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*intro music from the walking dead* wanna know when the zombie threat in "the walking dead"will end? the producers have been leaving you clues since the very beginning. but today, we put it all together. *film theorist intro song plays* hello internet, welcome to film theory! the brainiest youtube series dedicated to film in tv. which, unfotunately, makes us a prime target come the zombie apocalypse. so you can bet i've been watching "the walking dead", taking notes on how to survive in the event of that happens.

over six seasons, "the walking dead" has remained the biggest show on television by constantly re-inventing itself. like in season 2, when rick and carl sought refuge at a farm. at first, hershel and rick didn't get along, but after a while they came to understand one another. everything was great, until zombies raided the farm, forcing rick and carl to flee. or like the time in season 3 & 4 when rick and carl sought refuge at a prison. at first, the prisoners and rick didn't get along, but then after a while they came to understand one another.

everything was great, until zombies raided the prison, forcing rick and carl to flee. or like the time in season 5 & 6 when rick and carl sought refuge in alexandria at first, rick and alexandrians didn't get along, everything was great, until zombies raided alexandria forcing rick and carl to... huh, maybe i was a bit too hasty saying "re-inventing" itself. all routing aside though, are rick, carl and the rest doomed to reenact the goriest version of "groundhog day" over and over again until they get careless and wind up trapped under a dead man in a zombie swarm? i mean, look how excited we got when eugene said he had found a cure to the outbreak, and then...

we see how well that panned out... are these survivors going to save the world by the end of the series? hate to break it to you, but no, no they won't. they're just average survivors trying to get by, not super-humans saving the world. but that's not to say they'll be permanently stuck in a zombie hellscape. in fact, i'm here to tell you today that the zombies won't be posing a threat much longer on the walking dead. that's right! zombies are going extinct! and that expiration date is approaching far sooner than you may realize! now first, i need to address one big caveat;

not all zombies were made at the same time. turning into a zombie is contingent on 2 factors: when you die and/or when you're bitten. but it is important to note that the overwhelming number of the walking dead zombies were turned in the first two months of the outbreak. how do we know this? well, rick wakes up two months after the outbreak began, and the world's already descended into a complete post-apocalyptic wasteland, with only clusters of survivors left. cities are empty! you can go weeks without coming across another survivor. and as we learned from doctor jenner at the cdc at the end of the season,

this is also true for the rest of the world. even france is overrun by zombies! "it was the french." "what?" "they were the last ones to hold out as far as i know." now, zombies gain their power through sheer numbers. it's these hordes that have plagued the remaining survivors from the very first episode, where rick gets trapped in a tank surrounded by zombies, to the most recent season, where rick gets trapped in an rv... surrounded by zombies.

but as much as i joke about repeated tropes in the series, it's these swarms that have shown the most reliable changes, and these changes are our biggest clue to the way the whole series will end. look closely at the evolution in the design of the zombie hordes across the seasons of the show. we start season 1 with everyone pale and fairly well intact. by season 3 and 4 they're looking pretty rough, and seasons 5 and 6, these guys are faces only a zombified mother could love. very clearly, the creative team of the walking dead has been consciously making the human zombies gradually look more and more grotesque every season.

it's a conscious choice. but why? well, it's not just for scare tactics. they're doing it because these zombies are actually decomposing, and like everything that decomposes, eventually they'll be nothing more than a bundle of bones and dust. based on this information we can predict a timeline for when this series will end. decomposition of a body is broken down into 5 general stages: initial decay, putrefaction, black putrefaction butyric fermentation, and dry decay. over the course of the walking dead's six seasons, the zombie hordes have slowly progressed through these stages.

in the first season, the zombies showed symptoms often associated with initial decay, or as it's referred to, the "fresh stage" of decomposition subway, eat fresh! after the heart stops beating, the body goes into a complete meltdown, breaking down on the cellular level. during this "fresh stage", the body's temperature drops. since the heart's stopped beating, all remaining blood in the body drains to the lower portions. the skin gets tighter, turns grey. the eyes begin to sink into the skull.

in the first season of walking dead, most zombies we see fulfil a lot of these qualities. the first zombie rick encounters is a grey little girl with sunken eyes. the zombie horde rick hides from in the tank are also, you guessed it-- pale with sunken eyes. zombies from season 2 through 5 of the walking dead are emblematic of the second stage of decomposition: putrefaction - often referred to as "the bloat stage". and it's not because they're feeling bloated after eating a bunch of carbs.

remember--these guys are a bunch of protein eaters. no, it's because gases start to accumulate in the body,causing it to swell, especially around the face. the eyes and tongue in particular, start to protrude outwards. we're not quite to arnold schwarzenegger "total recall" levels of the eye popping-ness, but we're close. the gases that accumulate in the body have nowhere to go, causing ruptures and tears in the skin

much the same as the proactiv-challenged skin of the walking dead season 2 and season 3 zombie hordes. it's also during this phase that the body's skin tone becomes marbled, revealing a pattern of blood vessels in the face, abdomen, and chest. look across season 3 and you find yourself some "usda prime marbling". after two weeks, the skin becomes so loose that it can easily be pulled off of a corpse. does that sound familiar? in season 5, rosita grabs a zombie out of the woods and, that's right, pulls the skin right off.

which brings us to the third stage of decomposition, "black putrefaction", which is even nastier than those first two stages combined. during black putrefaction, or, as it's commonly referred to, "active decay", the skin of the corpse turns black. the corpse then flattens out like a penny, as all the gases escape. the internal organs liquify, turning the body into a soupy fluid. mm-mm-mmh.

coming soon to an overpriced whole foods near you. hey- its organic, alright? in the past 6th season of the walking dead, zombies show clear signs of finally entering this 3rd stage of decomposition, showing black discoloring of their face and torso. you can also see - or, not see, that the eyes of many of these zombies have completely liquified, leaving black empty chasms in their place. after this stage, things get pretty dull.

during the fourth stage, buteric fermentation, aka "advanced decay", the body and all remaining flesh dry out. and then finally, during the fifth stage, "dry decay", all that remains of the body is just the bundle of bones. now, you loyal theorists may be wondering, "how do you time these post-mortem changes?" "it's not like people just lay bodies out in an open field and then watch them slowly decompose, right?" well, actually that's exactly what happens. they're called "body farms".

but instead of growing plants, vegetables or fruit, forensic investigators plant dead bodies, and then watch them decompose over time. which, little known fact, is 10 times more exciting than watching season 2 of the walking dead. *crickets chirping* body farms aid investigators in solving murders, and establishing a time frame for the deceased. from this research, we know that the first stage of decomposition generally occurs between zero to three days post death. putrefaction occurs four to ten days,

black putrefaction in 10 to 20 days, butyric fermentation within 20 to 50 days, and the 5th stage, dry decay takes between 50 and 350 days post-death. there are a number of factors, though, that actually increase this rate of decomposition in a cadaver. first and foremost-- exposure to the elements. according to "casper's law of decomposition" - wait, are you serious? casper? casper like the friendly ghost?

who comes up with these names? scientists, real talk. i love the nerdy tongue-and-cheek naming conventions that you use, but sometimes its really hard to take you seriously when you're naming laws after children's cartoon characters, or proteins after sonic the hedgehog. anyway, "casper's law of decomposition" states, quote, that "a body left in the open air decomposes twice as fast as if it were immersed in water... ...and eight times faster than if it were buried underground." end quote.

so those zombies, just by rising up out of the ground, have increased their rate of decomposition, eight-fold! the second key factor here is temperature. heat accelerates the rate of cellular breakdown and increases the rate of putrefaction. the hotter and more humid the temperature, the quicker the body will decompose. so obviously, the zombies on the show aren't decaying at the rate of a typical human body,

but what exactly is this zombie decay rate? the walking dead, up to season 6, has taken place over 552 days since the zombie outbreak began. a typical human cadaver would have decomposed twice over, at least, at this point. so given that season 6 depicts zombies in the latter days of black putrefaction-- blackened skin, liquified organs--which tends to happen around 20 days post death in a normal cadaver,

we can use this as correlative evidence to predict when complete zombie decay will occur. if 20 days equals the typical amount of time for a cadaver to reach black putrefaction, and the same process for the walking dead zombies is 552 days. then using some simple math, 20 over 552 equals 50 over x the unknown complete dry decay for a zombie. we can predict that the zombies will have completely decayed in 1,380 days. this would be the complete life cycle of a zombie on the walking dead. which means that we still have 828 days,

a little over two years, until the zombies become nothing more than just dried up bones. now, i know what you're thinking, "so what? two years? that's a really long time!" "look what's happened in just a year and a half on the show." "plus, then the zombies would just be skeleton zombies." by then the walking dead will be hiring ray harryhausen. sorry, that was an obscure reference. ray harryhausen was a pioneer of stop motion animation,

and perhaps his most famous scene is a skeleton battle that happens in the movie jason and the argonauts. now you know! it's one of those lesser known pieces of cinematic history that definitely deserves some celebration, so worth mentioning here. but that being said, the walking dead isn't jason and the argonauts. the one thing that keeps the zombies going isn't their skeletal bodies, it's their brains.

