa moment it was taken right out of the comics as was the moment you know number six withcarl kind of setting up where his arc is there speeding through a really facile i don't knowhow much of carl story from the comics there in a do. but they kind of already given a lot of thatto daryl's character so it makes me think

that they're not going to do a whole lot ofcarl negan step from the comics he basically stands at them you get out of here beforeyou find out how dangerous we are you can see just how young carl is in the comics. when this is all happening compared to howold he is on the tv show he's way older on the tv show just because the actors agingso much faster but number five meet laura she's another character from the comics andshe's on the kind of shouts out he has a couple lines later in the episode when they're grabbingall the guns she's actually from much later in the comics compared to where they are rightnow but she is important for dwight's character so i'm guessing that they're just speedingup a lot of the white comic book story stuff

but number forward to me in the dig brigadethat was such a great moment when they grab the rpg the one that daryl used to kill them. those guys are bunch ass holes in nature. so heartbroken when number three dwight takeshis bike you can get this all back all you gotta do is say, the thing that was also partof negan's deal when he was like maybe daryl can come back if he says the right thing. he was talking about getting daryl to saythe i'm negan thing which you know daryl flat out refuses to say so is not getting the bikeback not coming back to the save zone anytime soon that the look on his face is just pricelessthe just so heartbreaking because in one moment

you see like the sadness in their eyes butlike also rick to like it would zoom in on rick's face while he was holding lucille there. you also kind of think that he might makea move in they found the bike that the place they found it is actually where denise waskilled. that's why rosita shouts her out when shewas looking for the gun in were eugene bit dwight in the nuts. they're basically rifling through like alltheir keepsakes so a lot of them like enid's balloons had special significance he thatmuch sadder in the balloons were actually from a glenn episode that was how they signaledthe save zone and distract the walkers get

away. so the reason she fought so hard to keep theballoons was just to remember glenn, but the whole point of the episode was just to showyou how negan walked in and use the save zone like a target and regular number two has thatbig speech where he says negan's in charge. so there's a whole lot of stuff happeninghere like rick is rolling over a really heartbreaking way they use those moments of tension betweenthe characters. this doesn't have to be our life like rositaat the end of the episode when she asked eugene to make her a bullet to show you that is notthe end of a number one craziest moment was actually a tie between negan's taught at theend of the episode which is also right out

of the comics totally not safe for work ijust live my business down your throat and you think me for it. that like literally right out of the comicbook and then the other shane speech where rick remember shane and acknowledges judithas his daughter was just completely blew my mind. it'd been a joke in the fandom for a longtime to say hi yeah baby judith. probably shane's daughter, but since theysaid it in an episode it's almost cannon like the way rick says that he just believes thatthat doesn't necessarily mean that it's totally true be can choose to take it how you willsee you can let me know.

do you believe rick when he says that judithis shane's daughter. and even is crazy as that was in the wholeepisode it was still fun to remember shane every once in a while whenever they get theopportunity but just to reference the smoking tiger in the room. rick says they don't have enough manpowerthey reference hilltop. you know, even with them. we don't have enough they don't know aboutthe kingdom in ezekiel yet select next week will go to hilltop jesus actually knows alot more about what's going on with all the different factions so hopefully he'll havesome of the rallying cry for the survivors

that want to stand up to negan i think that'sprobably what they'll build up to for the midseason finale is that they'll be like anotherbig conflict with the saviors. so if you haven't read the comics there islike a big conflict called all out war but it's like leave further ahead in the comicslike it's not anywhere near what's happening right now. do you think that that's what they're goingto be doing this season like will just blow through a whole bunch of comic book plot andget there faster because there's a whole bunch more comic book stuff that they can do onthe tv show but it just depends on how fast they moved so if they actually do end up doingstuff like that you know when it happens in

episodes i'll try to pointed out like whenit happened in the comics you don't actually have to read the comics understand what'sgoing on. they did a pretty good job of leading youthrough the episode, especially with the way they tried to tip you off with rosita withthe bullets so it's like okay yeah there very clearly can stand up to negan eventually butnot right away and speaking of hilltop for those you wondering about the maggie theyknow she's not dead that they were originally taking her to the doctor at hilltop becauseof the baby when they ran into negan before episode one happened. so when they left her she just continued ontheir so will probably pick back up with her