and it probably comes as no surprise that its not just the external body that decomposes post death, but internal organs do, too. and so, when in the decomposition timeline does the brain liquify? black putrefaction. the very stage the zombie horde is currently in. rick doesn't have to shoot or stab a zombie in the head to kill it. he just has to wait for nature to take its course.

step 1: find another prison. step 2: build a stronger fence. step 3: profit!!! so how long should rick expect to be a dirty camper? at the cdc in season 1, dr. jenner shows them the onset of a zombie. per dr. jenner, zombies don't function on the entirety of their brain, just the brain stem. "the frontal lobe, the neo-cortex, the human part,

that doesn't come back." thus, it's not even the entirety of the brain that needs to decompose, just the stem. in a typical cadaver at room temperature, this process would take a month, tops. if 20 days equals the typical amount of time for a cadaver to reach black putrefaction, and this same process for the walkers is 552 days, then using the same formula --20 over 552 equals 30 over x,

the amount of time for zombie brain melting, the brains in zombies will completely melt in 828 days. subtracting out the time that's already happened on the show, rick and the gang only have to survive 276 more days until the majority of zombie horde brains turn to complete mush. however, this decay rate isn't accounting for the temperature, the humidity, or the exposure to the outside. all of which increase the rate of decomposition tremendously. so using casper's law of decomposition,

we can predict that this process will happen at least 8 times faster in the world of the show. which means that the survivors have a little over a month, 34 days, until the zombie brains turn into pea soup and their lifeless corpses will be just that. lifeless corpses once more. if that isn't enough, look no further than the show itself. this past season has been set over the course of two days.

never before has the show jammed so much stuff into a 48-hour period. why would the show slow its timeline down so much? because the creators themselves know that the zombies are on borrowed time. if you need more proof, look at the location. alexandria, virginia according to the kã¶ppen climate classification system, alexandria is classified by hot, humid summers and has a sub-tropical climate.

so you would think that the zombies would decompose quicker there, but remember rick and the gang came from atlanta georgia, where seasons 1 through 4 were set. a substantially hotter and more humid climate. you think it's a coincidence that rick and carl are moving to colder temperatures? in georgia, the zombies would probably have fully decomposed by now. the only way the writers can justify continuing

the show is by a), slowing down the timeline to a halt and b), moving the show to colder temperatures where zombies will decompose slower. so get ready for the walking dead season 15 set over the course of 1 hour in a blizzard in antarctica. try as hard as you want amc writers, but there's no stopping the inevitable. it's not a question of if the zombies will go extinct, but a matter of when. time is a zombie's

biggest killer, and soon time will end the zombie threat. and the walking dead as we know it. but hey, that's just a theory, a film theory! aaaand cut! and before you go, did you know that the walking dead has hidden references to the roman empire sprinkled throughout its various seasons? it's true!

the parallels are actually fascinating. if you want to find out more, click here to check out a brand new video from my friends over at wise crack where they are picking apart the series to uncover the deeper meaning hidden under its fleshy folds. in fact, here you go. click their logo to check out the whole channel. if you're a fan

of my theories, then you're gonna love their interpretations of all things pop culture from the matrix to rick and morty. so head on over and tell 'em matpat sent ya. they'll appreciate it. and finally in case you missed it a couple weeks ago, here's a link to another theory i did on the walking dead. exploring how, technically, everyone on the series should be deaf. not dead, deaf. it means rick and the gang are literally the walking deaf.

(ba-doom ching) so there you go, some good options for you. and remember guys, that's just a theory. a film theory! aaand cut! * video ends *

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hey! how's going bros? my name is pewdiepie! welcome back to episode 2, part 2. final. it's really confusing season 3. you're like : "what is happening.." all you need to know : it's intense. are they following us ?

just the other car. looks like we're okay. we don't know where clementine is... and i don't like that. not. one. bit. it'd be fun if we see some old characters. it's been a while. we've seen clementine, but... they just love to introduce new characters. hey, i helped her win at poker. oh there's clementine.

uh oh. oh.. oh it's time for our little boy to be a man huh? time to get that beanie up! awh... what about.. merr... well that was easy. how quick was that guy to give up on his whole town?

like, he didn't even bring anything but his overall. oh, that's cute uh, excuse me. uhh.. he- he's not ready. he is not ready for clementine. lemme tell you that. clementine.. badass.

gabriel.. fucking pussy, alright? *burp* i'm sorry that was really gross, i just realized i burped, *laughs* oh she- see i forgot they brought her we got water hopefully it's not urine. it looks kinda sketchy. you're thirsty, you're hot? you got sepsis. whatever

i don't want her to die.. it's a raccoon awkward.. owwwww clementine clemy cluu i love her so much on the road again last chapter coming up

last one had four if i remember correctly sooooo, its about to go down in viking town "hey it's me odin" yeah that's the point its a trap. its a trap!! nothing for clementine! ♪ clementine ♪

she needs her own themes! hah hou that was fucking badass clementine is the fucking shit i love clementine so much. shes my favorite character after lee of course. push so we can't push, huh?

allright or can we? try putting it off gear.. sorry dont roll your eyes to me young man oh my god its says dab! ow dammit it said jab fuck i hate when it says jab instead of dab it's the worse thing i hate! *hisses*

alright maybe we can find something in this garage! open please well how convein- ahhhhhhhhh! its jacksepticeye! no oh jeez dude... is that a fucking wrench? sweet man i'll take the wrench!

swedish invention by the way.. [ speaks swedish ] you're welcome! alright.. you're welcome.. hum.. video game we need to power it somehow.. how about we use the wrench on this now i can pull out the cable. [ gasps ] ohhh man..

connect thanks for helping viking dude! ah- wa- ah- ha shut the fuck up winch.. perhaps, there are something else that we can find oh look at that we can talk to jab-no, his name's conrad.. i guess we should talk to everyone. i kinda like this down moments in the game, it's..

brings atmosphere, it's brings me great pleasure and joy ohh.. you're hitting that? if you are i'll fucking kill you! uh-huh.. pretty cool.. how old are you? huh? not old enough! if you touch clementine ima touch you- no wait-

ima kill you! hey jumper cables.. let's just talk to conrad you don't ask someone: "you good?"[ laughs ] your friend died? you good? alright.. sounds good to me conrad.. the real hero of this story.. is lonny..

i should ask her if she knew lonny.. lonny was my man he's was my main bitch dude, th- was there an ax next to him? it's okay i did this during scare pewdiepie i know what i'm doing! it's easy.. i mean i could have done that.. now run the engine.. what a puzzle!

oh no walkers.. this is not gonna end well.. i know this game.. hey look at that.. zombies.. how convinient oh my god it's more jacksepticeye.. oh i love cars hey next time close your fucking windows! wow! fuck yeah that's- oh my god! yes, yes, yes!

that's cool.. i'll shoot you and then you, and then you, and then you, and then you. and then clementine will kick some ass! dude.. ow sh- dude ah.. look on your left oh dude that was awesome! oh oh thanks buddy! good job..

uhmm.. it's on fire .. how does so many of them just come out of nowhere like nowhere! convenient plot device.. zombies now everywhere hehehey damn.. *laughs* there's no point wasting bullets here but okay. oh no...

ohh fuck... that'll take you out. this is getting intense. you could climb that. 'self service' well you got that right. i like the sound of that. hey! you don't talk to clementine like that! you fucking viking. is it kenny?

*grunting* *heavy breathing* oh, yea. i don't- i don't think i can kill kenny this play though i- now i remember, i actually did kill him. 'wasd' thank you game. ah wow... clementine is literally the only character left from season one. it's a bit sad. i wou- now i would aim the gun at him and be like:

'hey, umm..' whats up? how's it going bro? its pewdiepie here, did you watch my channel? who the fuck are you? oh fuck, i wasn't ready for this. america! everyone has guns. hell of that... there's no shortage of guns in this game. uh oh...

that's bad. thats real bad. what is clementine doing? lower them- *chuckles* i want to know what clementine thinks 'cuz i only really trust her. *laughter* how 'bout that? we met jesus. what a weird dude.

oh! we got a clementine flash back coming up. lets see what is says. 'four' okay so there's five then i suppose. sorry sorry *laughs* here we go. oh yea, what happened to little timmy? i know that's not his name that seems like a terrible idea.

hey, hey, hey, hey. aj oh... babies are the worst. beautiful. stunning. wait, did the zombie hum as well? seems harmless honestly. oh, fuck. looks like we're gonna- there was an open door all along? what the fuck?

hey look at that. i roll alone. i'm clementine. you like apples? well too bad! 'cuz i'm clementine. *nervous laughter* oh my god thats creepy now. no. i know you. the fuck does that mean?

i hate when they- okay you're just gonna sleep there? on your ikea pillow? oh my god. well that was clementine flash back number two. what? what does she know? what- does she know something? she knows something. what is it clementine? anything you want. oh, maybe she's marked. *gasp*

oh no! clementine! this is super awkward. i can't believe you le- la- um.. tattoo you. uh, with the- fire thing. well her story adds up. plus of course, i trust her. huh, jesus, literally. it's jacksepticeye. oh, thats creepy.

reminds me of uh- i am the one, the one. oh shit. what the fuck does that mean? oh shit. fuck jesus! karate jesus! holy moely. let's go in the tunnel they said.

it will be a good idea they said. this is real bad. this is real bad. let me tell you, i know when things are bad. hey, you opened the door. *muttering* uh, this? okay well i suppose i could do that. it's baseball time bitch! she knows. i can't believe it clementine.

got him. yes, yes shoot him! uh... no! ahh! *whispers* fuck he was a good man. it had to be done. don't look at me like that. i don't-

that was a tough decision i gotta say, to run on the fly. i wanted to think about it for a second. but i- you know... gabriel and clementine are important to me. alright? i don't really care about conrad. so what am i supposed to do huh? ah he- what does he- why would he care at this point about ka- i'm sorry dude. i'm really sorry about killing your friend.

that's gonna- that's gonna- that's gonna bite me in the ass later i am sure. but at least- at least we have jesus on our side you know? that makes me feel good. ohhh.. is someone watching us? i feel watched! i feel very watched. overwatched okay then

creepy lookin. their not in the car. *gasp* she's there! *zombie noise* oh okay. she's fine. sorry, i don't- hopefully we got there before the other guys, you know? trust me, you don't want to go to norway. she's one hundred percent gonna die.

looks so nice and inviting. uh oh... this is stupid. that does- i agree. what are we fucking twelve. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. please don't shoot us. ah fuck.

*gasp* oh! woh! what!? the fuck!? ah! well that was unexpected. very unexpected. cool.

oh, sorry i forgot, now, we got 62% of players told david that kate wanted to leave him. well that was 62% of players that was- tricked into another option. i hated that option. that didn't make any sense. how did you handle the frontier 61% opened fire so it was kinda a close call. what would you have done huh? what would you have done? did you trust jesus? *laughter* 87% would have trusted jesus.

very good. how did you deal with conrad's threat to clementine? oh, a lot of people killed conrad. i thought that was a really tough decision to make. i suppose it makes sense that it's the right decision but that dosent make it a tough decesion um... finally, how far did you get into richmound. uh huh... that was it?

okay. excellent. well that concludes another episode of season 3 the walking dead. i love playing this game and i'm so thrilled i can share it with you guys. through the power of the internet. we have three more episodes to go. let's have a quick look here. so.... coming soon. okay, jesus is in that one, that's cool. clementine lookin all badass in episode 4. and then...

alright, should be a good one. i'm really enjoying this one so far, i hope you are as well. and uh, hopefully we can see some more familiar faces in the next one. anyway thank you guys so much for watching it's- it's such an amazing thing, i really appreciate it. and as always [ smooch ] stay awesome.

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alexandria, hilltop, the kingdom. our communities have something in common. we all serve the saviors we already started this, and we're gonna win whatever it takes together, we can beat them we set thing right, the time is now. join us, in fighting them. the walking dead returns this february, only on amc well, we find the right stuff, maybe we don't need the numbers

blow 'em up, burn 'em to the ground you said there weren't just soldiers with the saviors. there were workers there too. people didn't have a choice yeah, we gotta win we need more hands, another group. negan has outposts. the geography, the distance works against us we gotta get back, they come lookin' for daryl. we need to be there. you don't have to get back not yet

it's one of theirs, long range we can listen in, keep track of them. so if we're not going back, what are we doing? i think it's time i introduce you to ezekiel king ezekiel king?! hey youtubers, it's charlie so new walking dead footage let'sbreak it down. march the war all out war also address what'sgoing on with chandler riggs and carl grimes

with the time jump in season eight and allthat craziness. so there is a new round of the walking deadgiveaway that's going on now. all you have to do to enter is be a subscriberand leave a comment on this video be sure to click that bell to enable alerts so youdon't miss anything during the off-season, so start with the footage first then i'lladdress what's going on with chandler riggs relationship with the walking dead peopleit's not as dire as it sounds, but schedule didn't say explicitly in any the promos thewalking dead is coming back february 12. so you can see from these two clips were liketwo promos jammed together is that everybody's coming together but we have to convince ezekielto get on board.

so jesus is going to introduce them. rick and the survivors are to have some funkissing the ring in meeting shiva. so most of the footage is just dedicated tosurvivors going to the kingdom which is probably were going to loop carol back and eventuallyshe had this big kick in episode eight about everyone leaving her alone. i don't have anything to do with this thelady doth protest too much she just bring the kingdom in not understanding i didn'twant you i think one ezekiel or more in common here and i don't want anything to do withyour lives to be left alone. people will die.

a lot of meaning that shall come back eventuallyto even if she does stay in the kingdom she will end up helping them somehow the otherwildcard in the situation is that you know you have all these people coming togetherso you would think oh okay wow, this is gonna be pretty easy to do though just get a bunchof help though technique and down no if we learn anything from people coming togetheron the walking dead 10 standoffs between villains and heroes, like in the season for mid seasonfinale with the governor in his tank some wildcard always breaks rank goes off planit everything blows up in everyone's faces, so they kind of teased the survivors seeinga version of what we've seen the kingdom do when they treat with the saviors the lasttime we saw the scene.

richard almost got in a fight with one ofthe saviors. so even though he was able to keep his coolremember all those scenes in episode eight where he started to lose his mind trying toget morgan and carol to convince ezekiel to commit to a first strike against negan andthen he went off and cried in his little trailer in the woods a lot of your probably like whythey dedicating so much time to him crying in the woods by himself in this weird traileris a big character but why we spending so much time with them. so it seems like what they're doing is they'resetting him up is the wildcard on the survivors the kingdom side.

so if there's any big 10 standoffs if somebody'sgoing to go rogue. it's going to be richard who wants to do thefirst strike the other big wildcard is gregory at hilltop who is the biggest bag of dick'sthat they have inside one of these places now that spencer is dead spencer was a giantback addicts gregory is a giant back addicts. so there under threat of anybody turning againstthem with hopes of bigamy beginning favorable treatment or securing his leadership, it'sgregory running to bake neegan or grand theft auto. trevor however you want to think about himtrying to tell them what the survivors are trying to do other meeting with the kingdomthey're trying to rally force against you.

just remember richard and benjamin are wildcardsgregory is a huge wildcard we also see grand theft auto trevor come back looking like he'sgoing to be in some sort of grand theft auto scene with rick here driving down the roadthat is gonna make so many people happy and then think about the benjamin character wehaven't seen him in a while but they spent a lot of time setting him up is like thisinnocent young character that ezekiel was trying to watch over because it sounds likehe felt guilty that he got his father killed, so we kind of took it on himself to take benjaminunder his wing. sort of like a really nice version of whatyou kinda saw happening with neegan and carl like neegan was fascinated by carl it wasthis really twisted psychotic thing so get

benjamin very innocent character. not a great soldier probably close to thetop of my list for characters that are gonna die in the back half of the season just becausethere teasing this crazy intensity. this build up to all out war and he is justnot a warrior at all, and what happens on the walking dead when the shit hits the fan,usually the people that get killed are the innocent bystanders like olivia and episodeeight and then we gotta talk about just like this crazy walker that rick turns around tosee here. it looks like some guillermo del toro nightmarejust spiked sticking out all over it. so let me note.

do you think that somebody dressed a walkerup like this after the fact or it was a human with some armor on it then died and fell ona bunch of spikes you can wonder how this could occur naturally, but i do like the waythey try to create new walkers each new season like anytime there's a premier or a finale,they usually try to have a couple really cool walker traps in just a couple really bad asslooking walkers let me know what you guys think about this promo what you most excitedabout when the show comes back know everybody's thinking about march the war was can end uphappening at the end of the season are they going to do all out war there still so muchknee can story to be done even if you don't read the comics.