when we see hilltop and next week's episode,but the reason why they told negan she was dead is just to throw him off her sent memberhe was like a lighthouse to get about making a play for even though i just killed her husbandbut he was definitely rubbing rick's nose in it all episode so it is gonna make thepayoff the ultimate payoff. however long it takes to get there that muchmore satisfying. so next week jesus is back be sure to subscribeto get that video i will do a trailer video tomorrow and there is a new walking dead giveawaythat's going on right now all you have to do to enter is be a subscriber and leave acomment on this video and just a heads up. it doesn't look like they're going to be anybreaks in the episodes before the midseason

finale that's episode eight which is currentlyscheduled for december 11. so if there is a change the schedule and theygo on break or something like that all totally do a video about it but that does sound aboutright that they would have their midseason finale sometime earlier in december but itis gonna be any issues with that. so walking dead trailer posting tomorrow whatyou guys wait for that to post you can click here for that dave chapelle walking dead skitand you can click here for my ghost in the shell trailer video thank you so much watchingeverybody high five and i'll see you guys tonight!

Senin, 12 Juni 2017

walking dead series 1

walking dead series 1

hey! how's going bros? my name is pewdiepie! welcome back to episode 2, part 2. final. it's really confusing season 3. you're like : "what is happening.." all you need to know : it's intense. are they following us ?

just the other car. looks like we're okay. we don't know where clementine is... and i don't like that. not. one. bit. it'd be fun if we see some old characters. it's been a while. we've seen clementine, but... they just love to introduce new characters. hey, i helped her win at poker. oh there's clementine.

uh oh. oh.. oh it's time for our little boy to be a man huh? time to get that beanie up! awh... what about.. merr... well that was easy. how quick was that guy to give up on his whole town?

like, he didn't even bring anything but his overall. oh, that's cute uh, excuse me. uhh.. he- he's not ready. he is not ready for clementine. lemme tell you that. clementine.. badass.

gabriel.. fucking pussy, alright? *burp* i'm sorry that was really gross, i just realized i burped, *laughs* oh she- see i forgot they brought her we got water hopefully it's not urine. it looks kinda sketchy. you're thirsty, you're hot? you got sepsis. whatever

i don't want her to die.. it's a raccoon awkward.. owwwww clementine clemy cluu i love her so much on the road again last chapter coming up

last one had four if i remember correctly sooooo, its about to go down in viking town "hey it's me odin" yeah that's the point its a trap. its a trap!! nothing for clementine! ♪ clementine ♪

she needs her own themes! hah hou that was fucking badass clementine is the fucking shit i love clementine so much. shes my favorite character after lee of course. push so we can't push, huh?

allright or can we? try putting it off gear.. sorry dont roll your eyes to me young man oh my god its says dab! ow dammit it said jab fuck i hate when it says jab instead of dab it's the worse thing i hate! *hisses*

alright maybe we can find something in this garage! open please well how convein- ahhhhhhhhh! its jacksepticeye! no oh jeez dude... is that a fucking wrench? sweet man i'll take the wrench!

swedish invention by the way.. [ speaks swedish ] you're welcome! alright.. you're welcome.. hum.. video game we need to power it somehow.. how about we use the wrench on this now i can pull out the cable. [ gasps ] ohhh man..

connect thanks for helping viking dude! ah- wa- ah- ha shut the fuck up winch.. perhaps, there are something else that we can find oh look at that we can talk to jab-no, his name's conrad.. i guess we should talk to everyone. i kinda like this down moments in the game, it's..

brings atmosphere, it's brings me great pleasure and joy ohh.. you're hitting that? if you are i'll fucking kill you! uh-huh.. pretty cool.. how old are you? huh? not old enough! if you touch clementine ima touch you- no wait-

ima kill you! hey jumper cables.. let's just talk to conrad you don't ask someone: "you good?"[ laughs ] your friend died? you good? alright.. sounds good to me conrad.. the real hero of this story.. is lonny..