they are kind of telegraphing things herelike they're coming together but in no way is this going to go smoothly like is thatthere's always a wildcard somebody always goes rogue and it all goes to shed and blowsup in everyone's faces. that is why the season for mid season finaleseason for episode eight is still one of my favorite midseason finale's on the walkingdead ever, just because the governor rolls up with the tank. rick tries to get him to chill, but the governoris in having it the heads herschel and it all starts to blow up in their faces and goodbyeprison. it was one of the best ways that they gotrid of their old said give them a reason to

go somewhere else. so they haven't really said how much longerthe gonna stay at the safe, so they could stay there for a lot longer, but supposedlythere's gonna be a time jump when we get the season eight. so hopefully the blow up a couple more bigplaces by the end of the season so moving onto chandler riggs carl grimes, what thehell is going on there. but all these rumors about him leaving theshow to go to college. so what's happening in real life is that theactor chandler riggs is ended his seven year contract that he signed when he first cameon the walking dead, so his father posted

the celebratory notice like yeah you knowseven year contract up her so happy about this accomplishment were so proud of yourbigger and better things on the horizon is making it sound like he was moving on fromthe show and was just gonna go do other things that people like carl grimes is like a reallyfreaking huge character how they can address this is this a spoiler. so the internet went crazy. he deleted that post and then chandler riggsis well as his mother came out and just said this was just meant to celebrate the sevenyear contract being completed riggs said that he was excited to go to college and was hopingthat he would continue his relationship with

the walking dead people, so it sounds likethe continue to do carl stuff it in a diminished capacity which i think everybody is fine,with like if they're not gonna do a lot of carl story. it's okay if he's not standing in every singleframe in the background just to be there, so chandler riggs the actors just really excitedto do real kid stuff go to college hang out with his friends play video games, but hedoesn't want to stop doing the walking dead, just because of time constraints just expectthem to use less carl in season eight much less carl in the time jump. they did say there be a time jump from theend of season seven to the beginning of season

eight. they didn't say how much time would pass,they just kind of fueled a lot of the coral craziness because it like does that mean theyneed to recast a version of carl there definitely can have to recast judith, but i think itjust the making a beeline for whisperers, in the wake of all out war but i do thinkthat all out war. just because it's such a big comic book arcis gonna encompass the last little bit of season seven in the early part of season eightlike it is gonna be this long drawn out craziness then they can make room for the whispers tocome on so is gonna be happening tonight is i'll post a new flash and then i'll be postinga star wars obi-wan kenobi video before we

get started with rogue one craziness and iwill be doing a bunch of rogue one videos later this week. so make sure you go see the movie when youhave the chance while you guys wait for that to post you can click here for all my walkingdead videos and you can click here to rewatch the spider-man trailer. thank you so much watching everybody thoughtfive i'll see you guys tonight!

the walking dead series 1

♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ - "the walking dead." - ooh, the walking dead.i haven't played this. - i think i know this 'cause it's a tv show too. - i literally love the show and i've never played the game, so... i'm pretty excited. - i've seen people play this game,but i've never actually played it. oh, that's sick! - (finebros) the walking deadby telltale games

is an episodic interactive drama adventure based on the comic book series.- oh, comic book. okay. i thought it was just a show on amc.that's it. like, everyone talks about it. there's probably gonna be differences than in the show, right? - (finebros) and we're gonna have you play the first episode of the game. (gasps and squeals) - "this game series adapts to the choices you make." - "the story is tailored by how you play." - "telltale games presents..."

- "episode one: a new day." (car zooms down road) - what did he do? - is this me?i'm being arrested? - oh, i like the graphics.they're very comic book-like. it's really cool. - (officer) well, i reckon you didn't do it, did ya? - what didn't he do? uh, uh, uh, uh...

(stammers) i'm just gonna say, "does it really matter?" - (prisoner) does it really matter?- (officer) nah, not much. - "why do you say that?"- (prisoner) why do you say that? - (officer) y'know, i've driven a bunch of fellas down to this prison. usually it's about now i get the "i didn't do it." - "and what do you say?""not for me." "every time?"i'm gonna do, "not for me!" wait, but that makes it sound like i did it. "and what do you say?"

- "and what do you say?"- (prisoner) and what do you say? - (officer) i say, "yep, i know you did it." - uh... okay. - (dispatcher) we've got what looks like a 10-91e near peachtree exit of 285.- "use the mouse to look around." okay. - "aim turned at rearview mirror."like this? okay. clicking on that. - (officer) i followed your case a little bit, you being a macon boy and all.- what's a macon boy?

oh, it's a place!so you've got an opinion, punk! - "so you've got an opinion?" - (prisoner) you've got an opinion then?- (officer) i wouldn't say that. (cop siren wails)i go in for that innocent 'til proven guilty.- okay. oh, what? why is there a cop car? - (officer) even considering who they say you killed. - i killed someone? oh no.- (dispatcher) be advised... - (officer) i've got a nephew up at uga.you teach there long?

- i taught? - so he's a teacher? - (officer) you meet your wife in athens? - wife's a touchy subject, i see. - (officer) you wanna know how i see it? (cop siren wails) - not really.- (prisoner) not really. - (officer) too bad.(scoffs) you might have the right to remain silent,but it don't mean i gotta be.

(cop siren wails)- um... "sure" or "not--" but there's so many police cars.let's go with "sure". we need to be nice.he's a cop. - (prisoner) sure. - (officer) regardless, could be you just married the wrong woman. - oh [bleep]. so it looks like he killed his wife. - oh, he's, like, investigating me. uh, "or she--" no, i'm not gonna say the bad word. okay.

(prisoner grumbles)- she married the wrong guy. wait, what? (laughs) what? i just grunted. - the only reason i picked this one is 'cause i just wanna see what the cop's reaction is. (prisoner grumbles) he didn't even say it, wow. - he didn't say it! (helicopter flies overhead)- another helicopter.

what is happening back behind us? - oh, dang, it's getting serious. - okay, looks like something's going down. - this guy likes to talk a lot, doesn't he? oh my god! there's a person!(anxious squeal) oh! we just hit a zombie!what is happening? - what is this? there's a pers-- watch out! watch out!(tires squeal) i didn't save. watch out!

- dude, watch out!- (prisoner) watch out! (tires squeal) (loud crash) - bruh. - bro, oh my god.it went from zero to 100 real quick. (loud crash)- crap, am i dead? ♪ (eerie music) ♪- oh. (sucking air through teeth)- oh, there's another one outside too? open your eyes! ugh!

(zombies snarl)(people screaming) - i hear people screaming. (people scream, ripping flesh)- okay, someone's getting ripped apart. - i don't like... (nervous giggle). - he got knocked out, okay.waking up. (prisoner groans) ow! [bleep]. my leg!- we're in pain. - oh, dang. the cop died. - "use the mouse to look aroundand find a way out of the car."

- look at-- look at this.- (prisoner) hey! hey, officer! you all right?- he's clearly dead. - (prisoner) i'm still cuffed back here!- no, no, he's clearly dead. - there's another thing.look at shotgun. - (prisoner) why the hell did he have his gun out? - oh, he was fighting something. (birds whistle)- okay, let's get out. - kick! we can kick!yeah, 'cause we're strong. (prisoner grunts)(glass cracks)

- all right, there's no way you can break a cop car window that easy. dude, he kicked it and there's already a hole in it. are you serious? how many times do we have to kick this window? - come on. be a man. okay.(prisoner grunts) - here, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. - "look at the door.use the mouse wheel (or number keys 1-2) to select an action." (insects chirrup)- i'm climbing out.

(prisoner grunts) - (sighs) oh, man.this is not good. i have handcuffs. my leg is injured. - dude, that's a big fall, actually. (prisoner groans in pain) (prisoner yelps)- oh, my-- ow! ew, it, like, squished. - do i want to go forward? - it feels like i'm basicallywalking through a movie,

which is cool.i'm enjoying it. - movin'. movin' along. ♪ (tense music) ♪- okay, let me get the gun. there's a shotgun. - (prisoner) the officer's shotgun is over there. - pick it up! (prisoner grunts)- all right. you've got it, you've got it.- (prisoner) ooh! (groans) - we're good.- (prisoner) looks empty.

- of course. - empty? that's no use! - (prisoner) it'll be easier to carry with these cuffs off. - oh, great, now i have to break the cuffs too. - we have to get the handcuffs off? let's go. - uh, no, can't go this way.can i go past him? and just, like, walk over him? oh. - okay, i'm gonna get the keys. (keys jangle)

oh, now i have to unlock it. okay. (handcuffs click)- (prisoner) [bleep]. - [bleep]. what-- really?you're gonna drop them? - wow. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- (whimpers nervously) no! no, no, no!no! okay. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ - something's gonna pop up right now, as i'm picking them up. okay, never mind.

- unlock.(handcuffs click) this time successfully. - there's a lot of clicking in this game.(zombie moans) lots of clicking. - oh, he's making some--oh, back up, homie. back up! (zombie growls)back up, son! (zombie growls)(squeals) - run! crap, get the shotgun.- (prisoner) holy [bleep]! holy [bleep]!

- exactly, holy [bleep]!hey, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill! - s key?! (whimpers)get away from me. - (prisoner) what in the hell?- kick him. - (prisoner) what the [bleep] are you?!(zombie growls) - kick him! what? (zombie chomps down)(prisoner screams) - oh, did i just die? first encounter and i die. (handcuffs click)all right, take two.

(zombie growls)shotgun. where is it? shotgun. where's the shotgun?it's right next to you! - (prisoner) what happened?- stop asking questions. get up, bro, it's not a q and a. - (prisoner) what happened?- what do you mean, "what happened?" go! oh, a shotgun. (zombie snarls)oh, too late? (prisoner screams)

i was asking him too many questions and not killing him. gun to my left.get that real quick, shotgun. - okay, there's a shell. - ugh, i dunno. - yes, yes, die! shoot! - (prisoner) [bleep]!- really?! oh my god, no! - are you serious? - grab it! grab it! come on. - pick it up! what do you mean?

you fricking butterfingers.- (prisoner) don't make me do this! - how do i shoot? how do i shoot?(gunshot) no, i missed! dang it!(zombie snarls) - (prisoner) no, no. - this is what i get for not learning how to use a gun. - (prisoner) no! (prisoner groans)- gosh darn it. gosh, okay. i have to start over now from this.

all right, i need to aim this time for reals though. (gunshot)bam! (zombie growls)head shot. (gunshot)- oh! i thought i missed. - and... pew!(zombie snarls) (relieved) yay. - boom, head shot!that's how we do it. - you should keep the shotgun, man.no! come on. - (prisoner) man.