i should ask her if she knew lonny.. lonny was my man he's was my main bitch dude, th- was there an ax next to him? it's okay i did this during scare pewdiepie i know what i'm doing! it's easy.. i mean i could have done that.. now run the engine.. what a puzzle!

oh no walkers.. this is not gonna end well.. i know this game.. hey look at that.. zombies.. how convinient oh my god it's more jacksepticeye.. oh i love cars hey next time close your fucking windows! wow! fuck yeah that's- oh my god! yes, yes, yes!

that's cool.. i'll shoot you and then you, and then you, and then you, and then you. and then clementine will kick some ass! dude.. ow sh- dude ah.. look on your left oh dude that was awesome! oh oh thanks buddy! good job..

uhmm.. it's on fire .. how does so many of them just come out of nowhere like nowhere! convenient plot device.. zombies now everywhere hehehey damn.. *laughs* there's no point wasting bullets here but okay. oh no...

ohh fuck... that'll take you out. this is getting intense. you could climb that. 'self service' well you got that right. i like the sound of that. hey! you don't talk to clementine like that! you fucking viking. is it kenny?

*grunting* *heavy breathing* oh, yea. i don't- i don't think i can kill kenny this play though i- now i remember, i actually did kill him. 'wasd' thank you game. ah wow... clementine is literally the only character left from season one. it's a bit sad. i wou- now i would aim the gun at him and be like:

'hey, umm..' whats up? how's it going bro? its pewdiepie here, did you watch my channel? who the fuck are you? oh fuck, i wasn't ready for this. america! everyone has guns. hell of that... there's no shortage of guns in this game. uh oh...

that's bad. thats real bad. what is clementine doing? lower them- *chuckles* i want to know what clementine thinks 'cuz i only really trust her. *laughter* how 'bout that? we met jesus. what a weird dude.

oh! we got a clementine flash back coming up. lets see what is says. 'four' okay so there's five then i suppose. sorry sorry *laughs* here we go. oh yea, what happened to little timmy? i know that's not his name that seems like a terrible idea.

hey, hey, hey, hey. aj oh... babies are the worst. beautiful. stunning. wait, did the zombie hum as well? seems harmless honestly. oh, fuck. looks like we're gonna- there was an open door all along? what the fuck?

hey look at that. i roll alone. i'm clementine. you like apples? well too bad! 'cuz i'm clementine. *nervous laughter* oh my god thats creepy now. no. i know you. the fuck does that mean?

i hate when they- okay you're just gonna sleep there? on your ikea pillow? oh my god. well that was clementine flash back number two. what? what does she know? what- does she know something? she knows something. what is it clementine? anything you want. oh, maybe she's marked. *gasp*

oh no! clementine! this is super awkward. i can't believe you le- la- um.. tattoo you. uh, with the- fire thing. well her story adds up. plus of course, i trust her. huh, jesus, literally. it's jacksepticeye. oh, thats creepy.

reminds me of uh- i am the one, the one. oh shit. what the fuck does that mean? oh shit. fuck jesus! karate jesus! holy moely. let's go in the tunnel they said.

it will be a good idea they said. this is real bad. this is real bad. let me tell you, i know when things are bad. hey, you opened the door. *muttering* uh, this? okay well i suppose i could do that. it's baseball time bitch! she knows. i can't believe it clementine.

got him. yes, yes shoot him! uh... no! ahh! *whispers* fuck he was a good man. it had to be done. don't look at me like that. i don't-

that was a tough decision i gotta say, to run on the fly. i wanted to think about it for a second. but i- you know... gabriel and clementine are important to me. alright? i don't really care about conrad. so what am i supposed to do huh? ah he- what does he- why would he care at this point about ka- i'm sorry dude. i'm really sorry about killing your friend.

that's gonna- that's gonna- that's gonna bite me in the ass later i am sure. but at least- at least we have jesus on our side you know? that makes me feel good. ohhh.. is someone watching us? i feel watched! i feel very watched. overwatched okay then

creepy lookin. their not in the car. *gasp* she's there! *zombie noise* oh okay. she's fine. sorry, i don't- hopefully we got there before the other guys, you know? trust me, you don't want to go to norway. she's one hundred percent gonna die.

looks so nice and inviting. uh oh... this is stupid. that does- i agree. what are we fucking twelve. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. ah fuck.