- okay, now what? - (prisoner) his skin's all rotten and he smells like [bleep]. - ew! - (whimpers) oh, there's someone else in the distance. - oh! oh!- (prisoner) help! come get someone. - there's someone. - (prisoner) there's been a shooting!- i think it's a child. - (prisoner) there's been a shooting! - (scoffs) that's a nice way to put it.

(zombies moan)what? no. (whimpers) what?ugh! i don't wanna know! - there's panting.why is someone panting? (zombie moans)- it's probably a dog. oh, never mind. - nope! nope! ha! nope. - oh!(zombie moans) (prisoner groans)- oh my gosh. this guy is the clumsiest guy.

- why do you keep dropping stuff,tripping over stuff, and doing dumb things? - hurry it up.♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ why do you keep falling, man? - every possible thing he could trip over,he just trips over. - at least they're slow. - he's gonna die right here. he got hops though. he has hops. (zombie moans)- can they climb?

please tell me they can't. (scratching at fence) (gunshot in the distance) (gunshots)- someone else is shooting now. (zombies snarl) - maybe they're distracted now. - yay. go away. - guarantee you this guy falls eight more times. - (prisoner) hello? anybody?

- why would you try to call out and attract zombies? - yeah, let's go. maybe there's a sliding glass door. - oh, i'm gonna go inside the house. - (prisoner) i wonder if anybody's home.- let's see, buddy. - what if there's a zombie in there though? - (prisoner) hello? anybody home?(rapping on glass) - please tell me there's no zombies in there. okay? so, um, i could--ooh, what's this? third option: open door.(whimpers) i don't-- do i wanna?

(door slides)- (prisoner) coming in! don't shoot, okay?- that's always a great way to enter a house-- "don't shoot me." - if there's a zombie there,they're not gonna shoot, they're gonna eat. - (prisoner groans in pain) [bleep]! hello? (panting)i'm not an intruder. - uh, there's blood.uh, get out. - [bleep], someone got rekt. coloring book? it's charlie the unicorn.

- why do they have such dramatic music? - okay, well, first of all,we should probably not step on the blood. - (prisoner yelps and groans)- oh my. (in game: answering machine beeps)- let's go in the kitchen. oh, [bleep]! okay, wow, that was a [bleep] dumb idea. okay, let's see, um... what's here? there's something red going on. - answering machine. can we listen to answering machines?

- (answering machine) three new messages. message one. left at 5:43 pm.- so this is yesterday. - (woman on machine) hey, brenda.this is diana. we're still in savannah. ed had a little incident with some crazy guy near the hotel. we had to get him back to the er...- crazy guy? does that mean zombie? ... and have it checked out. anyway, he's not feeling well enough to drive back tonight, so we're staying an extra day.

thanks so much for looking after clementine-- - that extra day killed him.i know it. - (diana, laughing) we'll be back in time before your spring break. - oh, dude, i would be pissed. for messing up my spring break.- (answering machine) message two. left at 11:19 pm.- (diana, fretting) oh my god, finally. they're not letting us leaveand aren't telling us anything about atlanta. please, please, just leave the city...- we're in atlanta, i guess.

... and take clementine with you back to marietta. i've got to get back to the hospital. please let me know that you're safe. - oh, this is getting progressively worse. - the next one's gonna be crazy.just screaming. - (diana, tearfully) clementine?baby, if you can hear this, call the police.we love you. (weeping) we love you.(answering machine beeps) - oh, [bleep], dude.

- there's a girl in that photo.that's clementine then. - why'd they name their kid after a fruit? - (little girl) daddy?- (prisoner) huh? - oh, i knew it!i knew we were gonna find the kid. - (whispering) where is she?where are you? - oh, there's something in here, in this drawer. - hey. - oh, a walkie talkie. - (little girl) you need to be quiet.

- is there someone in here with me? - uh... "who is this?"- (prisoner) who is this? - (little girl) i'm clementine.this is my house. - (prisoner) hi, clementine. i'm lee. - "i'm not a monster," "are you okay?" - "are you okay?"- (lee) are you okay? - (clementine) i'm okay. they tried to get me, but i'm hiding until my parents come home. - your parents said they can't come home.

did you not hear the messages? - uh... "how old are you?"- (lee) how old are you? - (clementine) eight.- just eight? - (lee) you're all alone?- (clementine) yes. i don't know where anybody is. - "what's your name?" i know it's clementine, but...- (clementine) i'm clementine. - yeah.- (clementine) this is my house. - (lee) hi, clementine. i'm lee.

- "how old are you?"nah, that's kind of weird to ask. - (lee) where are your parents? - where? yeah, they're dead.they're probably dead. - (clementine) they took a trip and left me with sandra. they're in savannah, i think.where the boats are? - oh, "where are you?""safe?" or "where are you?" - "where are you?" - i'm gonna go with "where are you?"- (lee) where are you? - (clementine) i'm outside in my tree house.

they can't get in. - "are you safe?"- (lee) are you safe? they can't get in.- (lee) that's smart. - smart girl. - (clementine) can you see me?i can see you through the window. - oh, she's so little.she sounds a lot older. ♪ (dramatic music) ♪(clementine shrieks) - oh, sh--! (clementine shrieks)

- oh! - oh, [bleep]! - get away from me! oh no! (lee grunts)(zombie snarls) - uh, q? what does q do?i'm just gonna press q. (zombie snarls) - (clementine) are you dead too?- i think so. enter?(zombie snarls) okay, so do i just hit q?

- oh, q, q!where's q? i'm gonna use my right hand.i don't care. - q, q, q, q, q, q! e, e, e, e! ♪ (dramatic music) ♪(lee groans) - oh my gosh! what did i tell ya? - he trips on everything, i swear! - okay, okay, okay.time to do-- (zombie growls)kick.

- there's kitchen knives everywhere. use them. (zombie snarls)- okay, oh my gosh! - kill! kill the zombie. kill it. - help me, clementine! - give me the hammer. give me the hammer. - q, q, q, q! (struggling) - e. - give me the hammer!

- uh, uh, do i click here? - give me the hammer, little girl. (loud smack)- kill her! - bam! bam her.(loud smack) - oh, this is graphic. - oh, i think she's already dead,but just for good measure. - maybe one more time.(skull shatters) (lee screams)- is she dead? - sick.

- all right, this is definitely not a children's game. (lee pants)- oh my gosh. - (lee) man. hi there. - oh, that little girl just witnessed that. - this girl has seen some stuff now. - (clementine) did you kill it? - "yes", "i don't know. i think so", "something else did." i think, "i don't know. i think so." - (lee) i don't know. i think so.

- why would she remember that?- (clementine) sometimes they come back. - "yes."- (lee) yes. - (clementine) it's okay.i think she was a m-monster. - (lee) i think so too. you've been all by yourself?- uh, clementine will remember that. - (clementine) i want my parents to come home now. - well, anyone would! - yeah, they're dead.- (lee) i think that might be a little while.- they're dead.

- (lee) look, i don't know what happened, but i'll look after you until then. - yeah, he's being a good samaritan. - he's a good guy. - (clementine) what should we do now?- that's a good question. - "look for help before it gets dark.""get out of here once the sun goes down." (gasps) oh my gosh, i don't know. i feel like we should leave. but what if-- what if-- okay, what if?

(sighs) okay. - (lee) we need to get out of this neighborhood at sunset.- yeah, we do. - i would get out of here before the sun goes down. - (lee) we need to get out of this neighborhood. it's not safe. we're less likely to be seen if we move at night. - oh, [bleep]. we chose to wait until the dark. i [bleep] up.- (lee) we won't go far.

- (clementine) well, we can hide in my tree house until then. - (lee) it'll be a tough climb with this leg, but... - it is. that's a nice little height you got there. - i mean, she survived for a couple days. hopefully, we can make it through the night. (insects chirrup) - (lee) now, let's stay quiet. we'll head out to the front yard and follow the road. - oh, we're going out now.okay, at night time.

- (clementine) okay.- (lee) it'll be okay. stay near me and we'll move as fast as we can.- hopefully this girl survives. i don't wanna see her get messed up. - wait, what? why are you leaving? don't run so fast.do you not see i am injured? i say we go to the gate. just open it. (gate creaks)there we go.