*gasp* oh! woh! what!? the fuck!? ah! well that was unexpected. very unexpected. cool.

oh, sorry i forgot, now, we got 62% of players told david that kate wanted to leave him. well that was 62% of players that was- tricked into another option. i hated that option. that didn't make any sense. how did you handle the frontier 61% opened fire so it was kinda a close call. what would you have done huh? what would you have done? did you trust jesus? *laughter* 87% would have trusted jesus.

very good. how did you deal with conrad's threat to clementine? oh, a lot of people killed conrad. i thought that was a really tough decision to make. i suppose it makes sense that it's the right decision but that dosent make it a tough decesion um... finally, how far did you get into richmound. uh huh... that was it?

okay. excellent. well that concludes another episode of season 3 the walking dead. i love playing this game and i'm so thrilled i can share it with you guys. through the power of the internet. we have three more episodes to go. let's have a quick look here. so.... coming soon. okay, jesus is in that one, that's cool. clementine lookin all badass in episode 4. and then...

alright, should be a good one. i'm really enjoying this one so far, i hope you are as well. and uh, hopefully we can see some more familiar faces in the next one. anyway thank you guys so much for watching it's- it's such an amazing thing, i really appreciate it. and as always [ smooch ] stay awesome.

Jumat, 09 Juni 2017

walking dead season

walking dead season

hey how is it going bros my name's pewdiepie welcome back to the walking dead we've just met clemen- cleme- cle- cleme- cle *wut?* my girl my boo.. shit ok, here we go she's so.. pretty so she's the one that did it [laughs]

she's a badass! oh my god, you got a- awwn clemy.. she's so cute! does clemy even know how to drive? how old is clemy? [14 years old] i hope- i hope that wasn't a weird joke i just realized it clearly was.. listen i just wanna ship them, ok? that's all awwn

i prefer her voice now actually it's smoother before it was that eh, clementine- now it's just clementine it's cool, she's cool i'm so excited oh, wow, what the fuck is this arm doing? more bald people..

clemy wouldn't waste ammo, that's right she know how to del with this guys right through the fucking mouth! i've been around.. why is clementine alone? well, he is still tied up.. muertos.. that's one thing that is really weird to me about the walking dead is that they never refer to them as "zombie"

it's something like walkers or crawlers or muertos or puertos.. there you go the ones that run? does that mean there are different types of walkers? ookay.. oh great.. lee.. my man she clearly knows her way around

she's stil wearing the cap -omon! ok, we're heading to the van, the giant van is it you.. ok, let's keep playing it's about to get intense! oh we've got some people.. it's spaz time! come. wooh!

oooh! okay what? oh thanks! appreciate it! nice man bun. loser! fine! alright. uh... boom! bim! bazinga. bazinga headshot all around. now what? don't worry clemy, i gotchu uhh let's save clemy

you're fine! fuck yeah clem! oh my god! that is ugly! it's like a- a fucking horse! what is happening like (his face lol) (laughter) oh my god, this is me as a badass so the walkers, i mean the zombies prescott...

the walk in- they move in herds and there's little cities around now even. or outposts. that's pretty cool. woah looks like uh very fallout-y it's called a silo, thank you very much (sassy pewds) double gated... well clearly, he's worried about his family. (clementines face has a seizure) what is that? ooookay!