(gunshot) - oh, [bleep]!- (officer 1) i found the bastard! - no, i'm--- (clementine) are we going to die? - no, we're people. "they're after me, not you."- (lee) they're after me, not you. - (officer 2) stay down!- "stay down. georgia state patrol." oh, [bleep].- (officer 1) dude, he won't listen to that. - uh, we're friendly.- (lee) we're friendly! there's a little girl here.- you're still gonna get shot.

okay, awesome, cool. - (officer 2) oh, [bleep].you're not one of those things. - oh, they don't even know that we were arrested. they're just like, "oh, you're not a zombie. okay." - (officer 1) my name's shawn, shawn greene. - oh, you're kind of attractive.- (shawn) this is andre. - (andre) officer mitchell.- (shawn) did you see any of those things? one of them just got our buddy, chet.- "chet." that's such a frat boy name.

uh, "a lot, in the forest." - (lee) i saw a lot in the forest. - (shawn) looks like you cut the [bleep] out of yourself. - (lee) my leg, yeah.it's hurt pretty bad. - (shawn) look, help us find the thing that got our buddy and we'll take you and your daughter down to my dad's farm to safety. he should be able to fix your leg up, too.- cool, we're making a... - (lee) i'm not her dad.- ... business transaction. - (lee) i'm not her dad. i'm her--- her best friend!

"her babysitter,""just some guy," "a neighbor." what do i say? "her babysitter."- (lee) her babysitter. - she didn't like that. - i'm gonna go with babysitter. i can't say i'm just some guy.it's gonna be a little sus'. - (andre) whoever you are, let's get a move on. - (lee) we just want--(zombie moans) ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- oh, [bleep]. - (shawn) oh, [bleep]. it's chet!

- oh, he's a-- oh, you're gonna have to shoot him up though. - (andre) let's go! get to my car. - why wouldn't you shoot?he's a monster. you would probably put him out of his misery. - i'm getting dã©jã  vu. (engine roars) okay, bye. - "look for help before it gets dark" or "get out of here once the sun goes down."

- "look for help before it gets too dark." - i'm gonna say during the day. - i'm gonna look for help.- (lee) we have to find help before it gets dark.- (clementine) yeah, it's not safe at night. - "the safety of daylight." okay. but if i picked night, they would probably have been like, "(dramatically) you chose the stealthiness of the night." - i look like a zombie more than anything, covered in blood with my limp.

- dude, lee's a trooper.his leg is messed up. he's a beast. - where are you going? wait for me. - clementine, i'll follow your lead. - (man groans) oh, man! - so how do they not notice those two guys out there the whole time? - (shawn) this sucks.- (man) aw, it's hot dish night. - (scoffs) that's his main concern?it's hot dish night. - uh, should i say something?

(wind chimes tinkle) - (lee) what's the matter?- (clementine) should i stay? - (lee) what? - (clementine) what if my parents come home? - well, then... um."i won't leave you alone." (chuckles) it's better than the others.- (clementine) let's go somewhere safe that's close, okay?- (lee) that's a good idea. - girl, they dead. uh, "they won't."- (lee) they won't. - "they won't."- (lee) they won't. we should go.

- (deep sigh) her parents are gone. (gate creaks) - (lee) hey, man!- (man) holy [bleep]! don't eat us. - (lee) we're not going to hurt you.- how did they not... (laughs) hear us? we had a full-on conversation. - (shawn) ... both going to give us the chomp. - uh, "what is going on?" - (lee) do you know what the hell this is? - (shawn) no idea.

- "we're looking for help."- (lee) we need help. - (shawn) are you trying to get out of here? because you should be.i'm shawn, shawn greene. - (lee) lee. this is clementine. - (man) i'm chet.- i like chet. he seems like a cool guy.- (shawn) we shouldn't be out like this. how about you help us clear the way, and we'll take youand your daughter out of here and down to my father's--- uh, this ain't my daughter.

- (shawn) it should be safer there.- (lee) i'm not her dad. i'm... - i'm just one guy.- (lee) i'm just some guy. - "i'm just some guy." (chuckles)- (lee) i'm just some guy. - (shawn) some... guy?- (lee) yeah. - "i'm a neighbor."- (lee) i'm a neighbor. - a neighbor.- (lee) i'm a neighbor. - (shawn) let's get going.staying put-- - he noticed? what? uh... - (lee) what do you want to do?- i swear, i'm not a pedo, man.

- (chet) them monsters comin'!(zombies moan) - i have a giant limp. - (shawn) lee, quick! let's go. ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪- yep, let's go. let's go. - click! click, click, click. click more. click-- click ten times. - why isn't the other guy helping?come on, chet. pull your weight. - and lee's got a broken--look at-- clementine's helping and the guy with the broken leg.

- the tubby guy is gonna die. - go, go. (engine roars)(zombies snarl) - i'm getting away. oh, no!(tires squeal) - (shawn) for just some guy, it seems like you saved a bunch of lives today. (zombie snarls)- thanks, i try. - car's driving by, clementine's here,we're her babysitter, apparently. everything is looking up.- (andre) say hi to your dad for me. - (shawn) yeah.

- (andre) i'm sorry, shawn.chet was a good dude. - i'm on the farm.- (shawn) one of the best. (engine hums loudly)- yeah. - (andre) take care, you two.- bye. don't die. - i mean, at least we've got corn here. - this is, like, exactly the same as the show the walking dead. they go-- it's similar. they get some new people, they go to the farm. - (shawn) no sweat, man.i'll catch you tomorrow night.

- (chet) it was nice to meet you both.- it was nice to meet you, chet. (door creaks)- please. (gasps) is he a zombie? - (older man) thank god you're okay.- okay, he's not. - (shawn) i was worried it'd be bad here too. - (older man) been quiet as usual the past couple days. - (shawn) i ran into andre outside of atlanta and chet... he got killed.- (older man) no! - oh, chet!- (older man) you're kidding.

- (shawn) those things got him. dad, i don't know what's going on.- (older man) i'm sorry, shawn. - (shawn) i wouldn't have made it back without chet. - chet did nothing, so, um, yeah. - "your boy's a lifesaver,""we need a place to stay," "we just need some help." - "your boy's a lifesaver." always make a good relation right here. - (older man) glad he could be a help to somebody.

- dang, throwing shade. - (older man) so it's just you and your daughter then? - (gruffly) she's not my daughter.- (shawn) oh, not his daughter. he's... well... just...- just some guy. ... some guy who found her alone. - i'm the babysitter.- (shawn) he's the babysitter. - that's right.- (older man) honey, do you know this man? - (clementine) yes.- okay, good [bleep]. she's playing along.

- this girl is smart. - everyone just thinks i'm a pedo, i think. - (older man) looks like you hurt your leg pretty bad there. i can help you out. shawn, run on in and check on your sister. - he's got a sister.- (older man) you, take a seat on the porch and i'll go see what i have.- okay. - he seems like the old knowledgeable man, help us out. - (older man) this is swollen to hell.

- uh... "could be worse."- (lee) it could be worse. - (older man) what did you say your name was? - i'm just gonna say it's lee. "it's lee!"- (lee) it's lee. - (older man) nice to meet you, lee.i'm hershel greene. - hershel!! it's hershel's land. - hey, is that supposed to be hershel? - (hershel) how'd this happen? - "i fell," "car accident,""jumping a fence," "i don't remember."

"i fell."- (lee) i fell trying to get away from one of those things. - car accident. - i'll say "car accident," dude. - (lee) car accident.- (hershel) that so? - (lee) we hit a guy. one of those things you've been hearing about. on the road. - (hershel) who were you with, the girl?

- uh, police officer.i'm just gonna be honest. - "a police officer." i'm gonna be honest.- (lee) i was with a police officer. he was giving me a ride.- "hershel believes you." - (hershel) awful nice of him. - no, ah, uh...- (lee) nobody. - all right.- (hershel) is that so? - now i'm kind of suspicious.- (lee) it is. - (hershel) you said "we," that's all.

the house is full up with mine. we've got another displaced family of three sleeping in the barn. you and your daughter are welcome to rest there. - i'm the babysitter! - (shawn) hey, dad, so i'm thinkingfirst thing tomorrow we gotta reinforce the fence around the farm. - (hershel) that doesn't seem necessary.- all right, hershel's dumb. - fences are necessary!come on, hershel. - (shawn) but there's some serious [bleep] hitting the fan.

- (hershel) well, do what you think you should. we got plenty of chores as it is. - (clementine) it smells like... - horse [bleep].yeah, that's what i thought. - [bleep].- (lee) [bleep]. - (clementine gasps in shock)that was a swear! - come on, girl, you just saw me kill someone. man up. - (clementine) i miss my mom and dad.

- (lee) i bet, clem.- aw, he already made a nickname for her. - he's so emotionally attached.he shouldn't do that 'cause she's gonna die. - you're okay, man.(heavy sigh) - (redneck) hey, get up.- that's a nice handlebar mustache. - mister country boy. - (clementine) i'm itchy. - (redneck) well, you slept in a barn, little lady. lucky you don't have spiders in your hair.- (groans in disgust)

(clementine gasps)- oh, [bleep]. - (redneck) but i bet your daddy scared 'em all away, huh? - why does everyone think i'm her dad? - (lee) name's lee.- (redneck) i'm kenny. - (boy) dad, we're gonna build a fence! there's a tractor and everything!- kind of looks like that kid from toy story. - (kenny) that's my boy, ken junior.- ken junior. - (kenny) we call him duck though.

yeah, nothing bothers him. like water off a duck's back, you know? - (lee) that's a valuable trait lately. - (kenny) but frankly, i think it's because he's dumb as a bag of hammers.(splutters) - (duck) dad!- did he just call his son dumb? that's mean, man. - (kenny) the word is you were on your way to macon. - that's true.- (lee) my family's from there.

- (kenny) well, macon's on the wayand, personally, i'd appreciate the company of a guy who canknock a couple of heads together if he has to. - uh... sure.- (lee) sure, we'll tag along. - (kenny) honey, duck, this is lee. and, uh, what's the girl's name?- (lee) clementine. - (kenny) clementine. - (shawn) well, we should get to work. we've all seen what those things can do out there,

so the faster we get this fence up, the better. - (duck) i wanna build a fence!- why's this kid so excited about building a damn fence? - (shawn) well, i need a good foreman.you can sit on the tractor and yell at me whenever i take a water break. - i feel like this kid's gonna do something really stupid. - (woman) i can keep an eye on your little girl here on the porch. - "be sure to check in with everyone you've met so far." - okay, i guess i'll talk to these people,

even though i just talked to them. - "you two look relaxed."- (lee) you two actually look relaxed. - (woman) i think we're doing just fine. clementine was just telling me about first grade. - what do--? what do you mean she wasjust telling you about first grade? dude, she just sat down. - (lee) well, yeah. so... you're good?(chuckles)

- (woman) it's almost like we didn't see people eating each other for the past three days. - i'm just gonna leave. - we're foraging. - what's up, kenny? - (lee) hey there, uh, kenny. - uh, what's your plan?- (lee) what's your family's plan? - (kenny) get back on down to lauderdaleand let this mess get sorted out. - well, how do you know there's no mess there?

- (kenny) government will start handing out shots and the national guard will do its thing. on the odd chance things got too bad, we could hop on my boat, i guess. - you got a boat?- (lee) you got a boat? - i wouldn't want to go on a boat though 'cause you're gonna run out of supplies eventually. and be stuck in the middle of the ocean. - "you learned about kenny's boat." (gasps) maybe we're gonnaescape on the boat.

- oh, i see them on the tractor. - (shawn) hey, lee. - "need a hand?"- (lee) need a hand? - (shawn) if you could cut those two-bys to length, that'd sure speed things up. - i have no idea what you just said. - doing manly [bleep] on the farm. (sawing away) - (shawn) my dad doesn't know how bad it is.

i saw a guy in atlanta kill a kid. a boy. just shot him right in the face.- oh, that's fun. "was the boy one of the walkers?" - (lee) was the boy one of the walkers?- oh, is that where they get the walking dead from?they call them walkers? - (shawn) he was either attacking the guy or asking for help. - a boy. just shot him right in the face.- dang. uh...(sawing away) "damn."- (lee) damn.

- (shawn) no [bleep] damn.(laughs) - (shawn) did you have to do it?- (lee) do what? - (shawn) kill. have you had to off one yet? - (lee) oh, uh... - i'm gonna go with... "i had to shoot one." - (lee) i had to shoot one. - (shawn) i could shoot one, maybe.if it were far away. - um... "sometimes it's kill or be killed." - (lee) sometimes it's kill or be killed.

- (shawn) i guess. i don't think i could sleep good after that. (hammering away) anyway, when you see my dad around,he might want some help in the barn. - oh, looks like we're off to help someone in the barn. a new quest has been unlocked. - all right, well i'm out. peace. - let's go talk to hershel. - what's up, man? - (hershel) you should know that if you weren't leaving with kenny today,

i wouldn't stand for your lack of honesty last night. - lack of honesty? - yeah, what the hell's he talking about? - (hershel) i ain't dumb. i caught you in that lie last night.- damn. - (hershel) about who you were with in that car. - he called me out on that. - (hershel) how'd you get out of atlanta? - on foot.- (lee) uh... on foot.

i headed south and hoofed it out of there. - "i was on my way out."- (lee) i was on my way out anyway. timing of all this just happened to be right. - (hershel) ha, if there ever is a good time for the supposed "apocalypse". but now you've got this little girl to take care of. clementine, is it?- nope. - (hershel) you just stumbled up on her? - (takes deep breath) um...

"i was being attacked."- (lee) i was being attacked and she came to my rescue. - clementine was like, "here, hammer!"and i just smashed that girl's face in, like, eight times. - (hershel) can i give you a piece of advice? - uh, sure. what is it? sure. - can i give a piece of advice, hershel?mind your own business. - he's still going to give me advice. - (hershel) i don't know who you areor what you did,

but you'd better become a better liar, and fast. - what? - (hershel) you're gonna have to depend on the honesty of strangers if you're gonna make it. and if those same people get to questioning yours, you're gonna be in trouble. so whoever you are, and whatever you did,keep it to your damn self. - okay. - (hershel) oh, and tryingto be less of an [bleep]

would serve you just fine.- oh. - (hershel) or you're gonna be in trouble.- okay. - (hershel) but at least you have the common sense to listen to a man giving you advice. (tractor engine starts)(shawn screams) - (lee) what the--? - oh no! is it the zombies? - (hershel) go! i'll get my gun.- oh, [bleep]. ♪ (frantic music) ♪(shawn screams loudly)

- is that the tractor? (zombies moan) - oh no. oh, oh, [bleep]. - did duck drive the thing on him? (duck yelps)- no! - oh, stupid duck! - oh no. oh no. - what do we do? what do we do? (duck yelps)okay, save him. save him.

save the boy. - okay, i'm not gonna help the kidbecause you're stupid. wait, but i have to.- (shawn) kenny! (duck screams)- (shawn) [bleep]! - how do we get rid of-- ew. (zombie groans) - i hope i can save both.- (duck) don't let them take me! - wait, why can't we save both of them?(zombie snarls) punch him.

(punch lands)(zombie moans) all right, great. now can we go save the other guy? - (lee) now shawn!- (shawn) get this tractor off of me! - oh my god. - (shawn) lee!- did he just run away?! - okay, how do we help him?how do we help him? no! no!(shawn shrieks) (shawn shrieks)- (in disgust) ooh. - who to help first? ugh.fine, i'll get you.

- i'm gonna save shawn. - i'm gonna save shawn.i'm going with shawn. (duck screams) (lee grunts)- oh, i can't help him though 'cause it's crushed. hey, move this thing, you idiot. - yeah, the little boy has a dad to save him. - (shawn) kenny! help, please! - wow, dude.- (shawn) kenny!

(fence crumbles)- oh, [bleep]. oh, [bleep]. oh god. (fence crumbles)- oh no! (fence crumbles)- uh, nope! - are you serious?(shawn shrieks) - oh my god.dude, kenny is a dick. (zombies moan and tear flesh) - i feel like i should've saved the other guy now. - hershel's probably gonna just be like, "get off my land, even though tried to save my son."

- kill your son, too.he's gonna turn into one. - (shawn) i'm okay.- you're not okay. you're dying. - i think it's too late though. - (shawn moans) it almost... almost got me, man. lee tried to save me. - well, at least i earned the dad's trust now. - (hershel) i know, son. - (shawn) i...- dang it, shawn. - yeah, dude, this is all kenny's fault.

- damn, rip, bro. a sad life. - now they're gonna hate meand shawn's not even alive. - (hershel) get out.- no! - (hershel) get the [bleep] out of here!- damn. - (kenny) i'm sorry.- (hershel) sorry?! your son is alive.you don't get to be sorry. and you. you didn't even try to help.- i tried! - "i panicked."- (lee) i panicked. - (hershel) look at him.

remember that next time you panic. you don't get to be sorry! you tried to help him, but this piece of [bleep] let him die. - i think i chose correctly. - "it's kenny's fault."i'll just say that. - (lee) if kenny had helped,your son would be alive. (chuckles) - "it's nobody's fault."- (lee) you can't blame kenny! - (hershel) the hell i can't! get out!

and never come back. - we're gonna go on the boat now? - he just ran away too with his son. i'm so mad at him. - (kenny) you've got that ride to macon if you want it. - ooh, macon. (tractor engine hums) - okay, let's book it. let's get out of here. - thanks for watching us play the walking dead: episode 1.