oh, cause she brought the bullets of the gun and.. clearly they didn't work, huh this is very cool! i'm much more intrigued by this universe. she's so cute! i'm the new lee, huh? this is great i really enjoy this let's look at this guys why not? they look so nice, what is he- what is sh-

clementine mean with the people here? what does that mean? we- we used.. we used to be famous.. for gambling? well i'm the expert, right? call his bluff.. hey hum hum

hey no problem clemen, she's so cool! he looks like such a.. trust for the person wow shit! ohh shhh..(dat faece man) ohohohoohoho doesn't seem that bad! you know atleast they're safe

see? what is service? **poods in heart melting emotion** we've always been huaha ohooooo!! salute kinda just sleepin' on the fuckin' floor i would- i would trust-- i trust clemetine more than i trust anyone

okay? i've been with her, why should i trust eleanor? i'll g-i'll go with clementine's advice i know i-- eventhough i really like to go thought we already had a sleep? aow aow shit got dark for a sec there what the fuck, she was happened

what the shitty da shoodie da booty what is this? owh backstory? ehhhhts.. me? oh it's a baby of course! oh my god she was straining the baby like- just tomato sauce

just tomato sauce kenny's hat! whoa this is wellington holy sht aaaaaaaaaaaoooooohhhhh siet o my god oh

what happened to aj then? we don't know yet *creepy voice* we don't know yet .. ohh clementine.. is this da-day 2? **that poods face tho** got him i mean, at this point i don't even care if this guys are still there like i'm not invested enough in them

i don't really givashit i don't know what we'd expect then that was one of them clementine that was one of them wasn't that hers? gooot him!! mah chocolate the cassette player! haaauhhh

yes! awwwnn but you didn't listen nooww.. bam i'm mr. viking don't mind me ah shit that was our deal sorry clemmy oops could that be her?

ah it's them! how 'bout that.. a grenade will do the trick.. rehp ohh.. oh it's fighting time baby! it's ass kicking time! pluhp ouu jeez ohh doug.. you got snooked on

axe mudafaka! oh that one look like a kid jeesus.. oh shit.. ernn got him! hey how 'bout that? they are all dead you're welcome! yes, but i have another girlfriend now! don't worry about it

mehh.. ohh ouu.. ok.. alright.. alright well.. i got kidnapped! are you the new [innaudible] humm

or is it? let's go on a trip, tripp! she's not a kid! so emotional clementi- hey, i guess.. whatever.. the ambulance? you really need to just throw those away, ok? and i have the batterie, i mean i have this thing [screams]

what?? ohhh! ohh! ohh! what the shhit you jinxed it! you jinxed it, alright ohhh.. oh my god no! fuck!

noo you guys are dumb! i gotta come with them right leon- no, not leon! lonny- lonny, whatever not lonny! anyone but lonny.. fuck yeah! clementine!

that was episode oneee! ties that bind.. ohh.. wo ohh wha ah ah ah that was awesome! that was so short.. that was just 1 hour- less th- that was almost just an hour- that's.. that's probably why they.. let we have.. we have another episode thank fucking god!

i understand now why! people would be like:what the fuck! i waited for this? that's cool though! "did you stay the night at the junkyard?" "you and 56.." okay, well.. alright "did you shoot the driver?" oh a lot of people..

a lot of people decided to shoot, huh? i wouldn't have imagined that let him go but he was such an asshole. i don't like him! and i've got to prove myself to clemmy ernn 88% of players got locked up, huh? okay, well fair enough "who brought you to the junkyard?" everyone decided with their dick and balls, huh?

alright, fair enough.. "did you escape with your family or stay with clementine?" that's an obvious one! c'mon! easy.. 'course i'll stay with clementine! alright! -ery cool! i'm so glad that we have 2 more episodes that we can play i mean, it's 1 more episode but i'll split it into 2

i love playing this game! i- i'm so glad is back! you know? it's fucking back, i'm so excited! it's so cool to see how clementine's character has developed it's so cool in the universe that is more interesting it's le- it seems li- i don't know episode 2 was a little whiny & mony, ok? i- am i the only one that got that?

"oh everything is so bad!" here things is moving foward you can tell the universe has expanded in- into- in- in different ways i think is really awesome but yeah.. leave a like if you enjoyed watching i'll see you tomorrow with episode 2! we're lucky, huh? thank you telltale!

you fucking rock man! [blows a kiss] that one's just for you man i- i think i'm i- i- i've been shitting a lot of the other telltale ones but i'm just honest, ok? i think.. i think- this one is really good and they deserve for 'em so..

as always stay awesome bros!