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the walking dead season

hey how's it going bros my name is pewdiepie! today is a very special day i have in front of me, walking dead, season 3 now walking dead, is a very dear game series to my heart i loved season 1, i loved season 2 and here we are with season 3. finally. i'm really excited to see what's gonnahappen oh, get the walking dead michonne

i think no thank you that was garbage and if season 3 is like that i'm gonna be well fucking pissed now, the reason why-we all love the walking dead is because of clementine, okay greatest character of all-all time maybe a little bit of a- *inaudible*- exaggeration but we are invested in this character okay and kenny, alright. i care about kenny erm...

cause- how many hours have we spent on this you know? i'm, i'm invested i think you are as well if you're watching this and if you're not check out season 1, right fucking now now sh- we-i know this okay. so we get to choose how we eh... let the story off right cause choices matter

no they fucking don't start a new story ah shit i already fucked up eh... fuck okay, wait what? so episode one and two are already out what?! oh, they never done that before that's a strange move from telltale let's give it a go i guess

so we're gonna continue our story recreate your story? oh we get to-ahhhh so cute ahhh, so we we, we shot him after lee's death, clem found more survivors people who helped her, such as kenny clementine remembered the joy she felt with kenny it depended on, family

thanks to her companions, clem's journey ultimately led her to we led- we led us to wellington that's the ending i really liked i think we should enter wellington, i think that's more interesting clem learned the hard way that survival depending on let's just start, i am very confused this seems like a lot of difference, changes huh? okay interesting, there- it's barely visible, can't see it ooo i'm nervous, i'm very nervous

okay, let me tell you. you know, in season 2 i didn't have my say of fight either and you had to replay the entire of season 1 which let me tell you is the most boring thing you could possibly do cause there was no fast forward you have to be careful alright already we fucked up every time, every fucking time

okay? every fucking time i swear to god show the fucking subtitles this looks cool this is before shit happen i suppose the good old- this is what americans dream sitting on your front yard, front porch drinking oh it's as it's happening ooo will he turn perhaps?

why do i care? i don't know who this two are clearly running over there oh my god it's potato boy with our fists where's clementine? yeah get inside potato boy potato bitch potential boyfriend material for clementine oh my god

sometimes you just gotta fight it out and not be a little bitch afterwards ya know? see they just- see they got it out of there girls are just passive aggressive instead what?! now kiss sorry i don't know, i don't know, i genuinely don't know they said silence is a valid option

are they suppose to be spanish? cause they really don't look- is it just me? i fell on a ice skating rink no so we played baseball. i'm sure we're gonna get a baseball bat later as a weapon something's happening in the background out of all this it seems like the outbreak almost oh geez

someone hit me! got that right telltale presents that's a bit weird time to put in the title i never understand when they do that i like this, cause then we get to experience the outbreak which i think is a very exciting part to- to be experiencing eh- an apocalypse grandpa is dead

bitch ohhhhhhhh that's creepy that's- nice, nice. i liked that probably should not be, okay jesus skybound know that this is their baby they know they can't fuck this one up and it's going well so far, i enjoy it oh, my god whoa, grandpa got muscle

he's just confused, yeah cause he's fucking dead don't let her bite her okay well hey hey yeah potato boy where is she? no one cared the grandpa came back alive? you might want to walk seems like they're trying to do like last of us you know, when they started up oh he got a scratch too huh

oh shit boy you dead it's like he knows it's just herpes okay, calm down it's very nice i get stressed out okay hey look it's jacksepticeye i take every chance that i can get

who the fuck are these people? maybe we should go, i've never seen so many i miss the soundtrack is that a ghost one? what the fuck is that? what the fuck is that one?! did you see that? see, i can point with this now listen... before you judge me, can i be a hipster okay? jesus christ

where's clementine? car crash in 3, 2,1 eh, triggered. there's a hula girl did you see it? should we be smoking now? yeah seems like a bad idea they're asleep! shut up! so... her husband is dead? and he was stubborn!

look at that hula girl! you're gonna be a *inaudible* you're not my fucking mother! what the fuck is that quote? what the fuck wait, what, what happened to walking dead? we're talking about boners and periods right now what the fuck is this? where. is. clementine?

it's been 18 minutes and i have yet to see clemy clue alright? wanna pull over? don't worry baby i just need 15 seconds ah shit 10! fucking hell i'll take 5! we're smoking weed, go back to sleep, we hit a skunk huh mariana i want to know how many days after the outbreak is hey i got an achievement. wow ah

that feels great, thank you gabe is anyone else- do you actually care about achievements? like i could not give a big shit aw nice what about a walking dead game without a little bit of walking is it? someone needs to do better quality control over these, like just play through it slowly and be like oh, something happened there like, i do it with my videos all the time just to make sure like it's so easy when you make cuts and stuff i'm not saying it's the same thing but still

it kind of takes away the immersion a little bit when you see a weird movement, with their bodies that isn''t suppose to be there alright well, maybe i'll get to use this eh oh, it switched to my keyboard, great erm... why did he do that? is that a joke? we do bottle flips oh no, it's jackseptic-

ohhh shit alright, b i pressed this jesus gabe dude you look nasty and here he comes for the strike oh i see, this is the guy, in front of the beginning i'm so stupid did that click for you right away?

aw man i feel stupid of course it's him i- oh that's the daughter! oh my god terrible idea to wear headphones in a zombie apocalypse did- tell me honestly, did that click for you before it did for me? i'm sorry if i'm stupid okay, i didn't think about it. so we're the guy from the beginning potential clementine boyfriend material which is why i'm excited this is cool, i get to walk with my flashlight

hey there so we got mariana and my name is, something else. i don't remember and we're looking for barrelss look at the barrels okay, he's walking over this is pretty cool i can dig it how do you know the difference just by looking at it? was that a pantie flying around? did you see that?

hold rt to walk faster maybe you can siphon gas from this car? empty i don't care about that, what you think about it si- si, how do i- okay so siphon we, we hit it, and then we okay well let's hop on- hey i got a crazy idea how 'bout we si-siphon that's a weird looking siphon

si, si, shut up bing, badaboom badabing, why am i doing this? i don't know all i care about is clementine this is game not real okay how 'bout we climb up this ladder? that seems like a good diea so one eh one part of scare pewdiepie season 2

spoilers it's going to be walking dead i'm very excited it's probably one of my favorite episodes yeah let's stick together that seems like the right thing to do gabe i did something. literally me something that probably would have seen anyway maybe he can find some medicine in there

they changed the control systems like that it's a bit weird yeah is that all they contribute? fucking smiling get the fuck out of my way, my sight i don't need that shit in a fucking zombie apocalypse i mean, it's kind of a tiny alright, what? so why don't we, enjoy ourselves a little bit?

okay well let's uh check here you can break the window, you have a crowbar nope apparently not how about that oh no oh, oh his fault. oh god i hate bald people no offence bald people, i don't hate you, but i hate bald people why?

that's right bald people get some hair looks like we shouldn't go there gabe give him, give him your beanie fast uh oh i don't like this what the fuck was that sound? i suppose we should go in here? gabe what are you doing? you can back out or we can look in

be careful now ooooooo okay why? why do people want to get into the hatch? 'kay then let's back out move this oooo secret entrance hey gabe why don't you help? instead looking inside of cars here we go

why does gabe have a gun and not me? fuck i'll be terrified. i'll look behind right away i wouldn't be yelling either. sorry i'm just thinking if this is me okay no dead ones at least that's right i understand some other languages i understand russian avocado, wow you start looting that

hey batteries, aw that's cool dip sauce! look at that shadow there on the green left shadow from the pudding walking dead do you want me to play tests? your games i- i'm happy to do so that's actually good

don't care, don't care i think we should keep moving. actually if there's- sh-shut shut the fuck up, i'm trying to think here that's a terrible idea and you're a kid so shut the fuck up if there's a herd coming after us, i want to keep moving okay. i don't care if it's uncomfortable plus i want the sex tonight if you know what i mean pound it. i am so sorry what is-

hey, i got batteries i wouldn't normally give it to her, but since we have to be kind of a dick you know we- i figured i could give it to her you know i have nice qualities too, believe or not. thank you very much you're welcome oh jesus what the fuck? damn it

aww well i'm already grabbing it and later i plan to grab some ass on top not just gas you got it i don't know it was yours okay, everyone calm down what's wrong with his face? time to kill some people

sorry lonnie but you're gonna be bonnie, i mean buying, buying goodbyenie shit, what do we do? what do we do? i don't know ooo oh we gonna fuck around we gonna fuck around real good you can take off that stupid hat what are you fake hipster?

sorry, okay yeah that's right, slide that shit hey no that's ghost please i just said we ow oh no that was a raccoon it's my pet raccoon steve please don't hurt steve

i don't want to kill lonnie lonnie is my favorite character so far and he's so awesome hiiii okay he did it anyway see i didn't do that i'm sorry lonnie i love you but you gotta go aw lonnie no alright mr hipster boy

oh god he's- aw shit he's gotta shout it hey i didn't kill lonnie lonnie killed himself ow... fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck shit fuck got that back shit in here we are, sleeping in the van

no we're not, we got hit by the head by other people aw they got one of those zip ties thanks whoa shit oh fuck shit oh my god damn that was loud, that was very fucking loud hey look at that it's a gun well i better- aw it's a shame if i-

oh no i have the gun now oh that's too bad why did they retrieve ball? what are they fucking on? hey asshole oh fuck me dude i'm a good shot, how 'bout that? aw oops why did i shoot him? now i feel terrible well at least it wasn't lonnie

ohhhh, i recognize that boice i know that voice ooooooooooo clemen chlo oh my god she's so pretty oh my god cl- she's a badass she got a fucking spazz no she's not a kid, she's a fucking bitch oh my god, okay, alright

we're gonna end that episode there cause oh boy, that was exciting erm... okay now, i realize i could make this episode up to a little longer but i want to keep it like a daily series cause i think that's a really fun way to watch well let me know if you want uh, want to see more or less or whatever uh i do value your opinion cause we're doing this together and

yeah, i'll see you tomorrow with a new episode, this is so exciting clemy's back! yes! clemy's back! thank you for watching. i'll see you tomorrow as always, stay awesome bros!